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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #15 on: 07 September 2012, 01:49:09 am »
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mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.


that I have to say, is the biggest complaint I have. I have seen so many little balls of shitty caked fluff stuck in guys ass cracks I'm starting to wonder if anyone teaches their boy children how to properly wipe their asses after a poo. It makes me slightly ill. and when I'm massaging, I can often smell a whiff of it. Bidets, people. or a little hose that attaches to the toilet  pipes like every single toilet in south east asia... give it a PROPER WASH.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #16 on: 07 September 2012, 05:37:00 am »
Quote from: sabrinajoy on 07 September 2012, 01:49:09 am
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mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.


that I have to say, is the biggest complaint I have. I have seen so many little balls of shitty caked fluff stuck in guys ass cracks I'm starting to wonder if anyone teaches their boy children how to properly wipe their asses after a poo. It makes me slightly ill. and when I'm massaging, I can often smell a whiff of it. Bidets, people. or a little hose that attaches to the toilet  pipes like every single toilet in south east asia... give it a PROPER WASH.
I encountered this the first time I went to Ireland. I was so shocked. Then I went into th country side of the country, and sweet Jesus! But the worse thing I encountered was even after sending one gent into the bathroom to wash his cocks, he returned with a nicely washed cock on the outside, forgetting to pull the foreskin back. A French frommageiere had nothing On his cock for funky smell, and the variety of smelly cheese inhabiting the inner recesses of his cock.
I marched his ass into the bath filled the sink with warm water, and gave a detailed lesson on washing his cock.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #17 on: 07 September 2012, 10:06:44 am »
The thing is I always wear a condom over the finger but he just wanted a tickle on the outside that was when he shat on my finger the dirty bastard. 

But ladies I have to admit what is with the shit stains?  Even without anal play you find skid marks.  Also I hate it when you ask them to shower before an intense play you find pooh in your shower afterwards, no shame he did not even try and wash it down the drain left it for me to do.  Makes me cringe.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #18 on: 07 September 2012, 05:42:12 pm »
oh,
 i saw a guy once who had really tight foreskin (always a bad sign for hygiene!) and i detered from giving him head as his pubes smelt like piss so just did a handjob....

 :-X  << me trying not to puke

slowly but steadily little 'flakes' of congealed smeg started surfacing from under his foreskin....

omg, i literally gagged so hard, i still grimace to this day.

cim? he asked.....lol....no iv stopped doing that now! lol
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« Reply #19 on: 07 September 2012, 05:48:07 pm »
This is going to make you girls gag...

When I had been in the industry about 2 years i saw a guy who was  a regular but had a really tight foreskin so as i was giving him oral and he asked me to suck harder i kinda electroluxed his cheesering that had probably been there for quite a few months.  All I could feel was hard lumpy stuff in my mouth, when i spat it out i nearly threw up.  He just went "you alright" did not apologise or anything. :-X
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #20 on: 07 September 2012, 07:07:26 pm »
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This is going to make you girls gag...

gag? I almost threw up my lunch. ???
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #21 on: 07 September 2012, 07:27:57 pm »
There had been kissing and I thought there was something odd.

Then he starts talking about his Bulimia nervosa and how the last purge had happened before I arrived.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #22 on: 07 September 2012, 08:27:06 pm »
Quote from: Richard on 07 September 2012, 07:27:57 pm
There had been kissing and I thought there was something odd.

Then he starts talking about his Bulimia nervosa and how the last purge had happened before I arrived.

Oh lovely he could have brushed his teeth  :-X but I guess he likes sharing his lunch.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #23 on: 07 September 2012, 10:48:25 pm »
This is tame in comparison to all your revelations but it really pissed me off at the time!
I always leave out shower gel, a towel and of course a bottle of handwash soap.
The guy in question went up to use the bathroom before the booking, he was nice and clean and the booking went fine.

It was only when I went upstairs after he'd left, to have a shower that I noticed to my disgust that he'd used my personal bar of Simple soap to wash his nob with. He hadn't just soaped up and used his hands tho'... Oh no... He'd obviously used the soap to scrub around his hairy balls, leaving my soap looking like it'd had a pubic hair transplant. Eugh!! :o
I hide my soap now... Dirty fucker!
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« Reply #24 on: 07 September 2012, 11:27:35 pm »
Quote from: figa98 on 06 September 2012, 06:26:46 pm
I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.

No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!

Any anal play I use latex gloves for protection.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #25 on: 07 September 2012, 11:44:16 pm »
A few days ago a client blocked my toilet with toilet roll after a number two. I was left unblocking cringing bad. It was almost my worse nightmare ever.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #26 on: 08 September 2012, 02:32:01 pm »
I was scratching my head as I've been very lucky so far by the looks of things, then I remembered the guy who wanted anal play but didn't tell me directly, just kept trying to hint before finally saying he actually loved it, I don't care, it aint my bag!!! So he put up and shut up, ended the meeting fine and off he was on his way. I went to the bathroom to get freshened up to find a piece of loo roll he'd clearly used to clean his arsehole, on the floor!!!!  :-X It's not as if I have a huge bathroom and it was on the floor bang in the middle of the toilet and the bin!!!
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #27 on: 08 September 2012, 09:44:57 pm »
Quote from: MsDee on 07 September 2012, 05:48:07 pm
This is going to make you girls gag...

When I had been in the industry about 2 years i saw a guy who was  a regular but had a really tight foreskin so as i was giving him oral and he asked me to suck harder i kinda electroluxed his cheesering that had probably been there for quite a few months.  All I could feel was hard lumpy stuff in my mouth, when i spat it out i nearly threw up.  He just went "you alright" did not apologise or anything. :-X

OH. . . .  . . . . MY . . . . . . . . GOD  :-X    :-X    :-X    :-X
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #28 on: 10 September 2012, 12:56:14 pm »
 :-X at these stories. My worst involves poo as well...
I'd just come back from a couple of weeks off (to recharge my frazzled batteries) and my first client left 3 lots of skidmarks on my duvet cover. They were so bad that they went through the cover, through the second cover I use as extra protection, and onto the actual duvet. For the next hour all I could mutter to myself was "dirty fucker!" whilst considering taking another 2 weeks off  :'(.
I've got a regular who always leaves little faint ones yet last time I saw him I mentioned this dirty client and he explained how rigorously he washes his arsehole before meeting me  ???. I can't figure out what it it with anal leakage FFS! I mean I've never left a skid mark, ever, and I've never dated a man who has either.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #29 on: 11 September 2012, 07:48:08 am »
Quote from: PoshTotty on 10 September 2012, 12:56:14 pm
:-X at these stories. My worst involves poo as well...
I'd just come back from a couple of weeks off (to recharge my frazzled batteries) and my first client left 3 lots of skidmarks on my duvet cover. They were so bad that they went through the cover, through the second cover I use as extra protection, and onto the actual duvet. For the next hour all I could mutter to myself was "dirty fucker!" whilst considering taking another 2 weeks off  :'(.
I've got a regular who always leaves little faint ones yet last time I saw him I mentioned this dirty client and he explained how rigorously he washes his arsehole before meeting me  ???. I can't figure out what it it with anal leakage FFS! I mean I've never left a skid mark, ever, and I've never dated a man who has either.
This thread has become a bit like a train wreck. You shouldn't look, but you do anyway. It scares me to open this thread, but I can't help myself. :-[
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