Author Topic: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you. (Read 139169 times)

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #135 on:** 15 December 2013, 12:38:44 am »

So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it

I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.

xx

RR · « **Reply #136 on:** 15 December 2013, 01:39:39 am »

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 15 December 2013, 12:38:44 am

So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it

I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.

xx

*puts down pizza*

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #137 on:** 15 December 2013, 02:25:07 am »

Quote from: RR on 15 December 2013, 01:39:39 am

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 15 December 2013, 12:38:44 am
So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it

I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.

xx

*puts down pizza*

OMG, me too! *wonders how many people are eating pizza while reading this thread*

ilovedots · « **Reply #138 on:** 15 December 2013, 02:48:35 am »

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 15 December 2013, 12:38:44 am

So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it

I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.

xx

This is so wrong on so many levels, I had to laugh

Sassy Slapper · « **Reply #139 on:** 15 December 2013, 09:43:40 am »

Quote from: Janie_J on 13 September 2012, 10:19:38 am

Quote from: Kinkygirl26 on 13 September 2012, 02:25:23 am
Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever.

Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.

Janie xx

Almost lost my coffee several times over this thread this very morning. This is definatley the winner so far though. Ohhhhh my tummy really doesn't feel so good anymore

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #140 on:** 15 December 2013, 01:03:56 pm »

Quote from: Chloe Kisses on 15 December 2013, 09:43:40 am

Quote from: Janie_J on 13 September 2012, 10:19:38 am
Quote from: Kinkygirl26 on 13 September 2012, 02:25:23 am
Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever.

Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.

Janie xx

Almost lost my coffee several times over this thread this very morning. This is definatley the winner so far though. Ohhhhh my tummy really doesn't feel so good anymore

OMG Not sure which thread it was on but there was a lady saying that she was totally grossed out by the teeny tiny bits of loo roll she found on a guys anus and I actually said to her that she should think herself lucky it was only teeny tiny bits of loo roll and NOT teeny tiny bits of shit

After reading this and googling anus worms I am now pretty convinced those teeny tiny bits of loo roll were in fact teeny tiny anus worms

I feel sick, where's the vomit button when we need one?

curvy_girl · « **Reply #141 on:** 15 December 2013, 01:24:11 pm »

That is sooooooooooooo nasty

-eats last nights sea weed from Chinese-.....

Lil Lolita · « **Reply #142 on:** 27 December 2013, 01:45:43 pm »

I know it's definitely not the grossest thing to happen, but I had a guy once suck my toes and my feet. It made me CRINGE as I HATE anything to do with feet.

Does anyone else or is it just me?! And he had smelly breath... even after washing my feet several times, I couldn't remove the smell of his breath. Yuck.

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #143 on:** 27 December 2013, 06:38:13 pm »

No LL, its not just you. I absolutely hate feet too, though I do see past that when it comes to foot worship and getting paid - so long as I'm not doing the worshipping !

Another of my pet hates is MEN with hairy armpits, I think its just with going abroad for so many years and most guys in Europe where I go shave their armpits. It even grosses me out when its family too, I want to take a razor to them.

..... but I don't.

I absolutely love hairy men though BUT I hate it when they don't trim down below though I find it very strange when guys shave completely down below and leave the rest. How strange am I? Please don't say, I know it already. ROFL.

I think we all have our little quirks

Poppy Jo · « **Reply #144 on:** 28 December 2013, 01:48:12 am »

I've just read this entire thread with a mixture of emotions: disgust, horror, amusement and have actually laughed out loud on numerous occasions. A book should definitely be written!!! On a serious note ...... rimming is being taken off my AW list after the worms story - by far the grossest one for me x

KinkyVixen · « **Reply #145 on:** 02 January 2014, 12:38:25 pm »

Quote from: Poppy Jo on 28 December 2013, 01:48:12 am

I've just read this entire thread with a mixture of emotions: disgust, horror, amusement and have actually laughed out loud on numerous occasions. A book should definitely be written!!! On a serious note ...... rimming is being taken off my AW list after the worms story - by far the grossest one for me x

Evern without the worms you can catch a lot of nastys from rimming.

RR · « **Reply #146 on:** 02 January 2014, 12:43:33 pm »

Its probably not that disgusting to some people, but burping during RO. I had this happen to me where a client kept making these burping noises in the back of his throat - it wasn't deliberate, I don't think he had any control over it. He was also a dribbler, so that combined with a smacking noise as he was giving me oral... Plus he had the washing machine style of kissing, I seriously had to close my eyes and concentrate on the bassline of the background music to keep myself from retching. I've actually retched typing this and I've usually got a strong stomach.

MsDee · « **Reply #147 on:** 03 January 2014, 03:12:19 pm »

i have to admit after my initial posting, I have become used to pooh on my fingers, not the nicest of things but hey it washes off and I refuse to allow a client to feel bad about it. My attitude towards situations has changed drastically over the last 2 years there are things that can be helped and things that can not so why stress the small things.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #148 on:** 03 January 2014, 05:24:29 pm »

I don't think having poo on your hand especially when its someone else's is a "small issue" I'd be totally grossed out if it was my own poo never mind anyone else's poo lol xx

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #149 on:** 03 January 2014, 09:54:47 pm »

To be honest PP I think if you offered prostate massage as a service and got a little poop on your hands then it would be very unprofessional to freak out about it. It is, afterall, the bum hole. However as you do mainly vanilla services I can see why you would freak out lol

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