Can't think of anywhere else I can talk about this but I finished a booking yesterday. Before this, my friend had asked me if I could go to this store I know to get her fob copied because I was heading over that way anyway. I said sure; booking finished, showered, changed etc. Lifted her keys, headed out.
Paying in the store for it, and I had put my phone down on the counter as you do - was just looking at random things, waiting. I could see the guy looking back and forth at my phone, so I looked down. There was a single (unopened) condom stuck to the back of my phone; I have no idea why I put it in my pocket, because I've got a work bag with about a million condoms in it. Usually I'm the least embarrassed about sex, but I turned a very healthy shade of red, took the fob and practically took the door off the hinges trying to get out quickly.
I think in all my years of working, that has got to be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me in a public place. Plenty in private with clients, but - argh, I'm still cringing when I think about it lol. Doing that little monkey with its face covered emoji; maybe he just thought I wanted my keys to be safe? Arghhh.