Anyone else have this one? It's not quite as much fun as the book one Carla got, but entertaining nonetheless:

"Dear Escort,
 Hello and how are you doing pretty lady? I am Patzer, a consultant business Oriented. I work with the deputy head of mission Dominick Chilcott as a freelancer. I told you this so that you will know how confidential this is which you mustn't tell anyone about it, One of the Ambassadors and his colleaugues in the Uk are on a short business trip and he is in need of fifteen beautiful escorts for his secret trip and pleasure. This is what I do and I only have a week to find fifteen escorts, he asked me to help him find these beautiful and talented escorts like you to keep him company and the deal is simple and straight. I want you to be one of the fifteen luckiest escorts that will enjoy the company of the Ambassador because I found you beautiful and matching for the deal along with your profile its amazing and romantic, so it makes you perfect and not just you keeping them company or giving them pleasure but the money involved in this little trip is huge because this is a secret deal between my boss deputy head of mission, the Ambassador and I. We don't want any complications as he is a respected person among the nation and he doesn't want anything to tamper with his image or cause any disruption. I hope you understand what I am trying to put down here. So, without any delay let me know if you are interested as you will need to purchase a 90pounds application form from the lawyer which you will fill and submit for some security reasons and that is just it.
 I want you to have it in mind how great this deal is because the Ambassador have so much to offer you pretty ladies apart from the normal payment you would request for and for the information, you ladies are not going out of the Uk or Europe but here in London is where you are needed. Here is the lawyer's contact address; law_erskine@legislator.com and this is my direct line 07024013006. Once you paid the fee and it is comfirmed by the lawyer, I will hook and fix you up immediately for the trip to meet the Ambassador. I wish you a lovely trip ahead.
 Best Regards Patzer"

I was going to invoke the classic line from the Ferrero Rocher ad but there probably aren't that many of us old enough to remember it . I cannot believe they think people would fall for this bollocks! I'm off to compose my reply

Never mind emailing a reply, call the number and see who answers! Even funnier if it's some poor unsuspecting bastard who's not aware his number is being used in such a manner!

God, that would be funny as f*ck - I didn't even think of that! I'm hopeless on the phone but someone else is more than welcome to have a go . And tell us all about it after.

Quote from: amy on 02 April 2009, 11:06:46 am

I was going to invoke the classic line from the Ferrero Rocher ad but there probably aren't that many of us old enough to remember it

Please! I am 25 and I remember it...

That's good to know - I had no idea when it was last on and have pretty much given up on TV over the last 10 years or so. Nice to know our proud traditions are being continued and upheld  .

LOL, just thinking of you dancing the dance of the seven veils in harem outfit with a tray of ferrero rocher on your head for the ambassedor. That honour must be worth 90 quid!

Not sure if it is standard practise, but this shouts out harem doesn't it - and he is an ambassador who wants to spoil us ...