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Karena

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #15 on: 18 September 2024, 10:57:03 am »
Quote from: Patricia on 18 September 2024, 10:42:06 am
Quote from: Slavetolove on 18 September 2024, 09:59:34 am
Absolute cunt
Aggressive scary man
Bareback pusher
Dangeous
Dirty man from Walsall
Didn’t pay
Disabled stocking guy (he wore them)
False teeth gross guy
Freebie pusher
Guy who looks like he would kill me

And they say our job is easy!!  🙄

I have my own list which is so long but includes the usual daft things

Steve juice
Steve tall
Steve squint
Mick football
Terry fishnets
Bill boring
Pete eyes
Rob funny

ad infinitum 🙄

Steve tall lol. Pete eyes omg cackling here.
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RB1

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #16 on: 18 September 2024, 11:11:49 am »
I save all the ones I don’t want to see
Pain in the as. Usual suspects with various names like the rest of you
But I add them to a group with a specific ring tone

The ring tone is the film The Good The Bad The Ugly 😂😂
 ( old western film with Clint Eastwood )

That way if my phone rings with that ring tone I don’t even have to check it as I know they are on my shit list of weirdos

I have a few under the ring tone for the horror film Halloween - these are the potential serial killer ones 😂
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pussywillow

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2024, 09:54:48 am »
This has cracked me up.
So I have - to name a few....
Birthday Boy
Blue Eyes
Boat Man
Boobs Skirt
Dribbly Dave  :o
Hernia Harry
Millwall
Pussy Idiot
Penguin  ???
Red Wine Twat
Rough Builder
Rough Insurance Man
Vile Threatener
Windows   ???
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Karena

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #18 on: 20 September 2024, 10:27:21 am »
Quote from: pussywillow on 20 September 2024, 09:54:48 am
This has cracked me up.
So I have - to name a few....
Birthday Boy
Blue Eyes
Boat Man
Boobs Skirt
Dribbly Dave  :o
Hernia Harry
Millwall
Pussy Idiot
Penguin  ???
Red Wine Twat
Rough Builder
Rough Insurance Man
Vile Threatener
Windows   ???

Hahaa. Boobs skirt? Windows? Millwall? Hahhaa.
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SiberianFox

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #19 on: 25 September 2024, 02:59:23 pm »
I mostly save them by location and anything distinctive. Like ‘Steve stockings Canary Wharf’
I also save all weirdos so i know not to take a booking from them.
Here are some of my more interesting ones:


Awake?
Bodyguard
Attractive Russian mafia (wtf!!!?)
Gary mumble
Military hot
Habibi haggler no
Drug dealer DJ east London
Grandpa so old
Grandpa tantric
Eccentric wimbledon
I Drive
Fishy
Galaxy Building Baby Pilot (wtf again???)
Out of credit LOL
R U Married
M4 crash
Working in car?
You are a slut






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Karena

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #20 on: 25 September 2024, 03:04:57 pm »
Quote from: SiberianFox on 25 September 2024, 02:59:23 pm
I mostly save them by location and anything distinctive. Like ‘Steve stockings Canary Wharf’
I also save all weirdos so i know not to take a booking from them.
Here are some of my more interesting ones:


Awake?
Bodyguard
Attractive Russian mafia (wtf!!!?)
Gary mumble
Military hot
Habibi haggler no
Drug dealer DJ east London
Grandpa so old
Grandpa tantric
Eccentric wimbledon
I Drive
Fishy
Galaxy Building Baby Pilot (wtf again???)
Out of credit LOL
R U Married
M4 crash
Working in car?
You are a slut

Where's the crying with laughter emoji lolol, am cackling at the walls here. Almost as much as sausage gate yesterday lolol.
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SiberianFox

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #21 on: 25 September 2024, 03:14:00 pm »
Quote from: Karena on 25 September 2024, 03:04:57 pm
Where's the crying with laughter emoji lolol, am cackling at the walls here. Almost as much as sausage gate yesterday lolol.
Gotta be innovative with names as there’s only so many ‘idiots’ or ‘bellends’ my memory can handle   :o :)
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Sue69

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #22 on: 26 September 2024, 04:16:56 pm »
I just wish there was a way to ID clients that I don’t want to see again.  Some create a new AW profile and have a new phone no, then when they turn up get stroppy when I say no-way.
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Plainjane

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #23 on: 27 September 2024, 07:16:02 am »
Some of mine:
Mark viva
Mark Aw
Mark Big bollocks
Mark Bentley
Mark fit fireman
Mark outcall Prestbury
Mark farmer
Mark no teeth
Mark champagne

Definitely a theme here.. ;D
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Michellebelle

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #24 on: 11 October 2024, 09:54:17 am »
Anyone I do not want to see as they’ve been weird , rough or rude in person or through texts get a double red flag in front of their name or location.
Funniest I’ve saved recently was

Pegging vinegar

He was very insistent I wash the dildo with vinegar and demanded I tell him the different types of vinegar I had !!
« Last Edit: 11 October 2024, 09:57:43 am by Michellebelle »
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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #25 on: 11 October 2024, 09:34:30 pm »
I generally save mine as name and place, but this led to a situation last year. I got a text from "Bill Crawley" asking to see me at 6am for an hour. I thought "Well he is good at oral and fucking so OK I'm prepared to get up at 5.30 to see him."

Next morning I look out the spyhole of the hotel and instead of the fit guy I was expecting it's a scrawny pensioner who I vaguely remember as being terrible at kissing and boring to talk to.

So now he's saved as" Wrong Bill" 😂

Other names include
Fat needy Paul
Mummy Roleplay
Islamophobic wanker
Thinks I'm a bendy doll
I'm gay for cock
Lovely Sha
Oh my guy
Brought me choc
Drunk in the morning
Coke cock
Shit stains
Fucks like a beast
Wounded rhino (he sounds like one when he cums lol)
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Karena

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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #26 on: 11 October 2024, 09:49:36 pm »
Omg I'm cracking up here at some of these names.  ;D ;D
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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #27 on: 17 October 2024, 06:25:28 pm »
Really needed this cheer up today after a nightmare client!

Currently red flag for AVOID, green flag for regulars and fire emoji if theyre a hottie - I had one who was so gorgeous I didn't want to leave!
Also put usernames for sites aswell so I can check my emails for any notes
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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #28 on: 19 October 2024, 09:50:40 am »
So everyone I block is named no  ::)

Going through my contact list here are the more interesting ones-

BBQ piss taker only see if you want to hang yourself
Big pink floyd shirt only see if desperate
Cancel if need be
Deluded guy
Disgruntled Wife
Dog Guy
Donkey brains
Erect foreskin
Gangrene cock
Gel friend experience
Great sex but smelly pits
Squashes and compliments. H/h Hard work  :P
Lingere adam
Little piggy mike
Miserable twat
Mr sniffy
Moron
Nut job
Oily tit wank
Old assasins creed guy
Old man huggy kissy tanned
Piss taker, literally
Prison guy, messages with butt phone
PSE bit smelly breath
Silly cunt
Stupid cunt
Thick short cock gfe 15mins
Turkey teeth
Twatty Kev
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Re: What have you named clients in your contact list?
« Reply #29 on: 19 October 2024, 11:16:56 am »
Quote from: Schwiftysquancher91 on 19 October 2024, 09:50:40 am
Twatty Kev

I have a Cunty Kev! I wonder if they're related  :D
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