Author Topic: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you. (Read 139124 times)

LisaLeeds · « **Reply #375 on:** 29 August 2020, 08:26:48 pm »

Quote from: Sophine88 on 28 August 2020, 12:58:08 am

I had a client who was so old and had such a disgusting repulsive skeletal looking body with fat sagging all over. I couldn’t even keep my mouth open during the blowjob because I was so close to gagging.

How it gets worse is I closed my eyes waiting for him to cum on my face and mouth like he requested. Only to open them second later to see splashes of red hitting me. He had literally just came a load of blood all over me. I feel physically and mentally sick I rushed him out the door and as soon as he was gone I vomited everything I had in me into the toilet. I took a break for a week after that. Absolutely vile what some men won’t even inform you about. It makes me wonder if they get a kick out of knowing they did something disgusting to us.

That was just... wow.

To answer your last sentence, i'm inclined to think they do.

Petlover29 · « **Reply #376 on:** 29 August 2020, 10:00:46 pm »

100% I think some of these clients have nasty intentions to what they want to happen in the booking.. it’s so vile.. we are human at the end of the day.. we shouldn’t have to put up with it..Don’t get me wrong most clients are lovely and just want to have fun.. but unfortunately there is the odd few that will slip through the net.. I hate having to deal with gross clients.

fallen angel · « **Reply #377 on:** 29 August 2020, 11:40:45 pm »

Quote from: Sophine88 on 28 August 2020, 12:58:08 am

I had a client who was so old and had such a disgusting repulsive skeletal looking body with fat sagging all over. I couldn’t even keep my mouth open during the blowjob because I was so close to gagging.

How it gets worse is I closed my eyes waiting for him to cum on my face and mouth like he requested. Only to open them second later to see splashes of red hitting me. He had literally just came a load of blood all over me. I feel physically and mentally sick I rushed him out the door and as soon as he was gone I vomited everything I had in me into the toilet. I took a break for a week after that. Absolutely vile what some men won’t even inform you about. It makes me wonder if they get a kick out of knowing they did something disgusting to us.

I don't know how some of you ladies cope with uncovered services, I don't want any of their nasty fluids near my mouth or face, on boobs is as much as I can manage and even then one guy had spunk that came out like lumpy porridge. Even that made me feel queezy thinking anyone unfortunate enough to end up with that in their mouth would have to chew before they could swallow

Kay · « **Reply #378 on:** 30 August 2020, 03:05:16 am »

Quote from: fallen angel on 29 August 2020, 11:40:45 pm

I don't know how some of you ladies cope with uncovered services, I don't want any of their nasty fluids near my mouth or face, on boobs is as much as I can manage and even then one guy had spunk that came out like lumpy porridge. Even that made me feel queezy thinking anyone unfortunate enough to end up with that in their mouth would have to chew before they could swallow

Yep, seeing the state of some men's ejaculate is one reason I will never do CIM or facials; I've only done CIM with two partners, four times max in total! I honestly don't know how women who take multiple loads in their mouth a day do it.

Lushblossom · « **Reply #379 on:** 30 August 2020, 07:20:12 am »

On a rare busy day prior to the pandemic if I swallowed more than 3 cums from clients I recall getting indigestion lol.

Aquellasincara@Alex · « **Reply #380 on:** 06 December 2020, 12:43:58 pm »

Quote from: English Green on 27 August 2020, 10:58:22 am

I remember once a older client had accidently left his wooley hat in the bathroom and i did not know til i had another client later on and could see through the gap as door not fully closed and mirror on wall he waa using the hat to wipe his shitty arse after going a toilet and he had a shower before that. There was 2 large towels in the bathroom on complete show.

Fuck shake that’s just gross and I can’t blame your client for not wanting it back

I myself have a similar story..

I once had a client coming for a booking who asked me if he could go straight to the loo. This man spent 20 min on the toilet. I could hear all sort of noises which got me freaking worried and after hearing water running I assumed he had a shower. Well, as soon as he came out I went straight in to see if he had made a mess or there was something missing. What I witnessed was fucking disgusting

He had helped himself to my towel cabinet and used a couple of face towels to clean his nasty arse, there were brown stains all over them and as if that wasn’t bad enough, he had placed them on top of my hand towels!! There was water all over the floor & underneath the sink with brown water stains in it ( which makes me think he used the fucking sink to wash his ass) instead of even using the shower- HE DID NOT SHOWER!

Funnily enough there was a big toilet roll pack on top of that very same cabinet he took the towels from, really hard to miss as I always buy the 18 roll pack! I was so fucking disgusted I kicked him out and spend the rest of the evening bleaching out the whole bathroom. Needless to say I binned everything on sight... To this day I’m convinced he did this on purpose

GG · « **Reply #381 on:** 06 December 2020, 07:05:53 pm »

Quote from: Aquellasincara@Alex on 06 December 2020, 12:43:58 pm

Fuck shake that’s just gross and I can’t blame your client for not wanting it back I myself have a similar story [...]

This reminded me of a proper odd one I had. He booked a couple of weeks in advance as he lived about two hours away. He texts on the morning for address saying how excited he was but nothing over the top & he came across fine just your average middle-aged guy. He turned up looking clean, well-groomed and smelling fresh. Even so I told him to take a shower and to wait for me as I would be in to 'wash his back' which is code for me actually scrubbing them down including between their arse cheeks ( I incorporate it into the booking, stroking their balls etc) and I have never had any complaints about it that were until this day.
He started moaning saying he had already showered, I pointed out that I make it very clear before anyone books that a shower at my place is totally non-negotiable that he had just driven for 2-hours on a hot sunny day & he was expecting rimming, owo etc. He reluctantly got in the shower but by the time I went in he was already out, so I practically forced him back in and started washing him, that's when I found a dirty great big turd between his cheeks, he tried to pretend he didn't know it was there seriously like how could he not know and wtf did he think was going to happen if I had found it during the booking??

I took money off him for cleaning the towels etc and threw him out. I should have taken more because I had to cancel the rest of the day's bookings because even after a deep clean I could not get rid of the smell

It was only afterwards when I was thinking about it that I really do think he did it on purpose.

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GG · « **Reply #382 on:** 07 December 2020, 03:01:18 pm »

Quote from: fallen angel on 06 December 2020, 09:39:45 pm

OMG that is disgusting! And of course they do it on purpose which is why I always take the money before they are allowed to use my bathroom. Definitely something wrong in the head with these types of guys and hopefully a report made on them to stop others having to be subjected to the same.

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Of course, After it never happening to me it happened twice in one week, the other guy was very old and it was dried in

so i gave him the benefit of the doubt, he had travelled 3 hours on the train to see me so I told him he could either leave or he could (after a good shower) just have a massage with hand relief. He stayed then went and left me reviews saying i stunk of shit

Cheeky b@st@rd. since then I have zero tolerance and never read reviews x

Nadya · « **Reply #383 on:** 08 December 2020, 12:28:15 pm »

Oh mi Lud!!!!! I am speechless, I cannot believe some of these stories. Thank goodness it rarely happens but yeah, I couldn't read this thread when eating.

Zandie · « **Reply #384 on:** 08 December 2020, 11:29:06 pm »

Its always the rank breath and stinky arses that want DEEP FRENCH KISSING and rimming.

i dont provide either but when they are huffing and puffing while on top or you get a whiff of their rancid balls/ arses when giving a blow job....... im thinking really ?? you actually wanted to kiss and be rimmed

Joke of the millennium

I have a bold all services are at MY DISCRETION on my profile as i simply cannot deal with nasty smells, if they cant find and use their toothbrushes or their hands cant reach their balls and arse to wash, I stop play and give money back for my sanity..... life is too short to willingly allow myself to be violated

Some think because they brushed their teeth at 5am before going to work , they dont need to brush again for a 7pm booking ... im sorry but mouthwash doesnt work for me it is a very temporary measure and within 10mins the combined smell of an unwashed mouth and mouthwash residue is just traumatic.

They need to brush and freshen the entire mouth - teeth, gums and fucking gooey/slimy tongue.... just revolting

Curvymamma · « **Reply #385 on:** 09 December 2020, 11:54:08 am »

Hey everyone

Sorry to bring this gross but so compelling thread up again ha ha

Regular client comes to see me the other evening, it's a very cold evening, as soon as he is through the door he dives in for a kiss, this gentleman has a moustache and beard.....while he is kissing me I become aware of a "wetness" on his moustache, realising his nose had been running due to the cold outside I break off the kiss and try not to gag lol

GG · « **Reply #386 on:** 09 December 2020, 12:33:08 pm »

Quote from: Ziezie on 08 December 2020, 11:29:06 pm

Its always the rank breath and stinky arses that want DEEP FRENCH KISSING and rimming.

i dont provide either but when they are huffing and puffing while on top or you get a whiff of their rancid balls/ arses when giving a blow job....... im thinking really ?? you actually wanted to kiss and be rimmed Joke of the millennium

I have a bold all services are at MY DISCRETION on my profile as i simply cannot deal with nasty smells, if they cant find and use their toothbrushes or their hands cant reach their balls and arse to wash, I stop play and give money back for my sanity..... life is too short to willingly allow myself to be violated

Some think because they brushed their teeth at 5am before going to work , they dont need to brush again for a 7pm booking ... im sorry but mouthwash doesnt work for me it is a very temporary measure and within 10mins the combined smell of an unwashed mouth and mouthwash residue is just traumatic.

They need to brush and freshen the entire mouth - teeth, gums and fucking gooey/slimy tongue.... just revolting

That's why I stopped kissing, slimy thick dehydrated saliva

I also take them in the shower at the beginning of the session and wash them myself. I couldnt do this job otherwise x

Sophine88 · « **Reply #387 on:** 09 December 2020, 01:32:10 pm »

I had a client recently who had a skin tag inside the opening of his anus and I’ve never seen a skin tag on anyone before so I was truly disgusted and weirded out by it. He turned around and asked me to finger him and about two seconds in I notice this thing dangling around the opening and at first I thought he was turtlenecking a shit so I asked him was he clean and he reassured me that he was. On closer inspection I realise it wasn’t shit but actually human skin hanging off the side of his anus. I felt physically repulsed and told him I wasn’t offering that service with him because of this. He agreed and we just got on with the rest of the appointment.

What’s funny about this is if a prostitute dared to not inform a client about an underlying condition such as this one she’s a sick twisted bitch of the highest degree but the client thinks it’s perfectly fine to turn up to an appointment and not inform you about something like this. Think that’s what irritates me the most about the whole thing. I’ve had this happen multiple times from men with huge cysts on their penis to the point where it wasn’t functional to men with obvious genital warts. It’s fucking disgusting you should definitely inform an escort about any condition like that before coming to see them.

amy · « **Reply #388 on:** 09 December 2020, 04:37:57 pm »

Quote from: Sophine88 on 09 December 2020, 01:32:10 pm

What’s funny about this is if a prostitute dared to not inform a client about an underlying condition such as this one she’s a sick twisted bitch of the highest degree but the client thinks it’s perfectly fine to turn up to an appointment and not inform you about something like this

Probably because skin tags are extremely common and absolutely harmless - it isn't an 'underlying condition' any more than a mole is, and if it was near the bloke's anus then he probably had no idea it was even there?

I completely agree about the warts (and somebody I know described a punter turning up once with so many on his penis it looked like a corn on the cob

) but I couldn't get worked up about a skin tag.

Sophine88 · « **Reply #389 on:** 09 December 2020, 04:58:09 pm »

Quote from: amy on 09 December 2020, 04:37:57 pm

Probably because skin tags are extremely common and absolutely harmless - it isn't an 'underlying condition' any more than a mole is, and if it was near the bloke's anus then he probably had no idea it was even there?

I completely agree about the warts (and somebody I know described a punter turning up once with so many on his penis it looked like a corn on the cob ) but I couldn't get worked up about a skin tag.

Maybe I overreacted a bit I don’t think it was so much the skin tag that was off putting in this case but perhaps it was the icing on the cake of a genuinely disgusting punter. The guy also had very poor hygiene and turned up to the appointment pissed up drunk. But yeah I agree skin tag perhaps isn’t the worst thing in the world. Although I do think it’s very important for a client to mention any oddities on their body before coming to see us as it just makes the appointment very awkward when a guy turns up and pulls down his pants and there’s a cyst the size of a plum/small apple on his penis that he never bothered to mention over the phone.

I had a guy turn up before as I said with a cyst on the shaft of his penis the size of a plum/small apple. It as very strange for me and I felt he should’ve informed me about this beforehand as it was not really something that could be ignored or avoided. It was taking space up on half the shaft of his penis and he couldn’t wear a condom properly because of it.

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