Probably not as bad as many on here (you will be relieved that no poo involved) - this one combines grossness with embarrassment.

Basically, I did a regular outcall to a guy in a nice apartment in central Bristol - early summer - so I went there in a nice skirt and top - no coat. When I got there, we undressed each other and got down to it - my clothes scattered on the bed

Nice guy finished in doggie position in the alloted time and rushed off to the bathroom. Usually with an incall, I deal with the filled condom, check it and make sure it goes in the bin - not in the toilet. Anyhow - he had zipped off to the bathroom and gone in the shower all I saw was that he was wearing a filled one when he pulled out - so quite happy for him to block his own drains.

I declined the shower and got dressed quite quickly - ready to go .. I never like to hang about. So, out of the apartment I go, walk through town, round Debenhams and M&S food dept and get a bus home. Nice warm day.

When I got home, I headed for the shower and unzipped my skirt and splat - there on the floor was a soggy, spunky condom - it must have been tucked in my waist band. Worse than that, the outside of the bum area of the skirt had dried spunk all down it (black skirt!). I must have walked round with a used condom hanging over my waist band for all to see. A proper dirty hooker. The client must have flipped the used rubber into my pile of clothes after he pulled out.

Moral of the story - always check where the condom ends up - dont be a walking Durex advert. The really gross bit is that I was sure I could smell spunk when I was on the bus and I was sitting right next to another woman who changed seat after 30 seconds of sitting next to me.

Sammy

Can't stop laughing, literally crying!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

I once consented to trying anal beads and it ended up being a somewhat sticky situation when they were removed at the point of ecstasy.......

lets put it this way, when the beads were pulled from my bum, they weren't all that came out!!

I ended up, literally vaulting off the bed and legging it to the loo.

........ very hard to come back from that shit!!!!

A client was nuzzling into my breasts, then he went down below so I started stroking my breasts...Next thing I felt a piece of something in middle of my chest, got it between my fingers, picked it off and it was a green bogie urgh !!

Poor you - that is disgusting!!!! I feel sick!