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Re: Lookalikes
« Reply #45 on: 27 September 2018, 12:03:56 pm »
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« Reply #46 on: 27 September 2018, 02:07:15 pm »
Well Elvis is yet to appear ( one I would pay for sure!) but I do remember one man phoned and his voice sounded very familiar but we had not met. I couldn't pinpoint who he sounded like but as he walked up the little road to my place I realised who he was and decided to say nothing about me recognising him from local television.

Not a rock star or actor, not even gorgeous but a nice man. It was his third booking when he decided to mention little things about his job. I told him that I knew who he was (he didn't even change his punting name to a fake one!) and he was quite open and honest after that.

My lips are sealed of course but I eventually refused more bookings as he was too intense and needy.

Ellie B

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« Reply #47 on: 27 September 2018, 07:18:59 pm »
The Meerkat from the cinema ads! He is a regular and quite often I expect to get to a free cinema ticket from him!!! But never do!

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« Reply #48 on: 27 September 2018, 08:08:16 pm »
This afternoon I got thrown about this hotel room (in a good way) by PlanB.
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« Reply #49 on: 28 September 2018, 08:18:58 am »
Ha ha love this thread, I have Benny Hill, Billy Bunter, Morten Harket (aha), Boris Johnson and Ben Fogle
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« Reply #50 on: 28 September 2018, 01:26:24 pm »
Ooo, I want Ben Fogle  :D That man is such a babe!
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« Reply #51 on: 28 September 2018, 04:30:21 pm »

Curvymamma

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« Reply #52 on: 28 September 2018, 06:00:20 pm »
Ooo, I want Ben Fogle  :D That man is such a babe!

He is actually gorgeous and I have to pinch myself that he pays me!!!!  I forgot I have the double of the river monsters guy as well!!!

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« Reply #53 on: 28 September 2018, 06:03:37 pm »
Just banged a Podrick Payne lookey likey (although according to the books, not the show... so basically gormless with a bad haircut)
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Ellie B

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« Reply #54 on: 28 September 2018, 10:22:24 pm »
Also had a Tony Blair lookalike back in the day,  and a regular who is a total sweetheart - looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz!!!

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« Reply #55 on: 02 October 2018, 12:21:29 am »
Last week i had Gollum... couldnt turn him away as he travelled 2 hours by train to see me, luckily he didnt want to kiss or do much because i dont think i could have gone through with it. Just shut my eyes till it was over uggggh .

I have a regular who is a spitting image of Gordan Ramsay

Ive had a Bradley Cooper (the fit one from hangover) lookalike and a Danier Craig lookalike except he was actually hotter than Mr Bond  :P
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« Reply #56 on: 02 October 2018, 12:22:38 am »
The Meerkat from the cinema ads! He is a regular and quite often I expect to get to a free cinema ticket from him!!! But never do!

Thats almost as bad as my Gollum hsha

Hazzard

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« Reply #57 on: 02 October 2018, 12:23:38 am »
Last week i had Gollum... couldnt turn him away as he travelled 2hrs by train to see me, luckily he didnt want to kiss or do much because i dont think i could have gone through with it. Just shut my eyes till it was over uggggh .

I have a regular who is a spitting image of Gordan Ramsay

Ive had a Bradley Cooper (the fit one from hangover) lookalike and a Danier Craig lookalike except he was actually hotter than Mr Bond  :P

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Re: Lookalikes
« Reply #58 on: 02 October 2018, 12:42:12 am »
I have a Colin Firth  ;D

Ellie B

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« Reply #59 on: 02 October 2018, 01:25:08 am »
Thats almost as bad as my Gollum hsha
Gollum is defiantly worse; poor bloke, he must get stared at quite a bit.
Meerkats can be quite cute in a funny sort of way. He actually wears the same clothes as the meerkat which is slightly worrying!
Thank God for the good looking ones which are few and far between.
So long as they are sweet, reliable and nice, looks really don't come into it!