I once had a posh guy ask me to tickle his ass hole while i gave him a bj, noticed some wetness around my finger only to discover he was having a freaken pooh over my hand the dirty bastard!

Whats the grossest to happen to you?

Man alive, I can't beat that.

Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.

Lordy. That made me die a little inside.

I've got very few tales of woe, though I've seen yellow semen a few times, which I understand to be a sign of gonorrhoea. Nasty discovery when you've just permitted someone to spunk all over you (you don't want that in your eye, that's for sure). 

I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.

No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!

I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.

Thats horrible for you! Aww 

xx

I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.

gak. that's not good at alllll....

just gross! i hate poo! iv fisted a couple of guys and one was very close to fully shitting everywhere!

i hate spitters but they have become a standard in young lads.

 

Thank god its been hours since I ate!! x

Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.

I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up