I can't sleep and I'm just tittering to myself thinking about my escapades over the past 2/3 months since I started as a WG.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you during an actual booking?

I reckon mine was a client farting on my nose during rimming (which I don't do anymore...eugh!) xx

My client had got some remote control vibrating love eggs. He asked if I would use them and as they were sealed in the pack I said yes. Shove them in and he plays with the remote. They didn't really do much so when it came down to sex time, I open my legs and he tries to pull them out....snap....the string broke. So there I am with these vibrating love eggs stuck in my fanny and we couldn't turn them off. He was trying all kinds of ways to get them out telling me to squat and push them out (wtf) and fingering my bum trying to push them out but they wouldn't budge.
We cut the visit short and off I go to A and E. On reception were two young fit men which made me die of embarrassment explaining my issue whilst you can hear an obvious humming from my fanny. Take a seat to wait I was told (in a heaving A and E) but I was scared the plastic seats would intensify the vibration noise. I opted to stand and wait and after 15 mins these flipping balls are finally working and feeling very nice, very very nice to be honest and I was close to cumming. Terrified I might cum in the waiting area, I explain the issue to the two fit desk people who tried hard not to smirk but did get someone straight away.
Legs a kimbo, the lady doctor finally got these balls out but I didn't have the remote to turn them off. She threw them into her bin which was of course metal and made them sound even worse. She fished them out and it took 3 of us to work out how to take the batteries out.

I honestly could have died of shame. The doctor was great and told me she had seen worse and last week had to remove batteries out of a mans bum as he'd used the vibrator the wrong way round....nice!!

OFFS.... I am literally sat here with tears streaming down my face !! I can't imagine anything more undignified than your hospital visit but then Im a newbie so perhaps I have all these things ahead of me!  I definitely have the same issue with phones!

My most embarrassing moment has to be when fishing in my bag for my Bank Card, grabbing stuff with one hand while I frantically rummaged for said card, eventually I whoop with delight and hand card over to Tesco cashier... Seeing her bright red face I then realise in my other hand I've a loose stocking, box of skins and have dropped a large tube of anal glide on the conveyer belt.... I couldn't get out of there quick enough !!!

My client had got some remote control vibrating love eggs. He asked if I would use them and as they were sealed in the pack I said yes. Shove them in and he plays with the remote. They didn't really do much so when it came down to sex time, I open my legs and he tries to pull them out....snap....the string broke. So there I am with these vibrating love eggs stuck in my fanny and we couldn't turn them off. He was trying all kinds of ways to get them out telling me to squat and push them out (wtf) and fingering my bum trying to push them out but they wouldn't budge.
We cut the visit short and off I go to A and E. On reception were two young fit men which made me die of embarrassment explaining my issue whilst you can hear an obvious humming from my fanny. Take a seat to wait I was told (in a heaving A and E) but I was scared the plastic seats would intensify the vibration noise. I opted to stand and wait and after 15 mins these flipping balls are finally working and feeling very nice, very very nice to be honest and I was close to cumming. Terrified I might cum in the waiting area, I explain the issue to the two fit desk people who tried hard not to smirk but did get someone straight away.
Legs a kimbo, the lady doctor finally got these balls out but I didn't have the remote to turn them off. She threw them into her bin which was of course metal and made them sound even worse. She fished them out and it took 3 of us to work out how to take the batteries out.

I honestly could have died of shame. The doctor was great and told me she had seen worse and last week had to remove batteries out of a mans bum as he'd used the vibrator the wrong way round....nice!!

I watched a programme once called bizarre ER where a guy came in and said HE FELL on the toilet brush 

Fell on it bare arsehole first and couldn't get it out, what are the chances?

So yeah they probably have seen worse but that was a funny story anyway.

I reckon I would have stayed at home and gave birth to them myself though or would have got a friend round to get them out 

Quote from: OFFS on 21 November 2015, 07:22:07 am

My client had got some remote control vibrating love eggs. He asked if I would use them and as they were sealed in the pack I said yes. Shove them in and he plays with the remote. They didn't really do much so when it came down to sex time, I open my legs and he tries to pull them out....snap....the string broke. So there I am with these vibrating love eggs stuck in my fanny and we couldn't turn them off. He was trying all kinds of ways to get them out telling me to squat and push them out (wtf) and fingering my bum trying to push them out but they wouldn't budge.
We cut the visit short and off I go to A and E. On reception were two young fit men which made me die of embarrassment explaining my issue whilst you can hear an obvious humming from my fanny. Take a seat to wait I was told (in a heaving A and E) but I was scared the plastic seats would intensify the vibration noise. I opted to stand and wait and after 15 mins these flipping balls are finally working and feeling very nice, very very nice to be honest and I was close to cumming. Terrified I might cum in the waiting area, I explain the issue to the two fit desk people who tried hard not to smirk but did get someone straight away.
Legs a kimbo, the lady doctor finally got these balls out but I didn't have the remote to turn them off. She threw them into her bin which was of course metal and made them sound even worse. She fished them out and it took 3 of us to work out how to take the batteries out.

I honestly could have died of shame. The doctor was great and told me she had seen worse and last week had to remove batteries out of a mans bum as he'd used the vibrator the wrong way round....nice!!

I watched a programme once called bizarre ER where a guy came in and said HE FELL on the toilet brush 

Fell on it bare arsehole first and couldn't get it out, what are the chances?

So yeah they probably have seen worse but that was a funny story anyway.

I reckon I would have stayed at home and gave birth to them myself though or would have got a friend round to get them out 

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

Or the time I was waiting for a guy, he couldn't find me so I had to go downstairs to get him in my apartment. I was looking for a lost guy with his phone out and appernetly this guy was looking for a woman dressed nicley. We confirm we have found each other. Head upstairs, into my apartment and the dude starts asking questions like.... 'So are you the owner of this place?', lovley place you have etc. I didnt click but my flatmate had heard at this point. I ask for the money up front while sitting flirty on the bed. The penny drops with this guy, eyes widen then I click, oh shit. He wasn't waiting for me. He was here to view a house. He ran out so fast and I would have been mortified but it was too funny.

Told this one before but deffinatley a funny highlight !! XD. I was thinking the other day I'm running out of funny moments, not that I want to repeat it :p. Had to go find my lost client downstairs poor guy.

Some very funny stories on this thread!!

I am no stranger to shame sadly, and embarrass myself all the time.

The worst one in recent weeks was when I was leaving an extremely posh and exclusive hotel in the better side of London - it was the middle of the night, so absolutely no one else around but me and the reception staff as I left.

Anyway I managed to slip on their super-shiny waxed floor in my skyscraper heels and fell literally flat on my face, with an echoing and very loud bang. Worse, because I was almost at the exit, the impact of my fall then set their huge revolving door into motion. At the same time my bag sprung open spilling my lube, toys, and assortment of condoms into the now steadily revolving door. I still have memories of lying there, dazed and possibly slightly concussed, watching my sex toys going round and round like the prize on a particularly surreal kind of game show.

NB the hotel staff were lovely about it and I was both shamed and very touched by their kindness.
The client had also left before me so fortunately I only embarrassed myself not anyone else!!

H xx

Some very funny stories on this thread!!

I am no stranger to shame sadly, and embarrass myself all the time.

The worst one in recent weeks was when I was leaving an extremely posh and exclusive hotel in the better side of London - it was the middle of the night, so absolutely no one else around but me and the reception staff as I left.

Anyway I managed to slip on their super-shiny waxed floor in my skyscraper heels and fell literally flat on my face, with an echoing and very loud bang. Worse, because I was almost at the exit, the impact of my fall then set their huge revolving door into motion. At the same time my bag sprung open spilling my lube, toys, and assortment of condoms into the now steadily revolving door. I still have memories of lying there, dazed and possibly slightly concussed, watching my sex toys going round and round like the prize on a particularly surreal kind of game show.

NB the hotel staff were lovely about it and I was both shamed and very touched by their kindness.
The client had also left before me so fortunately I only embarrassed myself not anyone else!!

H xx

I'm not alone at the moment and I just burst out laughing at your post. What a nightmare. Nothing worse than falling flat on your face.

I remember crossing a road one time while on a date and it was the start of the nite as well. I fell cause of my skyscrapers too flat on my face, worse thing was.....I just lay there until my date stopped laughing to scrape my up off the floor. I had scuffed knees, chin and palms.

They look gorgeous but they are dangerous. I now only wear mine when there's someone with me that I can hold onto.

xx