What I need to buy from Tesco's before I get home  - but they never know, I seem to be able to separate my escort self and my real self into two entities, its like an out of body experience and then ...... 'Back in the Room' lol 

Most of my clients have this peculiar skill...
They have sex but barely touch.

Just the penis goes in...no other body part seems to touch.
I wonder how they learn this low-impact sex?

ah you see they trained on a blow up doll !!

Most of the time it is "Is the condom still there"?

I think what funny story I can make out of this session to put in my book i'm writing. I often have to stop myself from laughing or when a client does something ridiculous like sex faces, noises etc I just think yup that is off in my book. I find it makes it easier to get through the session with the smelliest and weirdest clients. Feel like i'm killing three birds with one stone, makes me genuinely smile and happy for the rest of the day, contributes towards my book and most importantly makes me money

Don't worry I am going to be anonymously writing the book and keeping all clients unidentifiable