i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on.  the client was very excited and had finished.  he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face.  When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me.  he laughed and thought this was funny.

I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened.  she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding.  Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up.  They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.

Oh.My.God.

The poor cleaner would have had to clean up my vomit too, that would have guaranteed projectile vomiting from me.

I've suddenly gone off my wine.

OMG!  That beats my doctor wormy hands down....poor poor you!  I'd have kicked of big time if a parlour had allowed me to see a guy who'd done that to another girl!  Terrible conduct!  Are they not at all concerned with health and safety, and the emotional fallout from this too?  I hope you gave them a mouthful..............

Love Kinkygirl

I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.

No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!

 Oh no   I hate anything "poo" related. I will do anal play but only with a Condom on the finger !!


I once had a guy want fucking - hard - with a BIG dildo .......... I was unsure as id only done guys with my small "slim jim" strap on b4. . . . He assured me he would be fine as he " had seen a lot of well hung TVs and had douched too" . . . OK i thought , anyway when i pulled it out it was covered in stinky runny poo , and a load of poo also fell out onto the bed



 ( thankfully the bed had an old towel on "just in case" - Put me right off strap on for a LONG time. . . I wil only use the small one now!)

i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on.  the client was very excited and had finished.  he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face.  When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me.  he laughed and thought this was funny.

I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened.  she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding.  Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up.  They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.

Why the hell did they let him back into the parlour? - good question!

Similar to what happend to my strap on guy , but at least he was very apologetic/embarrassed and did clean it up himself. I have to say that if he'd of acted as your guy did , i may have lost it a little bit

I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood 

That doesn't sound good at all.

I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood 

Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?

Quote from: Daisy Penny on 13 December 2012, 12:49:49 pm

Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 13 December 2012, 06:27:29 am

I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood 

Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?

O yeah thank god I dont offer it anymore or OWO trust me it was the first time in ages I was sooooo relieved.

You girls think that is ick, one of my ex clients in London a rich jewish guy one day asked me to finger his tuchis.  I just tickled the outside the next thing i felt wet all over my fingers, he poo'd over my hand the dirty bastard.

I had one bleed the nasty guy, so then rushed down to the gum clinic. Every thing came back clear 'phew'. He wasn't old, instead had bad learning difficulties. So now they have a check list to pass prior.

 

I offer OWO, CIM, rimming.. The lot! After reading this, not so sure.. Definitely gonna clamp down on ass stuff at least...