Ever find that men who repeatedly ask this question never, EVER book?

I don't have many of these morons, thank God, but I just feel like saying to them when you know a time and date when you want to see me then just ring/text/send a telegram by owl mail or whatever!!!

Don't constantly whine when are you available, when are you available, when are you available ... etc.

Drives me MAD 

Yes it is a stupid question and they are usually timewasters.
All they need to do is ask if we are available at a specific time that they know they can make .. but that would be much too simple wouldn't it   

Are you available? Give a a clue ? something to work with? A day? Anything lol 

Agreed. Or are you free?

I used to say depends on rough time and duration. They'd sometimes reply - 1hr, any time. Me - ok 4pm is my earliest. Them - of that's too late, I wanted morning. Me - then fucking give me a rough time not 'any time'.

Yeah I used to give these types my times of availability… I soon realized they hardly ever book they just want text tennis

I now just text one line back to them … I tell them call to book

Most never text back after that or call.

For my outcalls, it's one of the first questions I ask them.
I soon found it was pointless to waste 10 minutes on requesting proof of address/deposit, confirming all service details, plus my arrival time when..
"Oh sorry babe, need to be at the Match in an hour" 

Sometimes I say,  ' my availability is fine'. This confuses most of  them and I only proceed if the tiny percentage chirp up  when they have in mind.