That's why I stopped kissing, slimy thick dehydrated saliva  I also take them in the shower at the beginning of the session and wash them myself. I couldnt do this job otherwise x

A long time ago when I was nervous and new, I had an encounter with a client who had this big red swelling coming out of his arse. I said "what's that!" And he said, it's called a polyp. But I thought he said "It's called Phillip" and was too shy to challenge him so spent the rest of the booking calling it Phillip.

EEEEEWWWWWW

I wish i could do that with brushing their teeth , I had actually bought about ten (40p) individually wrapped toothbrushes and three different types of toothpaste  and left in the bathroom but they wont use it . They prefer to use the mouthwash , i guess its better than nothing but still 

 ....ive just taken those services off my list so i dont throw up or worse pass out from the stench

Jesus there are some men who will do literally anything to avoid showering! I walked in on one once who was standing outside the shower with it running splashing water on himself from the sink to make it look like he'd showered. Surely it's just quicker and easier to have an actual shower?! They're like fucking 8 year olds.

One that stands out was a really muscly bloke. He must have been late 20s, had shower and we got down to business. Everything was going well and he wanted anal play. So there I was lubing him up and thought there was bits of tissue or clothing bits around his anus, so I was a bit pissed off he hadnt showered properly. Then I was sure I seen them moving! I put the big light on with him kneeling on the bed, so I'm there staring at his arse trying to check if I imagined it but there were loads of tiny little worms wiggling about!!!!! I had never saw them before so I jumped back in horror saying what the hell. So he was twisting round trying to see what I'm on about. He had no idea he had them. He said he kept having an itchy arse hole but didn't know why just assumed he had piles lol. 
Another was not long after I first started, an older man in his 60s who came in with a walking stick and walked very slow. I asked him to shower but he said he couldn't climb over the bath but he had showered earlier on. So I let it go. Fuck me he stunk when he took his clothes off and had smegma all under his foreskin. I borked and said I was sorry but I couldnt go ahead with the meet. He was deeply embarrassed and apologised profusely , then he asked if I would spend the rest of the meeting just lying next to him in his arms as he was lonely, so I reluctantly agreed and literally laid there trying not to smell his armpits and not really knowing what to say after the awkwardness of it all. One of the worse meets I've ever had.

Then I was sure I seen them moving! I put the big light on with him kneeling on the bed, so I'm there staring at his arse trying to check if I imagined it but there were loads of tiny little worms wiggling about!!!!!

The horror of it all. Did you do the assworm guy? I googled it says the eggs can live 2 weeks outside the body on surfaces and pass onto anything they touch with assy fingers.

No way!!!! He left mortified and I did some googling as at the time I was horrified and was worried about my health. I literally threw towels and the duvet away. I possibly over reacted. It turns out they are really common!