Previous boundary pushers
Text tennis pests (nuisances)
Heavy breathers (eugh!)
'Can I take you out' (nope, go on Plenty of fish)
You do anal? No hello, no nothing - 'no chance' (extending beautifully manicured middle finger in disgust)
I've got ?40 can you do 15 minutes (can you fuck right off)
Can you do an hour for ?100 (as above)
'I'm horny' - 'Hello horny, I'm Lois, how do you do?'
'Can I pay you next week' haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, yeah course, or in rice if that's good for you. I take postal order or steamer - what's your pleasure? Pfff
The list goes on