Class hahaha!!!!!!

 

This weekend a client asked to use the shower after the booking, I said fine, turned the water on for him cos my shower is dodgy. He came out 5 mins later and left, he looked a bit funny but I thought he was probably having a guilt attack. I then went to use the loo, and looked down to see I'd left a turd floating in there. Yes definitely mine LOL 

I'm really sorry VC but this has had me in stitches

I fear I've probably seen the last of him. I wouldn't come back, would you? 

MM lol i thought it was the guys that shit themself during strapon not the mistress lol x

Does wearing a strap on make you want to shit yourself? Or were you ill?

And why did you have to finish him manually?

Pray tell. Your story made me laugh so much my dog is staring at me.

I fear I've probably seen the last of him. I wouldn't come back, would you? 

Oh yes, you've lost him, lol 

That's my worst nightmare - the shameful floating turd!

Strange though that your paper must have flushed. Now either that log came out like cling film or you need to eat more fibre VC.

I did bleed all over one client and I mean bleed, badly. I was mortified and he didn't care. I apologised profusely and he just banged me harder. He was covered in it 

I had the same thing happen to me yesterday in a hotel with a regular. I came on suddenly and unexpectedly (period was over a week early). We turned the lights off to have a nap. Afterwards and as I got up from the bed, I saw in the dark a very large ominous shadow between his legs on the snowy white sheet. I knew straight away that it was more than likely my period. For a split second, an evil part of me debated whether or not to mention it to him, but I thought I better. So I told him and we put the side light on to inspect the damage. There were two very large stains. Tbh, I'm shameless and felt more sorry for *housekeeping then him so I feigned embarrassment and apologised but he wasn't bothered at all. Then he starts getting dressed so I suggested a shower. "Oh no, I'll be fine" he says. So I said "what if you've got any blood on you?" He responded with; "its all on the sheets, don't worry about it, if there's anything I'll say I cut myself". So then I switched on the big light to have a proper look at him and he's covered in lots of small dry blood stains all over his crotch area and the front of his his legs. "So how you going to explain that one then?", he looked down at his nether regions, then grins and says "piles"... Not the brightest bulb in the box 

*he ended up having a shower and I changed the sheets as I felt bad leaving that to the maid.

Well that's cheered my morning up ....OMG Crying , you could say you're baying them and" you'd be surprised how much peeps will pay for that shite" lol
Although they will actually pay for Shite !!!!!