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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #15 on: 22 November 2015, 02:56:08 pm »
Today I was seeing a client out and I noticed one of my cats had decided to pee on the floor :/ No idea if he noticed.

I had a kitty incident a while ago.
I always put my 2 cats in the kitchen when clients come round, but on this occasion I could not find one of them anywhere - they usually come running when I put kitty treats down.
Anyhoo, the booking progresses and it's all going fine. Then, as I move to go down on the guy, I notice my cat sitting on top of the wardrobe (which stands against the pillow end of the bed) looking down on us with what I can only describe as an expression of alarm on his face. The client doesn't seem to have spotted him so I just carry on, hoping desperately he'll stay up there and keep quiet. After watching about 2 mins of oral cat decides he wants out and jumps down off the wardrobe landing with a massive thud, on the pillow right next to my client's face. I felt so bad for my client - he almost jumped out of his skin! I bundled cat into the kitchen and apologised profusely. Luckily, we had a laugh about it.
Damn kitty voyeur!

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« Reply #16 on: 22 November 2015, 05:43:28 pm »
   Anyhoo, the booking progresses and it's all going fine. Then, as I move to go down on the guy, I notice my cat sitting on top of the wardrobe (which stands against the pillow end of the bed) looking down on us with what I can only describe as an expression of alarm on his face. The client doesn't seem to have spotted him so I just carry on, hoping desperately he'll stay up there and keep quiet. After watching about 2 mins of oral cat decides he wants out and jumps down off the wardrobe landing with a massive thud, on the pillow right next to my client's face. I felt so bad for my client - he almost jumped out of his skin! I bundled cat into the kitchen and apologised profusely.

Nearly wetting myself here !! I have cats too! x

Red KB

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #17 on: 22 November 2015, 11:26:29 pm »
Haha! So far, none of mine have snuck into the room...it will happen one day I'm sure.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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« Reply #18 on: 24 November 2015, 09:52:20 am »
Or the time I was waiting for a guy, he couldn't find me so I had to go downstairs to get him in my apartment. I was looking for a lost guy with his phone out and appernetly this guy was looking for a woman dressed nicley. We confirm we have found each other. Head upstairs, into my apartment and the dude starts asking questions like.... 'So are you the owner of this place?', lovley place you have etc. I didnt click but my flatmate had heard at this point. I ask for the money up front while sitting flirty on the bed. The penny drops with this guy, eyes widen then I click, oh shit. He wasn't waiting for me. He was here to view a house. He ran out so fast and I would have been mortified but it was too funny.

Told this one before but deffinatley a funny highlight !! XD. I was thinking the other day I'm running out of funny moments, not that I want to repeat it :p. Had to go find my lost client downstairs poor guy.

Am really sorry but wet myself to that one :D

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #19 on: 24 November 2015, 01:43:37 pm »
Easy - coming on my period with a guy.

I made a whole thread about it at the time. Mortifying.

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #20 on: 24 November 2015, 04:21:06 pm »
Today I was seeing a client out and I noticed one of my cats had decided to pee on the floor :/ No idea if he noticed.

Red KB - he probably thought it was you! Hahahahaha  :)
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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #21 on: 24 November 2015, 06:52:05 pm »
hilarious stories ladies wish i could add to that but thankfully no but they have made me laugh.

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« Reply #22 on: 24 November 2015, 09:21:11 pm »
Being accused of stealing a wallet, and so he makes a racket infront of my neighbours,   then the sheepish client finding it was in his car the whole time. >:(  so was embarrassing for both me and client I guess.

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #23 on: 24 November 2015, 10:35:29 pm »
   Anyhoo, the booking progresses and it's all going fine. Then, as I move to go down on the guy, I notice my cat sitting on top of the wardrobe (which stands against the pillow end of the bed) looking down on us with what I can only describe as an expression of alarm on his face. The client doesn't seem to have spotted him so I just carry on, hoping desperately he'll stay up there and keep quiet. After watching about 2 mins of oral cat decides he wants out and jumps down off the wardrobe landing with a massive thud, on the pillow right next to my client's face. I felt so bad for my client - he almost jumped out of his skin! I bundled cat into the kitchen and apologised profusely.

Nearly wetting myself here !! I have cats too! x

My dog gets so distressed when men come round, he howls continually downstairs throughout. He knows.

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« Reply #24 on: 24 November 2015, 11:33:43 pm »
This is why I only do out calls! Nova's cat tale left me crying with laughter!

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #25 on: 25 November 2015, 01:53:34 pm »
Or the time I was waiting for a guy, he couldn't find me so I had to go downstairs to get him in my apartment. I was looking for a lost guy with his phone out and appernetly this guy was looking for a woman dressed nicley. We confirm we have found each other. Head upstairs, into my apartment and the dude starts asking questions like.... 'So are you the owner of this place?', lovley place you have etc. I didnt click but my flatmate had heard at this point. I ask for the money up front while sitting flirty on the bed. The penny drops with this guy, eyes widen then I click, oh shit. He wasn't waiting for me. He was here to view a house. He ran out so fast and I would have been mortified but it was too funny.

Told this one before but deffinatley a funny highlight !! XD. I was thinking the other day I'm running out of funny moments, not that I want to repeat it :p. Had to go find my lost client downstairs poor guy.

This is awesome!  :D

I once interviewed with an agency. I was told to meet them at a particular time and a particular restaurant. I showed up and told the hostess I was there to meet someone. She said, "Oh, he's already here and waiting for you." Showed me to a table with a man. We had a nice chat. It took a while for us to realise that we were BOTH there to interview for the same agency and we'd both been trying to impress one another. Meanwhile, agency assumed we'd both no-showed (this was pre-mobile phones being common.)

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #26 on: 25 November 2015, 01:55:34 pm »
Last time me and my client were looking at a dusty floor. I forgot to dust it...
He came in the morning and woke me up with killer instinct. Wish I could stop this now.

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Re: Embarrassing (but funny) things that happen with work
« Reply #27 on: 25 November 2015, 06:34:40 pm »
I briefly took a contraceptive pill that kept giving me very dark brown/black 'spotting' inbetween periods. I noticed to my horror that when a regular removed his fingers from inside me ( when I still allowed this  8) ), his fingers transferred the 'spotting' all over his pristine white duvet.
Worse, I never asked, but was fairly convinced he was a married man using the matrimonial bed  :(
It was a really windswept rainy day and he assumed I had trailed in mud with me.

I advised him to boil-wash the sheets..

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« Reply #28 on: 01 December 2015, 11:30:40 pm »
Yesterday, I got a text from client saying he was outside my door. He was early so checked and couldn't find him. Called but went to answerphone so had to wait. He arrives 5 mins later saying he had knocked at the wrong door (despite being here 5 times before) :FF

What made me giggle about it was a situation two years ago when agreed on a fantasy BJ call. I was supposed to dress slutty and leave the door unlocked. On arrival he walks in, i shove him about and give him a sloppy BJ without saying a word. He cums, he leaves and we communicate via text afterwards. So there I am waiting for his arrival (and he'd been before a few times btw) and he is late. He then arrives flustered saying he had got the flats wrong and walked into my neighbours (yes same as above) flat and got chased out with a hoover pipe. I couldn't keep a straight face and fell about the floor laughing.

The same neighbour has also had a note put through her door meant for me detailing what he wanted to do with me and my lady parts and to text him as he had lost my number.

Needless to say, this poorly 65 year old lady always gets a bunch of flowers and chocs from me every Xmas

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« Reply #29 on: 03 December 2015, 10:42:15 pm »
Yesterday, I got a text from client saying he was outside my door. He was early so checked and couldn't find him. Called but went to answerphone so had to wait. He arrives 5 mins later saying he had knocked at the wrong door (despite being here 5 times before) :FF

What made me giggle about it was a situation two years ago when agreed on a fantasy BJ call. I was supposed to dress slutty and leave the door unlocked. On arrival he walks in, i shove him about and give him a sloppy BJ without saying a word. He cums, he leaves and we communicate via text afterwards. So there I am waiting for his arrival (and he'd been before a few times btw) and he is late. He then arrives flustered saying he had got the flats wrong and walked into my neighbours (yes same as above) flat and got chased out with a hoover pipe. I couldn't keep a straight face and fell about the floor laughing.

The same neighbour has also had a note put through her door meant for me detailing what he wanted to do with me and my lady parts and to text him as he had lost my number.

Needless to say, this poorly 65 year old lady always gets a bunch of flowers and chocs from me every Xmas

Haaaaa, if you hear a banging upstairs, you know she's pacing the room with a saucepan on her head  waiting to batter whoever knocks the door  ;D