I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!!  By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!

I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!!  By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!

Oh god that's so vile. I hope you got him the shower quick and told him off for being so gross. I swear, it angers me so much that there are grown men out there who don't know how to wash themselves.

Well I'm already in my 40s. I hope to get another 10 years. I've already used the phrase "Young man, my vagina is not a trampoline!" before 

I've said "I'm an old lady, not a deck chair" to a guy who wanted to snog in missionary with my ankles over his shoulders.

Ive had two clients fart while ive been giving them bjs. Must be the pressure build up x

So for the first time I had a client poop himself today. Was just doing my normal routine riding away, he pops everything is good, give him the little bin for the used condom  and then he gets off the bed and it's just sitting there....This little nugget where he'd been laying I guess the force of orgasm blew it out or something and I'm just staring at it and he's like "Oh that happens sometimes, I'll leave that one with you"  "NO YOU WILL NOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK UP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW" so we had this scene where he goes to get some toilet paper and picks it off the bed all while I'm stood there naked arms folded with a stern look on my face. Then it's like " NO NOT IN THE BIN THAT'S FOR CONDOMS PUT IT IN THE TOILET" I felt like a mother telling a naughty child off. Had to do some emergency laundry after that.

    
"Oh that sometimes happens"
Well done you for staying reasonably calm. I think I would have lost it.

That is pretty funny. The stern face and folded arms particularly made me lol xxx

So for the first time I had a client poop himself today. Was just doing my normal routine riding away, he pops everything is good, give him the little bin for the used condom  and then he gets off the bed and it's just sitting there....This little nugget where he'd been laying I guess the force of orgasm blew it out or something and I'm just staring at it and he's like "Oh that happens sometimes, I'll leave that one with you"  "NO YOU WILL NOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK UP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW" so we had this scene where he goes to get some toilet paper and picks it off the bed all while I'm stood there naked arms folded with a stern look on my face. Then it's like " NO NOT IN THE BIN THAT'S FOR CONDOMS PUT IT IN THE TOILET" I felt like a mother telling a naughty child off. Had to do some emergency laundry after that.

It's called a "love nugget." Don't ask me how I know that. 

Well great now all I can imagine is this little nugget singing "I just called to say I love you". I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

Hopefully it's not an obsessive love. You don't need a stinky little stalker.