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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Serendipitydo on 14 May 2024, 07:53:35 pm
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I am so angry with myself for not seeing this one coming.
I've been let down twice by the same guy.
It took me all day to prepare to see him again... since he couldn't make it last time. (I should know better than this by now!)
....anyway, it's like the crap that I used to send tutors at college, he is 26, he says. A picture of a flat tyre. BOLLLOCKS!
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Oh, and now no answer to the phone, I must be some kind of idiot! I'm all dressed up with no place to go!!
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Spider senses, yet a fucking gain.... I knew this guy was a messer!
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Had this one a month ago about 1 hr before our agreed time :
“So sorry love but I thought my wife was going on a work event this evening but it’s next week. I do hope we can meet up then instead ?”
Another disorganized idiot but least he was honest I suppose :FF
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Had this one a month ago about 1 hr before our agreed time :
“So sorry love but I thought my wife was going on a work event this evening but it’s next week. I do hope we can meet up then instead ?”
Another disorganized idiot but least he was honest I suppose :FF
Yeah, but do you actually believe it?
I think it's not true most of the time.
They book, have a little tommy tank and then F, off the appointment?
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“Called into work”
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“Called into work”
What, last minute?
(my arse!)
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2 days ago… his ex-wife called an hour before the booking to say her father had just died and needed advice ::)
Come on…
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The wife was away for a few days but has suddenly come home early.
Had it 3 times from 3 different outcall clients, always about an hour before the booking was due to start. Such unpredictable women...
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The wife was away for a few days but has suddenly come home early.
Had it 3 times from 3 different outcall clients, always about an hour before the booking was due to start. Such unpredictable women...
Wife or girlfriend came home
Called into work
Pulled a woman last night
Illness
Wrong kind of drizzle
Sunny weather
Car turned itself around (years before cars could assist driving) (this was after cancelling the other two bookings he made)
Car breakdown
Light aircraft crash
Someone scared I was a scammer cancelled on the day through nerves
I never know if any of these are true or not, but it's the high rate that takes the P.
Some of these happen within minutes of making a booking, some later.
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I believe called into work or illness or car breakdown reasons. I do not believe the other excuses.
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Wife or girlfriend came home
Called into work
Pulled a woman last night
Illness
Wrong kind of drizzle
Sunny weather
Car turned itself around (years before cars could assist driving) (this was after cancelling the other two bookings he made)
Car breakdown
Light aircraft crash
Someone scared I was a scammer cancelled on the day through nerves
Paaahahaa, "wrong kind of drizzle!" :FF
I never know if any of these are true or not, but it's the high rate that takes the P.
Some of these happen within minutes of making a booking, some later.
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The usual - "I woke up and I'm not feeling well".
After I told him that if he didn't show up, there was a fee to rebook, he suddenly got well and showed up.
So many of these guys will mess around as much as they think they can get away with.
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One confirmed from the parking spot (out of sight but other clues indicate he was there), got directions, didn't come to the door. An hour or so later he replied to my text asking if he is ok, his reply "I got held up".
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Many years ago I had a punter not turn up for a mid afternoon booking; it was only a half hour so I was irritated while not that bothered, but it annoyed me that I didn't see it coming as I can normally spot them a mile off.
The following the day the bloke texted profuse apologies and begged me to let him come today instead. I wasn't mad busy so I booked him for about the same time (and just thought I'd kick myself if he got me twice).
He turned up good as gold and told me he'd had a call to say his teenager had been caught shoplifting in town with their friends from school and he'd had to drop everything go and pick them up at the police station - to this day I don't think he was making it up as he looked so mortified. I sometimes wonder if the teenager is still grounded ;D.
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Called into work or meeting has overran which is feasible.
Car breakdown also feasible but convenient excuse.
Woke up not feeling well. I've used this too so can't criticize.
Double booked. I forgot I booked someone weeks ago but forgot about it until she just reminded me.
Forgot I just got notified I have an appointment.
Damaged my cock last night.
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"damaged my cock last night!!"
Now that one is so creative that I am inclined to believe it!
....and I've seen it, a broken cock is not a good thing AT ALL!
It happened to an adventurous "friend" of mine, gorgeous guy, only young... couldn't "do it" again after that... I think it's a tendon or something, anyway, it ruined his willy.
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"Damaged my cock last night"
So a chancer who pulled a civie when he knew he'd booked a ho for the next day?
Just a cheapskate who was looking for an alternative to paying for it then?
Or a liar who'd had a wank.. endless possibilities.
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One of the most memorable timewasters drove up to my flats he didn't get out the car and i actually watched him drive off
Following that he text saying he couldn't make it .He'd told me what car he had and I didn't bother replying
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He actually told me he was so horny he had a wank the night before but got carried away and ended up injuring his cock he wouldn't be able to enjoy any sexual activity.
I know him well so believe him. He never cancels unless sick.
He does make me laugh sometimes some of the things he comes out with.
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He actually told me he was so horny he had a wank the night before but got carried away and ended up injuring his cock he wouldn't be able to enjoy any sexual activity.
I know him well so believe him. He never cancels unless sick.
He does make me laugh sometimes some of the things he comes out with.
Can they actually damage their own cock? I thought that it just happened when they'd been over enthusiastic and had broken the thing.
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One of the most memorable timewasters drove up to my flats he didn't get out the car and i actually watched him drive off
Following that he text saying he couldn't make it .He'd told me what car he had and I didn't bother replying
Yup, had a few of these!
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He actually told me he was so horny he had a wank the night before but got carried away and ended up injuring his cock he wouldn't be able to enjoy any sexual activity.
I know him well so believe him. He never cancels unless sick.
He does make me laugh sometimes some of the things he comes out with.
That's a classic one for sure maybe it's been bandaged out of use :D
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That's a classic one for sure maybe it's been bandaged out of use :D
Paaaahahahahaha
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One yesterday when given the postcode, "are you at xxx cos I got mugged there and won't go back" - I'm not at xxx but he's already disappeared :FF
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I have my septum pierced. It’s in all my photos.
I was checking in and my booking turned up 45 mins early. He apparently saw me and saw my nose ring and texted me to tell me it makes him feel sick so he’s cancelling 😂
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The last no show which was a few days ago said “he fell asleep” okay love… blocked!
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The last no show which was a few days ago said “he fell asleep” okay love… blocked!
Yep had this last week :FF
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The last no show which was a few days ago said “he fell asleep” okay love… blocked!
I had that one last week too ;D and my son has broken his braces I had to find a dentist ::)
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Most creative ... I've just farted and followed through 🤣🤣
Never seen him ever but he still emails me to this day ::)
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I've had cut my balls shaving getting ready too see you, so now need to cancel.
One who had multiple reports was quite sick, his kid in accident, his mum died, his other relatives died, dad had heart attack at hospital.
There was one who was actually genuine . He cancelled last min saying he had to go hospital as had allergic reaction to bee sting and arm swelled up.
He actually sent me a photo at the hospital with time and date - and his rm as swollen as fuck!
And he did rebook when better and said I had too send you photo as I didn't want you to think I was a timewaster and it was genuine!
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A gentleman hit me up wanting an outcall, he gave me a deposit with an address and we agreed on a time. He told me he would be getting off from work. I told him “Okay no problem baby”. I get all dolled up and showed up to the address late at night. I call him on my cell - no answer. I’m blowing up his phone with texts messages and calls for a good 15 minutes - I get nothing! I’m even calling “his” name on the street still no answer so I head on back home. As soon as I get home and already showered my would-be clients text me “I sleep asleep my bad”. I started laughing my ass off! Figures! Good thing I got my deposit (as I always did in case of situations like this).
He wanted to book another date with me but I told him that he has to send me another deposit in order for that to happen. He argued with me but he eventually sent me another deposit. Next time I actually did meet him. The date went great the sex as really good. He dick was big like I like ‘em and he was impressed on how well I was able to handle all of him.