My last client was a nice guy but I won't get over the state of his foreskin for a long, long time. I literally had to go under there with my finger and dig. He said it wasn't uncomfortable, so I don't know why he never did this, himself. I found a chunk.... A CHUNK... of smegma the size of a pea. It was brown with a green hue.

I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!!  By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!

That could cause Ptsd seriously .you brave lady

Once I was doing an oral to a man and
I was watching as something brown was coming out of his ass.... !!!
It was unsettling for me, it's disgusting ... !!! 
Change position, thank goodness I pay only 15 minutes ....

Probably not as bad as many on here (you will be relieved that no poo involved) - this one combines grossness with embarrassment.

Basically, I did a regular outcall to a guy in a nice apartment in central Bristol - early summer - so I went there in a nice skirt and top - no coat. When I got there, we undressed each other and got down to it - my clothes scattered on the bed

Nice guy finished in doggie position in the alloted time and rushed off to the bathroom. Usually with an incall, I deal with the filled condom, check it and make sure it goes in the bin - not in the toilet. Anyhow - he had zipped off to the bathroom and gone in the shower all I saw was that he was wearing a filled one when he pulled out - so quite happy for him to block his own drains.

I declined the shower and got dressed quite quickly - ready to go .. I never like to hang about. So, out of the apartment I go, walk through town, round Debenhams and M&S food dept and get a bus home. Nice warm day.

When I got home, I headed for the shower and unzipped my skirt and splat - there on the floor was a soggy, spunky condom - it must have been tucked in my waist band. Worse than that, the outside of the bum area of the skirt had dried spunk all down it (black skirt!). I must have walked round with a used condom hanging over my waist band for all to see. A proper dirty hooker. The client must have flipped the used rubber into my pile of clothes after he pulled out.

Moral of the story - always check where the condom ends up - dont be a walking Durex advert. The really gross bit is that I was sure I could smell spunk when I was on the bus and I was sitting right next to another woman who changed seat after 30 seconds of sitting next to me.

Sammy

I once consented to trying anal beads and it ended up being a somewhat sticky situation when they were removed at the point of ecstasy.......

lets put it this way, when the beads were pulled from my bum, they weren't all that came out!!

I ended up, literally vaulting off the bed and legging it to the loo.

........ very hard to come back from that shit!!!!

This thread is hilarious. I offer strap on and there's always a little present on the end when i pull out. Needless to say, I only offer strap on during outcalls.

God that is foul! X