Yes these are vile habits some of these clients have, I found some shit on my old sofa and the guy said "did i do that?, to which i replied "well it wasnt there before you came in. PLease leave now." had a strong drink and cigarette after that 
He was the one that cum in my mouth after id told him not to....bad experience
 i cleaned the cover but have changed the sofa since i couldnt bare looking at it 

Yes these are vile habits some of these clients have, I found some shit on my old sofa and the guy said "did i do that?, to which i replied "well it wasnt there before you came in. PLease leave now." had a strong drink and cigarette after that 
He was the one that cum in my mouth after id told him not to....bad experience
 i cleaned the cover but have changed the sofa since i couldnt bare looking at it

Ha ha! It tainted the lounging experience for you!

I remember visiting my friend who was working in London and she had someone who sat down on the bed and left a delightful shitty trail... She terminated the appointment but he kept trying to come back. Horrible, horrible...

A very sweet/shy guy visited me while i was on tour, after he left there was shit stains on the bed and mud on the bed from where he had taken his shoes off! I didn't notice until i sat down to change.luckily i was checking out of the hotel.what is it with guys who cant clean there bottoms properly!

yes i have forgot to take out my tampon and swap with a sponge a few times. once i visited a really nice guy, he was talking about past experiences for example girls on there periods.. when we finished having sex my sponge had leaked quite badly on to his crisp white sheets ooops! felt bad about that this stuff happens though! cant be helped

I visited a guy at his hotel room once and he had blown his nose into the bathroom sink and left it there.. I used to live in the same country this guy was from and my ex there did the same, so perhaps it's local custom?  ( I can't even look at snotty babies, never mind fully grown blokes  )

I have seen a scrap-metal millionaire bloke a few times. Lives in a mansion but comes from nothing and is determined to shun all airs and graces at every opp. Takes great delight in eating rump steak and salad using only his hands ( and tries to feed me with them too  )
Smokes like a trouper-even in bed and even during the act  ( not without a final warning from me ) and he simply wipes all the cum from his hand job all over his designer sheets and falls asleep.

So glad I don't do incalls! 

i had one guy take his boxers off, sat on my escort bed, when he left, i noticed that his arse wasnt clean as there was shit stains where he had been sitting... eeewwww ffs clean you dirty bastard!

i had a guy very disprectfully,flick come at me,as if to say im worthless,about 10 seconds after the climax,which is worse,cant  say he just got carried away..

A very sweet/shy guy visited me while i was on tour, after he left there was shit stains on the bed and mud on the bed from where he had taken his shoes off! I didn't notice until i sat down to change.luckily i was checking out of the hotel.what is it with guys who cant clean there bottoms properly!

yes i have forgot to take out my tampon and swap with a sponge a few times. once i visited a really nice guy, he was talking about past experiences for example girls on there periods.. when we finished having sex my sponge had leaked quite badly on to his crisp white sheets ooops! felt bad about that this stuff happens though! cant be helped

ileft a tampon,with string hanging out,i still cringe when ithink about it!
i was on (obviously)and after seeing someone showered and took sponge out,i hate using sponge only use if i got no choice,i had know one lined up for hours,so thought i will put a tampon in,inbetween..well i got a booking sooner than i thought and because i knew i was clean and showered it totally slipped my mind!its only when he was feeling i remembered and noticed,i just made excuse and went bathroom,mortified.

I recently had a session with an older man that walked in with a cane. I asked if he had any injuries I should be aware of, he smiled and said no, but he had heart surgery in November of last year. I was extremely shocked, he went to undress to shower and there it was.. a giant scar from his neck to about the midpoint of his ribcage, with matching holes as scars on each side. My jaw dropped, I asked him if he was sure he wanted to do this, he said he's "ALREADY DONE THIS TWICE SINCE THE SURGERY".

I say alright sir you go ahead into the shower, I'm freaking out.. what if something happens? what if he dies in front of me?? omg

So he comes out, sits on the bed beside me, he's moving very slowly. Then I hear a clicking sound, I asked him if it was his watch or his phone... it was his effin ARTIFICIAL HEART VALVE!!!!!! I could hear every.single.time.it.clicked!!! imagine the look on my face! I'm already thinking he has a ticking bomb inside of him and it's about to explode.  I could not contain my feelings it was too weird for me but i was trying to be nice and not want to trigger another heart attack...

so we move along, then I ask him what he likes, he says "eating pussy" I say go right ahead thinking I can just close my legs and he won't see me my face, then I open them up and guess what... I COULD HEAR THE CLICKING THROUGH HIS MOUTH!! 

when everything was said and done, he was walking out of the shower and slipped a little bit, my heart sank! I thought I'd need heart surgery after that appointment, but I seem to be ok lol.