I recently had a session with an older man that walked in with a cane. I asked if he had any injuries I should be aware of, he smiled and said no, but he had heart surgery in November of last year. I was extremely shocked, he went to undress to shower and there it was.. a giant scar from his neck to about the midpoint of his ribcage, with matching holes as scars on each side. My jaw dropped, I asked him if he was sure he wanted to do this, he said he's "ALREADY DONE THIS TWICE SINCE THE SURGERY".

I say alright sir you go ahead into the shower, I'm freaking out.. what if something happens? what if he dies in front of me?? omg

So he comes out, sits on the bed beside me, he's moving very slowly. Then I hear a clicking sound, I asked him if it was his watch or his phone... it was his effin ARTIFICIAL HEART VALVE!!!!!! I could hear every.single.time.it.clicked!!! imagine the look on my face! I'm already thinking he has a ticking bomb inside of him and it's about to explode.  I could not contain my feelings it was too weird for me but i was trying to be nice and not want to trigger another heart attack...

so we move along, then I ask him what he likes, he says "eating pussy" I say go right ahead thinking I can just close my legs and he won't see me my face, then I open them up and guess what... I COULD HEAR THE CLICKING THROUGH HIS MOUTH!! 

when everything was said and done, he was walking out of the shower and slipped a little bit, my heart sank! I thought I'd need heart surgery after that appointment, but I seem to be ok lol.

ive had exacly the same experience,its very very loud isnt it!!it wasnt in manchester was it!! ha ha but saying that it was years ago it happened to me!!!

...I always have my nails fairly long and painted...I've taken the heads off a  few spots in my time...

And just as I though it wouldn't get worse you mentioned the boil...EWWWW! Oh god, my reaction was like when I watched "2 girls 1 cup" LOL.

...what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum. 

Oh god, lumpy spooge. I had a client like that once and I was so relieved there was never a chance of it going in my mouth. I'm not usually squeamish but I'm sure I couldn've kept it down.

...plus i hate the taste of it...

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like the taste of spunk. I don't like the consistency or the smell of it either. I'm grossed out by saliva too. God knows how I tolerate this job, LOL. I do actually like sex though strangely enough 

...Or the ones that kick their shoes off or chuck their socks not caring what they land on!...

That's so annoying. I've got pale coloured silk curtains that drape on the carpet in my "boudoir", and the number of times the clients have take their shoes off and put them on the curtains is unbelievable. No care whatsoever 

I dont know if this is just me either, but does anyone else find it gross and sickening when clients smell like someone we are close to e.g. relative??

I had an outcall a couple of months ago, and the guy was pushing 80. Quite abrupt, but seemed nervous so put it down to that. When I got close to him, I nearly retched. He had this "oldish" smell, which reminded me of my grandad... honestly, it's so difficult to describe this smell, and I'm not meaning it to be nasty. Basically like bad teeth, that he hadnt been to the dentists in 20 years mixed in with an old musty smell (my Grandad actually never did go to the dentists and I say that in the nicest possible way). 

Oh and when he removed his trousers, he had this WEIRD (possibly cum) clear fluid attached to his pubic hair. I had to discreetly wipe it away with tissues whilst I gave him oral... ergh. Well I didnt want that going near me whilst he was doing the deed! 

Wow
Hi everyone I'm new here - my names Chanel x
I'm so glad I read this post!!
Sometimes when you hear other ladies say that they don't do owo, rimming ect deep down I thought (I didn't know any better) that they were being prudes or looking down on others that do. As a new girl starting out sometimes you feel like you have to offer the more exotic services because it will make you stand out more...
But reading this has made me definately revise offering owo. And as for rimming? The worm story  lool.
But one Of the most disturbing things that I've seen is a man pull out a little kit from his bag and inject his penis right in front of me! It was some thing to help him get an erection. I wished he did it on the bathroom instead as I've never forgotten it.

Why was this thread dragged up again bleugh!

So far the grosset thing that has happened to me was puking after CIM. It wasn't the guys fault but it was a heavy load. I managed to keep it down me until he left the hotel but it was sitting really heavy in my stomach. Kinda like that feeling when you drink too much alocohol and you know the only way to feel better is to puke. The gross thing about it tho was that it was all think and sticky still and there seemed to be SOOOO much of it! It was just like puking salty phlegm.

I thought CIM was different from swallowing? Anyway just hearing that makes me want to bring my breakfast up lol, boke! 

xx

I think ladies who do offer CIM do swallow I think it's safer? I don't know can't bear the smell or texture of the stuff it makes me cringe. I can deal with it on my body (for someone reason skin is very smooth afterwards....I have the smoothest pubic area and chest because of it)

My goodness. I don't understand how they have the audacity to manage to do such things!

Shit and what not I can tolerate, as long as someone is not being an arse hole about it. I don't get very squeemish and I don't even offer hard sports (probably should if i can handle it!)

shock horror confession:- I pooped a bit by accident when getting fingered   (i was disgusted at myself but I took it very calmly and professionally and so did he thank fuck lol). Needless to say I instantly invested in a douche.

Worms, boils, lumpy cum ,cheesy dicks, blood in semen. That IS really gross for me... o_0 You don't get many butt worm fetishes or cheesy willy ones to my knowledge. It takes dirty sex to a hole new level 

I could say no all together but seeing as I have not had bad experiences with OWO, CIM and anal play I am happy to continue seeing as I am certainly not perfect myself! As long as they are not stinking up the joint I don't have a real problem with it!

Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.

I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up 

This is sooo funny. Xx I also had a guy shit on my hand . DIRTY BSTARD .