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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #315 on: 21 December 2016, 02:11:11 pm »
ive shown this thread to a couple of close friends to dispel their opinion that i earn my money the "easy way". Some of the things we go through are downright disgusting. My worse one was, like another lady has already mentioned, was fingering a guys bum and seeing poo under my fingernail...oh and pulling out a toy from another bum and it was covered in poo...and still managing to be professional when i wanted to just chuck them out the door urrrghhhh

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #316 on: 02 May 2018, 07:23:51 pm »
My last client was a nice guy but I won't get over the state of his foreskin for a long, long time. I literally had to go under there with my finger and dig. He said it wasn't uncomfortable, so I don't know why he never did this, himself. I found a chunk.... A CHUNK... of smegma the size of a pea. It was brown with a green hue.

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« Reply #317 on: 02 May 2018, 07:26:01 pm »
Man alive, I can't beat that.

Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.

Amy your a true professional 

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« Reply #318 on: 02 May 2018, 07:33:45 pm »
I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!!  By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!
:-X :-X :-X
That could cause Ptsd seriously .you brave lady

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #319 on: 02 May 2018, 07:40:16 pm »
Many years ago when I first started I had a guy come visit me at my place , he was told I don't do
Cim ,he was drunk and vile couldn't get hard , he sat on my sofa with his pants down near his ankles grunting , he cum in my mouth I was sick on his leg a bit , I stood up and said he'd made me vomit .
I stopped the booking because he was so awful.
He got up off the sofa and the sofa cushion was covered in shit, he says to me looking at it" oh did I do that ? "
I said "it wasn't there before you came in."
I couldn't keep that sofa after that I got rid.
I'd drunk alot of whisky after he had gone I felt violated  :-X
That had to be my worse ..
Ladies you've had some seriously vile ones too ...

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #320 on: 04 May 2018, 12:32:41 pm »
Once I was doing an oral to a man and
I was watching as something brown was coming out of his ass.... !!!
It was unsettling for me, it's disgusting ... !!!  :FF
Change position, thank goodness I pay only 15 minutes ....
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« Reply #321 on: 05 May 2018, 04:44:43 pm »
Once I was doing an oral to a man and
I was watching as something brown was coming out of his ass.... !!!
It was unsettling for me, it's disgusting ... !!!  :FF
Change position, thank goodness I pay only 15 minutes ....

Something similar happened to me but that f**** pig farted before nearly shat himself in to my face. Then he started to laugh and I knew it wasn't an accident!!! I was horrified newbie and scared to kick him out of my door.
Nowadays I wouldn't tolerate this and go crazy on him and kick him out without refund.

Sometimes I think punters likes newbies so they can do what they want and take a piss!

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #322 on: 05 May 2018, 04:47:14 pm »
Probably not as bad as many on here (you will be relieved that no poo involved) - this one combines grossness with embarrassment.

Basically, I did a regular outcall to a guy in a nice apartment in central Bristol - early summer - so I went there in a nice skirt and top - no coat. When I got there, we undressed each other and got down to it - my clothes scattered on the bed

Nice guy finished in doggie position in the alloted time and rushed off to the bathroom. Usually with an incall, I deal with the filled condom, check it and make sure it goes in the bin - not in the toilet. Anyhow - he had zipped off to the bathroom and gone in the shower all I saw was that he was wearing a filled one when he pulled out - so quite happy for him to block his own drains.

I declined the shower and got dressed quite quickly - ready to go .. I never like to hang about. So, out of the apartment I go, walk through town, round Debenhams and M&S food dept and get a bus home. Nice warm day.

When I got home, I headed for the shower and unzipped my skirt and splat - there on the floor was a soggy, spunky condom - it must have been tucked in my waist band. Worse than that, the outside of the bum area of the skirt had dried spunk all down it (black skirt!). I must have walked round with a used condom hanging over my waist band for all to see. A proper dirty hooker. The client must have flipped the used rubber into my pile of clothes after he pulled out.

Moral of the story - always check where the condom ends up - dont be a walking Durex advert. The really gross bit is that I was sure I could smell spunk when I was on the bus and I was sitting right next to another woman who changed seat after 30 seconds of sitting next to me.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #323 on: 05 May 2018, 08:53:21 pm »
OMG Samcas :D

The funniest bit is the bus woman changing seat :D :D :D
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #324 on: 05 May 2018, 11:10:59 pm »
I once consented to trying anal beads and it ended up being a somewhat sticky situation when they were removed at the point of ecstasy.......

lets put it this way, when the beads were pulled from my bum, they weren't all that came out!!

I ended up, literally vaulting off the bed and legging it to the loo.

........ very hard to come back from that shit!!!!

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #325 on: 31 May 2018, 12:32:29 pm »
Omg I love watching pimple popper on you tube but I seriously wished I hadn't looked at this thread.

Didn't even read one post properly and still gagged !

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #326 on: 04 June 2018, 06:50:22 pm »
This thread is hilarious. I offer strap on and there's always a little present on the end when i pull out. Needless to say, I only offer strap on during outcalls.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #327 on: 05 June 2018, 10:29:08 am »
I had a client who I've seen b4 he dosnt usually ask for oral but this time , luckily I pulled the for skin back it was coated in white thick lumpy bits. :-X
I said look I'm sorry but I'm not giving you oral because your cock is coated in this stuff .I did suggest using a flavoured condom over the cock
I gave him hand relief in the end as he said leave it .
Could you imagine if I hadn't checked

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #328 on: 05 June 2018, 02:56:20 pm »
God that is foul! X

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #329 on: 05 June 2018, 06:08:29 pm »
I should not have read this before dinner.

It's safe to say my idea of a halloumi salad for tonight is no longer very appealing. I might stick to a good ol' burger and chips xD