Today I was seeing a client out and I noticed one of my cats had decided to pee on the floor :/ No idea if he noticed.

   Anyhoo, the booking progresses and it's all going fine. Then, as I move to go down on the guy, I notice my cat sitting on top of the wardrobe (which stands against the pillow end of the bed) looking down on us with what I can only describe as an expression of alarm on his face. The client doesn't seem to have spotted him so I just carry on, hoping desperately he'll stay up there and keep quiet. After watching about 2 mins of oral cat decides he wants out and jumps down off the wardrobe landing with a massive thud, on the pillow right next to my client's face. I felt so bad for my client - he almost jumped out of his skin! I bundled cat into the kitchen and apologised profusely.

Nearly wetting myself here !! I have cats too! x

Or the time I was waiting for a guy, he couldn't find me so I had to go downstairs to get him in my apartment. I was looking for a lost guy with his phone out and appernetly this guy was looking for a woman dressed nicley. We confirm we have found each other. Head upstairs, into my apartment and the dude starts asking questions like.... 'So are you the owner of this place?', lovley place you have etc. I didnt click but my flatmate had heard at this point. I ask for the money up front while sitting flirty on the bed. The penny drops with this guy, eyes widen then I click, oh shit. He wasn't waiting for me. He was here to view a house. He ran out so fast and I would have been mortified but it was too funny.

Told this one before but deffinatley a funny highlight !! XD. I was thinking the other day I'm running out of funny moments, not that I want to repeat it :p. Had to go find my lost client downstairs poor guy.

Yesterday, I got a text from client saying he was outside my door. He was early so checked and couldn't find him. Called but went to answerphone so had to wait. He arrives 5 mins later saying he had knocked at the wrong door (despite being here 5 times before)

What made me giggle about it was a situation two years ago when agreed on a fantasy BJ call. I was supposed to dress slutty and leave the door unlocked. On arrival he walks in, i shove him about and give him a sloppy BJ without saying a word. He cums, he leaves and we communicate via text afterwards. So there I am waiting for his arrival (and he'd been before a few times btw) and he is late. He then arrives flustered saying he had got the flats wrong and walked into my neighbours (yes same as above) flat and got chased out with a hoover pipe. I couldn't keep a straight face and fell about the floor laughing.

The same neighbour has also had a note put through her door meant for me detailing what he wanted to do with me and my lady parts and to text him as he had lost my number.

Needless to say, this poorly 65 year old lady always gets a bunch of flowers and chocs from me every Xmas