Author Topic: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you. (Read 139195 times)

Kay · « **Reply #210 on:** 16 July 2015, 02:37:44 pm »

It takes all my courage to empty and clean out my little condom bin. The thought of drinking the contents...

Erotic flower · « **Reply #211 on:** 17 July 2015, 10:30:05 pm »

Quote from: Naked Chef on 15 July 2015, 03:57:19 am

This is pure comedy gold. I am in absolute stitches reading these! Of course, it is horrific that you had to experience that, some men have no awareness of their personal hygiene.

I will tell you one of mine: I was using my vibrating egg on a client during anal play and instead of letting me remove it in a clean(er) and (more) hygienic manner, just yanked it out of himself. The smell that hit the room was horrendous. The stink of fresh shit hit me in the face and almost burned my eyes. Despite the smell, there was absolutely no sign of anything to explain in. At first I thought maybe he just farted; an atrocious must-have-a-sick-bowel kind of fart. So I tried to crack on with the booking but the smell had engulphed the entire room and was making me gag. By this point, my client looked embarassed and I could tell something was wrong. He said he just wanted to lie and chat for the rest of the booking, so we did. And so did the smell. At the end of the booking, he got up off the bed and that's when I saw it. A huge streak of shite across the white duvet.

that's utterly vile poor you

Erotic flower · « **Reply #212 on:** 17 July 2015, 10:30:48 pm »

Quote from: KayHerts on 16 July 2015, 02:37:44 pm

It takes all my courage to empty and clean out my little condom bin. The thought of drinking the contents...

I ended up getting bin liners I couldn't face clearing out the bin in the end

FayeBloore · « **Reply #213 on:** 23 July 2015, 01:45:11 pm »

Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead

sensualmilf · « **Reply #214 on:** 23 July 2015, 02:55:49 pm »

Quote from: FayeBloore on 23 July 2015, 01:45:11 pm

Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead

That is the time to introduce the 'fanny fart,' Faye

FayeBloore · « **Reply #215 on:** 24 July 2015, 12:02:36 pm »

Wish i could fanny fart on demand!

Secret-Whore · « **Reply #216 on:** 28 August 2015, 02:46:21 am »

Quote from: FayeBloore on 23 July 2015, 01:45:11 pm

Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead

I had a client that kept doing soft burps, as if he had just been drinking a fizzy drink. Trouble is, this was as he was trying to waggle his stale tongue at me. He was your average, pot-bellied, middle-aged man and it was disgusting enough touching him without that. I felt completely disrespected and wanted to cry.

Siorse · « **Reply #217 on:** 03 September 2015, 11:28:29 am »

This guy's BO.. It was awful..!!

I offered him a shower, but I think he couldn't smell it himself..
It's all I could smell, it made me gag while I was giving him oral, luckily we moved on to sex pretty quick and he came really quick and
left well before time, but I had to open all the windows and defumegate the room (and myself) open all the windows and still thought
I was getting whiffs of it all day

Curvygal · « **Reply #218 on:** 03 September 2015, 03:38:04 pm »

Starting my period while with a client, easily the grossest and most embarassing.

I have endemetriosis, so my cycle is impossible to figure out. It's happened to me twice, and both times I wanted to run and hide.

Oh smelly clients too, of course....I think that's an occupational hazard unfortunately isn't it.

Sassy Slapper · « **Reply #219 on:** 05 September 2015, 04:05:28 pm »

I was stupid enough to try to lick between the hairs on a pair of not that hairy bollocks the other week. I usually only do on totally shaven but this guy was far more skin than hair so I thought Id try as he looked so gutted when I declined his request. I have a super active gag reflex so a hair in my mouth is can literally be a boner killer whilst the guy lays there listening to me gagging like a builder in the bathroom. So...spotting a virtually bald spot I started tentatively licking and all was fine, came up for air and went to give him a bj, there must have been a hair and his cock pushed it to the back of my throat, that was it, gag, gag, flee the bedroom to bathroom gagging all the way till I got to the sink where I threw up in a really unladylike way. Looking at my lunch I considered that he may not have been able to tell the difference between the gagging sound and the throwing up sound but I had to wash the sink out and he MUST have heard that...sheepishly returned to the bedroom after gargling with the moutwash for a few minutes, giggled and said "oopsy" , worringly though he still had his boner

sensualmilf · « **Reply #220 on:** 06 September 2015, 12:30:51 am »

Quote from: Sassy Slapper on 05 September 2015, 04:05:28 pm

I was stupid enough to try to lick between the hairs on a pair of not that hairy bollocks the other week. I usually only do on totally shaven but this guy was far more skin than hair so I thought Id try as he looked so gutted when I declined his request. I have a super active gag reflex so a hair in my mouth is can literally be a boner killer whilst the guy lays there listening to me gagging like a builder in the bathroom. So...spotting a virtually bald spot I started tentatively licking and all was fine, came up for air and went to give him a bj, there must have been a hair and his cock pushed it to the back of my throat, that was it, gag, gag, flee the bedroom to bathroom gagging all the way till I got to the sink where I threw up in a really unladylike way. Looking at my lunch I considered that he may not have been able to tell the difference between the gagging sound and the throwing up sound but I had to wash the sink out and he MUST have heard that...sheepishly returned to the bedroom after gargling with the moutwash for a few minutes, giggled and said "oopsy" , worringly though he still had his boner

Maybe he would have enjoyed the free 'Roman!'

Siorse · « **Reply #221 on:** 09 September 2015, 11:07:02 am »

This isn't really all that disgusting, and I'm not sure if anyone knows what I mean, but some guys have a kind of hard bit of skin, between
their knob-head and their shaft..
I HATE feeling that when I'm giving them OWO

It's on the back of the penis, not on the top, anyone know what I mean??

Kay · « **Reply #222 on:** 09 September 2015, 12:36:54 pm »

I think you mean the frenulum? It's the bit that's prone to breaking in sex accidents!

Siorse · « **Reply #223 on:** 09 September 2015, 02:24:44 pm »

Yeah it might be called that lol, I hate the feeling of it in my mouth!
I can see how it could be prone to breaking, it seems really tight! But quite hard, you'd have to have pretty rough sex to break it

cheesypeas · « **Reply #224 on:** 09 September 2015, 05:43:31 pm »

They call it...'Banjo String' lol

I was being naughty with a chap after a
rave and saw blood dripping off my hands.
He'd been circumsised 2 weeks previous and it popped.

Didn't put him off his stride one little bit.

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