I don't mind a little bit of spit on me down below if used as lube lol but that guy seemed to have taken it to extremes, allover his face and drinking it out YUK!   A few clients have tried dribbling in my mouth whilst kissing I move my face away and wipe my mouth


Someone texted me the other week asking for 'spit swapping' WTF I told him to ummm go away not very politely lol

I've never finished with a client, shut the door with a smile, then go and almost be sick (and I use a strap-on and have dealt with smelly accidents).

No personal offense to nice men, (who enjoy this type of play)but when they want a strapon, it would be useful if he did at least some partial or more thorough anal cleaning up.  Just go and see the escort without any sort of anal preparation towards strapon play is simply unrealistic or unpleasant to escorts: strapon will cause the brown contents to leak out and cause offensive smells all over the room etc.   Escorts who offer Anal prepare herself to do anal / anal play which would take up a lot of time. 

I recently had a client, who was completely prepared for this play.  He was thoroughly prepared and the session was pleasant.  I was thoroughly impressed.   Some men probably watch porn in anal / strap on etc and think or assume that everyone is clean regardless (without any sort of preparation).  Pornstars / escorts spend some time / ages to clean up to prepare himself or herself. 

Blood in semen after spitting after CIM.
Ew.

Blood in semen after spitting after CIM.
Ew.

Sounds like he had some medical problems, getting their blood in my mouth would make me paranoid.

Postage cancer or just some infection. Not pleasant! I have used a but plug (covered) on a dude once.  When I pulled out, the condom had some smear of blood, didn't look too good.  It's the sight which I wish I could forget...

I have known this guy for about 3 and a half years and due to erection problems, his visit consists of teasing, sucking and rimming with a CIM finish.

A few weeks ago, whilst rimming, I noted a different taste but got on with the job. Afterwards he wiped his bum and I could see brown stains on the baby wipe. Now this guy is normally very clean so I thought would get in a discrete baby wipe test next visit.
Next visit, there he is arse in the air and I pretend to use too much lube and wipe his arse...if you are eating don't read anymore....lets just say fifty shades of brown. He asks if there is a problem and I politely say no before cleaning his arse and getting on with the job in hand. I was mortified and it was obvious he hadn't cleaned his arse and was expecting me to clean it for him.
He visits again but this time I say I have an engagement at the weekend and don't want a tummy bug so use an oral dam. Well ladies and gents, after rimming I check the dam......and almost vomited. If I had of rimmed without the dam....well lets just say the only song that came to mind was a brown girl in the ring tra lalalala.
Without meaning to sound like the newly elected president but from this day forth....no more rimming without a dam.

Sounds like hes got some leaky arse going on there xx