''Oooh I didn't know it was you, did you get a new phone'' = oh no iv been duped, can't stand you!!
If I 'orgasm' in 2 mins.. Mmm that was lovely, I owe you a very good return = your hurting me and you wouldn't stand a chance if I left you there all day you clown.
'Would you like a shower or a drink?' = you may as well get dressed!
Same as a lady above too.. 'wow that's a huge one = aaarrrggghhh GET OUT!
Some of my more blunt ones but said with a smile:
You don't get extra points for snogging my eyebrows.
You need to pull your foreskin back to wash huni, it's a vital part of men's health.
Please be nice to my boobs, I need them.
Xxx