For me it's several things. The way they need their hand holding through the entire booking process like they're a child and need their mummy. Especially the older guys, ugh! The way they converse, whether it's through emails or texts and they think of you as an object. Classic example is - Hey, Gypsy I wanna see you as you're on my things to do list. Totally crass and disrespectful - yuk! And the way they come across if they got half the chance they'd sit outside your flat day and night .

'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

 

I can't remember which poster here uses "spidey sense" alot but there's that of course.  The more detailed things are:

*Contradicting themselves in texts or emails

*Asking too many personal questions about me (not the LE check kind or breaking the ice kind--the stalker/it's none of your business kind)

*When their face totally changes after discussions about what I do and do not offer when it's on my ad and they are already here.  NO, I'm NOT going to change my mind after I've seen your ugly mug (which you mistakenly think has magical powers) in person

I could spend all day but am short on time at the moment.  Hopefully a non-creep client is on the way. 

I had one this week on the phone. A few months ago I agree to a listing in a contact mag that you can buy in adult shops etc. (AFAIK), and he was the second caller to mention it - when I referred him to my website as he was asking a lot of basic questions: he said it was difficult for him re. anonymity. He sounder older and I suspect it was more technophobia.

Anyway, he just kept going back to asking what I would be wearing. I explained that especially if he booked 1h+, I'd try to accommodate any specific requests, that I had various babydolls, lingerie etc., and a couple of PVC dresses. He then wanted to know more about the latter, and which one showed off my figure etc. I genuinely had to go and get ready for a client so I got rid of him and told him to call when he was ready to make a booking. I don't think he was wanking at the time, but just generally came across as pervy.

Tl; dr - asking too many specific, personal/detailed questions.

'um incredibly attractive, not like your other clients.. ' (usually f-ing ugly and massively high maintenance)

'sell yourself to me' and 'i want to make sure I'm getting value for money' as well as the comment once they've paid 'so what do I get for my money' Cringe. 

When the sex is finished, they look at their watch and add up how much time their penis spent onside your body and tell you how easy a booking it was fir you because only 10mins of a 30min booking was spent physically penetrating you

I'm considering you as a girlfriend' (right.. Because I don't get a say in this and NO!)

Men calling me 'little girl' I'm a woman in my late twenties. 

Anything with the phrase 'girls like you' or references to 'real women' because of course escorts are a different species.. We're really all aliens who don't have real lives!!

I had a guy who was a bit older than me and he was so vocal from the outset about how turned he'd been driving over to see me because of my voice alone, something about it made my stomach turn. When it came to getting into bed and I went down on him he was kind of growling, stroking my hair and telling me I was his new favourite like I was some sort of pet. He just did nothing for me. For the next week I had several missed calls, voicemails, texts begging to see me - I genuinely was busy but his persistence left me telling him I didn't want to see him again.

I genuinely don't have a bad word to say about most of the people I see. I have great clients but he made me really uncomfortable, I can be quite shy and while I like confidence, I like it in people who can rein it in and read a situation.

I had one when I first started who said if he were a woman he would definitely become an escort as it's such 'easy money'.

Easy money is not quite how I would describe it.

Ugh, so many guys say this! they have no clue

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