I thought the guy I saw who wanted owo and rimming was bad enough as he had thick green cheese, yes green as it was that stale and smelly round his knob and toilet paper with a lump of shit on it hanging out his bum all this after a shower I will add but that is tame compared with some of these stories.

Eeeekk !! Thats pretty bad !! Green cheese .

if your Ok doing those things with people who know how to wash right then you could still offer them. . . Up to you of course , but dont let a few smellies ruin it for decent clean clients...........  I know its not easy but its your right to refuse if they cannot be clean ..... i still do the strap on ect , but they get the spanish inquistion on "have you douched" first .....if they havent - then no bum fun

You know, I don't often get bad days at the 'office' but this is definitely one of them....  First off that weirdo creep (On the warnings page now, if you're interested..) then charmer number two who comes in, has a wash, goes upstairs to my beautiful room with cream carpets then SPITS his chewing gum out on the floor!!

"Er, what the hell are you doing?  Spitting on the floor?  Would you do that in your own house, huh?  Go and clean that up now.'

Followed by much apologising, but really??  Spitting chewing gum out? 

Tell you what, I am having a drink tonight, girls.  I deserve it! x

. Had chewing gum found on the floor before no probs.

Eugh you found it on the floor before?  Oh my god, I have NEVER come across this before!  Absolutely vile thing to do.

Yuck! What animals!!! You have to wonder how they were brought up to think that is acceptable! I thought the guy who I saw earlier was bad when he asked if he could throw his chewing gum down the toilet!!!! What??? No there's a bin right next to you, use that! 

Indeed! You have to wonder with some of them ey? I can't even bear to drop one little bit on the outside floor, let alone in someone's lovely bedroom!

I once had a guy think it was appropriate to turn around and jizz all over my carpet. It was after 30 mins into a 60 min meeting and I turfed him out after scolding him.

It's like do they do that in their own houses or is it just because it's a hooker pad they think they can act like trash.

I once had a guy think it was appropriate to turn around and jizz all over my carpet. It was after 30 mins into a 60 min meeting and I turfed him out after scolding him.

It's like do they do that in their own houses or is it just because it's a hooker pad they think they can act like trash.

I would have turned into a dom and make him lick every bit up. Thumbs up fr turfing the little turd out.

You know, I don't often get bad days at the 'office' but this is definitely one of them....  First off that weirdo creep (On the warnings page now, if you're interested..) then charmer number two who comes in, has a wash, goes upstairs to my beautiful room with cream carpets then SPITS his chewing gum out on the floor!!

"Er, what the hell are you doing?  Spitting on the floor?  Would you do that in your own house, huh?  Go and clean that up now.'

Followed by much apologising, but really??  Spitting chewing gum out? 

Tell you what, I am having a drink tonight, girls.  I deserve it! x

My clients come in through my back garden after one of my cocky clients, I went outside to lock my gate and notice he had "gobbed" on my paving.  I have never allowed him back and ignore his calls.

what is wrong with people, no respect at all.