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Orchid

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what not to say during sex
« on: 07 May 2013, 09:28:09 pm »
I often feel tempted to say *oh thanks for paying for the road tax, petrol, shopping*  as I ride on top, best not though !!!

Sarah sweeties

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2013, 09:49:55 pm »
Lol i onced sed ty i can pay my rent now he just looked at me gone out. Then sed after im glad you enjoyed yourself then ! lol
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Coty

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #2 on: 07 May 2013, 10:25:04 pm »
I'm forever putting my foot in it....especially with regulars. I get too complacent!  I said to one regular, who is very hard work, "I really didn't feel like coming out tonight in this weather, but beggars can't be choosers"  He said, "Gee thanks....that's made me feel so special"....oops!  We did both burst out laughing though, as I'm always saying the wrong thing with him!

Sarah sweeties

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2013, 10:33:19 pm »
I'm forever putting my foot in it....especially with regulars. I get too complacent!  I said to one regular, who is very hard work, "I really didn't feel like coming out tonight in this weather, but beggars can't be choosers"  He said, "Gee thanks....that's made me feel so special"....oops!  We did both burst out laughing though, as I'm always saying the wrong thing with him!
Lol i sometimes do the same but they come bk though ! lol
im such a sweetie pie

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2013, 09:28:54 am »
Is it in?


Coty

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #5 on: 08 May 2013, 09:39:51 am »
Is it in?


lmao

or *pointing* ...Oh look, it's like a  willy but smaller!

Jan10

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #6 on: 08 May 2013, 09:56:12 am »
I keep putting my foot in with 'it's weird how some men look like they have small willies and it suddenly looks larger when it's erect. Not that I'm saying you have a small willie to start with but you know what I mean?' :o
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ClaireJayne

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #7 on: 08 May 2013, 05:50:27 pm »
I'm forever putting my foot in it....especially with regulars. I get too complacent!  I said to one regular, who is very hard work, "I really didn't feel like coming out tonight in this weather, but beggars can't be choosers"  He said, "Gee thanks....that's made me feel so special"....oops!  We did both burst out laughing though, as I'm always saying the wrong thing with him!
Lol i sometimes do the same but they come bk though ! lol

I know what you mean about putting your foot in it with regulars though,  I once had one ask me if I enjoyed sex with him,  I paused then nothing came out of my mouth lol For once I was speechless.

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #8 on: 08 May 2013, 10:15:59 pm »
I didnt have to Take that did it for me once, I had a client who was really struggling to come and after a while  'have a little patience by take that' came on the iPod.   ;D he did see the funny side tho!

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2013, 11:09:34 am »
I'm forever putting my foot in it....especially with regulars. I get too complacent!  I said to one regular, who is very hard work, "I really didn't feel like coming out tonight in this weather, but beggars can't be choosers"  He said, "Gee thanks....that's made me feel so special"....oops!  We did both burst out laughing though, as I'm always saying the wrong thing with him!
Lol i sometimes do the same but they come bk though ! lol

I know what you mean about putting your foot in it with regulars though,  I once had one ask me if I enjoyed sex with him,  I paused then nothing came out of my mouth lol For once I was speechless.

I hate that when they ask if you enjoy sex with them, or if they're good in bed. No matter what you say it always comes out sounding fake and conceited
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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2013, 12:42:19 pm »
"nice arse hair, ever considered dreadlocks"

GirlyGirlx

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #11 on: 23 May 2013, 07:36:45 pm »
Well one of my clients said to me mid shag that he was in a bit of a rush as his wife was in labour, felt like kicking him up the hole for that! Not for saying what he said but for being with me when clearly there are MUCH MUCH more important things he should have been doing lol. Some guys eh  ::)

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #12 on: 23 May 2013, 09:17:46 pm »
While undressing a client a look at his penis and said "o good I prefer small penis!"

Coty

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #13 on: 23 May 2013, 09:29:04 pm »
When a regular of mine was taking forever to cum and I'd tried everything possible, we started giggling about it and I became a bit too familiar and jokey and said, "Yeah I'm flogging a dead horse here I think." He suddenly stopped laughing and it all went very quiet! lol oops!

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #14 on: 24 May 2013, 11:59:48 am »
I have a really, really bad habit of saying "Shall we put something on the little fella then?"  ::)