This isn't really the 'grossest thing that has happened to me' but....I went on an outcall and the client was in a lovely room with perfect fresh white sheets...he decided he wanted anal play on him with toys so I did my usual procedure of gloved hands, condoms on the toys/strap on,  I didn't put towels down as it wasn't my place. When I had finished and started to tidy my things away to leave I looked at the bed and it had shit stains all over it!!!!  Maybe next time he will think to clean/douch his ass before indulging in bum fun lol   

The grossest things to happen to me to date are;

Rimming a client who smelt clean, looked clean etc, but when I put my finger inside it came out covered in poo no joke, yellowish slimey poo, it was even on the bed! I got up and said I needed the loo and washed my hands I felt sick! After that I just wanted to get out of there.

Second one was a client who I had seen several times before, really nice fun guy, I was giving him a blowjob and licking his balls and then he let rip TWICE and I moved my head so quick he was embarrassed and said sorry, I just didn't wanna inhale it ewww!

Had a booking yesterday with a client I see once about every six weeks every single time his hygiene has been fine and he's always smelt clean, yesterday I could smell that he wasn't fresh at all, not overly smelly but not shower fresh and kind of a sweat smell. Anyway, I go to the loo to get changed after the booking has ended and I notice a towel on the floor covered in stains and the bathroom smelt of poo. So he had a shit and rather than use the tissue provided he used a towel and put it on the floor!!! I don't think I'll be seeing that one again things like that really put me off 

My nastiest and scariest was when i first started and got an outcall to a clients house. He let me in and it was pitch black. I was slapping the walls saying wheres the light switch then one came on. His house was like something out of silence of the lambs. Cluttered up boxes up to the ceiling and loads of shit. He said we are going in there he had a bed to the side of his kitchen in a utility room with food and crap on it. He was a very overweight guy. I backed out and said soz i dont feel comfortable here and left. That was one horrid place. He messaged after to come to mine one day but i blocked him as the whole experience was horrid. That was when i first started and it made me very careful of outcalls in future xx

oh my god this thread




finding pubic hair in between teeth is never pleasant either x

Or worse trying to find a pubic hair thats in the back of your mouth...

I go one further.  A client spits on me, I kick up a fuss, make sure he knows I'm disgusted, point to the lube and tell him that's what it's for ... then leave him lying chastised while I go off and shower immediately.  Then we have to start all over again.

A telling off isn't enough for the disgusting spitters.

I seriously hate the spitting dudes. I have been known to say "Did you just SPIT on me, young man? Don't do it again!"

Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.

Oh god, I had one like that last week and I soooo wanted to pop it. I love Dr Pimple Popper on YouTube !

Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.

I would have been tempted to ask him if I could pop it. I need to watch this pimple popping on YouTube sounds fab! :-)))

Oh no that's put me off my cup of tea I need a gin and tonic now!! Sounds like he's got a serious saliva fetish....I've just had a horrible thought that someone's possibly be in a relationship with that slimefreak..what a nightmare! Urgggh :-(

Ooh that's discusting , reminded me of my 'st Bernard kisser' just dribbled into my mouth for two hours Lord !