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Secretsatin

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Re: What's the most crap excuse that you've had for a "no-show"?
« Reply #30 on: 28 July 2024, 07:43:05 pm »
I've had cut my balls shaving getting ready too see you, so now need to cancel.

One who had multiple reports was quite sick, his kid in accident, his mum died, his other relatives died, dad had heart attack at hospital.

There was one who was actually genuine . He cancelled last min  saying he had to go hospital as had allergic reaction to bee sting and arm swelled up.

He actually sent me a photo at the hospital with time and date - and his rm as swollen as fuck!

And he did rebook when better and said I had too send you photo as I didn't want you to think I was a timewaster and it was genuine!


CocoXOXO

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Re: What's the most crap excuse that you've had for a "no-show"?
« Reply #31 on: 31 July 2024, 10:06:20 pm »
A gentleman hit me up wanting an outcall, he gave me a deposit with an address and we agreed on a time. He told me he would be getting off from work. I told him “Okay no problem baby”. I get all dolled up and showed up to the address late at night. I call him on my cell - no answer. I’m blowing up his phone with texts messages and calls for a good 15 minutes - I get nothing! I’m even calling  “his” name on the street still no answer so I head on back home. As soon as I get home and already showered my would-be clients text me “I sleep asleep my bad”. I started laughing my ass off! Figures! Good thing I got my deposit (as I always did in case of situations like this).

He wanted to book another date with me but I told him that he has to send me another deposit in order for that to happen. He argued with me but he eventually sent me another deposit. Next time I actually did meet him. The date went great the sex as really good. He dick was big like I like ‘em and he was impressed on how well I was able to handle all of him.