I have loads of clients turn up with ladies underwear on under their normal clothes, guys you'd never expect either, builders, real macho type guys! Weirdest I've had is a client who wanted me to ignore him for 1/2 hour, he asked for me to be getting ready, doing my hair, makeup, checking emails while he crawled on the floor following me everywhere then at the end wanked himself onto my shoes!
Did not say 1 word to him! Wish they were all like that x