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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #75 on: 31 December 2012, 11:08:04 pm »
:-X :-X :-X

I offer OWO, CIM, rimming.. The lot! After reading this, not so sure.. Definitely gonna clamp down on ass stuff at least...

Yep, its not worth thinking about what you could be getting in your mouth ..... not just sti's/infections, how would you feel if you got a mouthful of blood, worse still, what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum.  :-X :-X

Ill stick with being safe in all departments ROFL.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #76 on: 02 January 2013, 09:48:52 pm »
This thread is morbidly fascinating!
 It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Seeing poo on the condom-covered strapon is a real turn off and I try to whip it out/whip off the condom with wipes and throw them in my nappy bag without even looking.

What about when the guy is pumping away like there's no tomorrow and his sweat starts to drop all over your face.. :-X

Also, I used to see a guy who had a habit of (mis?)aiming at my eyes when he came and twice I had cum stuck to my contact lense  >:(
 It led to a sore red eye but ( thankfully ) nothing worse.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #77 on: 03 January 2013, 12:05:23 am »


Yep, its not worth thinking about what you could be getting in your mouth ..... not just sti's/infections, how would you feel if you got a mouthful of blood, worse still, what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum.  :-X :-X

Ill stick with being safe in all departments ROFL.

HAHA exactly! I know it should be the STIs that are the real reason for not doing it, but the gross factor outweighs every time! Although I've never experienced blood, or lumpy cum, it is the law of averages that it will definitely happen if I carry on  :-X

And yes sweat is super gross! Especially when they're blatantly aware of it! Some actually apologize but still carry on and at that point I just think 'He must be close and if I bitch about it, I reckon it'd set him way back'.. So I just grin and bear the sweaty showers..  :-\

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #78 on: 03 January 2013, 12:56:39 am »
It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.

Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off


Seeing poo on the condom-covered strapon is a real turn off and I try to whip it out/whip off the condom with wipes and throw them in my nappy bag without even looking.

Yep , "me too" again ...big turn off ! Ive got the "whip it off into a babywipe then nappy bag without looking or touching it " down to fine art now also :)

Yes this thread is morbidly fascinating ! I cant help returning to it  ,and the how not to book an escort/get a webcammer to do what you want threads also for the same reason. . .although those threads are so long that ive been ploughing through them at a couple of pages a day- Good stuff. very entertaining and it does help after a day of timewasters/pricks that "im not alone here"
 
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #79 on: 03 January 2013, 01:01:49 am »
I recall a app when i was a newbie ...we had 2 gross otu incidents in 1 horrid half hour.

First the strap on's condom came out covered in stinky poo , second his come was full of blood!

thank God i didnt do OWO/CIM with him. He'd come on my hand , when he came the strap-on sort of shot out of his arse , poo n bloody spunk , FOUL.... a frantic clean up ,. where i didnt know which gross bit to clean first ..... he seemed unconcerned that he had blood in his semen and didnt offer to help clean up hsi mess ( i know thats our job ...but ......yuk!! )
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #80 on: 05 January 2013, 01:47:09 am »
Eww! I'm never offering any kind of anal play after reading this!
The only gross thing that ever happens to me is during sex when the man gets all sweaty and it starts dripping off him and running down me/into my hair, a little bit is to be expected but with some men it's like I'm going to drown in it!  :(

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #81 on: 24 January 2013, 06:15:57 pm »
I am regularly asked if I will shit in my client's mouths.

Needless to say, I decline.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #82 on: 24 January 2013, 10:40:40 pm »
This thread has made some laughable but gross bedtime reading material.

I'm hoping the client I'm meeting tomorrow doesn't get his strap on out now else I think with worms and poo in mind I may have to make a quick exit!


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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #83 on: 24 January 2013, 11:13:36 pm »
hahaha i laughed at the worms story..grossed at the lumps as I saw on tv that those with tight foreskin never clean that and I actually saw what the doctor took out of that...omg:(((( sorry for the lady that had that. huuuugggg..all the shit and strapons stories, i am so used to them..but because I do domination, I tell them off if their bums arent clean I always have them on their knees and punish them for dirty arses when they come to see Mistress or any other lady for that matter...they do come back...you see...in the normal gfe bookings I am not bold to say things, but in the domination ones...god help them hehe
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #84 on: 24 January 2013, 11:17:14 pm »
It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.

Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off


I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #85 on: 25 January 2013, 12:38:48 am »
I want to die. I cannot believe this SHIT!

OMG. Lost for words I am really.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #86 on: 25 January 2013, 06:58:49 pm »
It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.

Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off


I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #87 on: 25 January 2013, 07:21:30 pm »
It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.

Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off


I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x


I am very sloppy and I just let it drip out of my mouth and it isn't rude to spit..it's not like we are in a relationship with the clients..
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #88 on: 25 January 2013, 07:28:30 pm »
OMG!!!! I have avoided this thread as I thought it would be filled with horrid client stories and I dont like to read or see them but I did not expect this. 
Never in my life have I felt so much like throwing up by reading something online.

I thought the guy I saw who wanted owo and rimming was bad enough as he had thick green cheese, yes green as it was that stale and smelly round his knob and toilet paper with a lump of shit on it hanging out his bum all this after a shower I will add but that is tame compared with some of these stories.

This thread had made me take all forms of anal play and CIM off my profile as just the thought now makes me cringe
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #89 on: 26 January 2013, 11:30:26 am »


I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x


I am very sloppy and I just let it drip out of my mouth and it isn't rude to spit..it's not like we are in a relationship with the clients..


errr......  Its funny when the ill informed of this world want to pass judgement on others !!

   you say swallowing is as "bad as barebacking"  , but then say you let cum drip out of your mouth ?  You should already knwo this  from the GUM clinic  , but faffing about with it in your mouth and dribbling it out  , you as just as at risk as "swallling that is as bad as bareback" ( as you put it ) .

Charlie is correct - the stomach acid will kill any STI . STI  germs passed from OWO come in  through the mouth/gums/throat ....... So if your doing OWO your taking a risk , swallow or no swallow. ...... Its a bit rich to quote me and liken me to a barebacker - thanks for that !!  :D

As i said , have a chat with the GUM nurses and educate yourself a bit before passing judgement on others  , when you are doing the same thing ?!!?

IMO , owo is a slight risk of which im aware of . I minimise the risk by not doing it when ive been dentist ect  ,  and at my discretion. I took swallowing off my ad a few weeks ago as its been so long since i swallowed its better not to offer .......I spit it discreetly out into a wipe ,  with my back turned to the client doesnt take offence at this....... Also you should know to NOT  brush your teeth straight after  ( STD risk ) , rinse with mouthwash or water

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