I agree totally PW..I'd be tempted to do a warning on him here maybe.....

All my rimming guys are scrupulously super-clean, smell like roses.
But I had a two time client who'd have a poo just before we started
and never wiped or washed his ass properly. Despite 'using' the shower.

I'd wash him clean with boiling hot flannel, soap, dettol disnfectant on the bed
like a baby, till I was satisfied. He was totally unconcerned about being bed-washed.
I sussed he did it on purpose as a perve. I overcharged him so hard, I was ok-ish with it.

SM, I know LOL !....but they catch you out out
sometimes, before you know what's happening

Today....68 yr old client had a shower and I popped
in after to check the bathroom and two little blobs of shit
on the shower floor!   ...and a shitty towel 

I asked if he knew he'd shat himself, he wasn't aware
and very embarassed...and offered to clean it up.

I think he was caught short using the shower as
I heard lots of banging around.

Definately this really overweight client I had, whose penis had retracted into the skin, so I had to put my finger IN it to reach his knob head.
I swear I'm not makin this up lol, I've mentioned it before in another thread ages ago and I don't know if anyone believed me, but it was definitely the grossest thing I've experienced up to date, that combined with the fact he was so overweight he had all the skinfolds with sores going on, didn't smell too good and his skin was flaking all over my (dark) sheet. Eeeeww.

This is pure comedy gold. I am in absolute stitches reading these! Of course, it is horrific that you had to experience that, some men have no awareness of their personal hygiene.

I will tell you one of mine: I was using my vibrating egg on a client during anal play and instead of letting me remove it in a clean(er) and (more) hygienic manner, just yanked it out of himself. The smell that hit the room was horrendous. The stink of fresh shit hit me in the face and almost burned my eyes. Despite the smell, there was absolutely no sign of anything to explain in. At first I thought maybe he just farted; an atrocious must-have-a-sick-bowel kind of fart. So I tried to crack on with the booking but the smell had engulphed the entire room and was making me gag. By this point, my client looked embarassed and I could tell something was wrong. He said he just wanted to lie and chat for the rest of the booking, so we did. And so did the smell. At the end of the booking, he got up off the bed and that's when I saw it. A huge streak of shite across the white duvet.   

And hat of to you Naked Chef, there's no way I could've completed that booking, I would most definitely been violently ill.
I can't stand the smell of s***, baby's poo is bad enough, but a grown man's is an entirely different story, don't know HOW
you got through that!! 

One of my clients asked me to wank him off into a bowl and he wanted to drink it after
when he got to do it , suddenly he couldn't drink it( said he had gone off the idea) I was quite relieved but felt sick anyway 

Yuck! I had a guy contact me once to ask if I could save clients used condoms so he could put all the spunk in a cup & drink it!  needless to say I mentioned the health & safety risks & told him to sod off. I'm just glad it was asked in an email. Vile!

Oh whaaat?! You really do get  strange people.. 
Why would you want to "drink" other people's (old,stale..) spunk??
That is beyond disgusting.. I'm baffled..