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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Alexxx on 21 September 2010, 03:44:53 am
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I was wide awake, so when I saw my phone ringing at 230am I answered.
Guy was very polite, requested an outcall. I asked where he is (if it was a hotel close to me I wouldn't have minded going) and he went on to explain that he's night fishing, but has a lovely TENT with a double blow up matress in it. In other words, I have to totter through a dark field, to a pond in the pitch black, to climb inside a musty old tent.
I don't effing think so. I wouldn't even consider it. Ever. And No! I can't recommend anybody else.
I could just end up with dirty shoes, but I can't help imagining how eerie it'd be. The classic 'Prossie Found Dead' headline springs to mind. The guy might be genuinely night fishing and feeling a bit frisky, but I'm not going to go and find out. I've got visions of him making me dig my own grave.
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Eeeeeeek! Thank god you didn't go, that's very creepy.
But... am I the only one who gets pissy with anyone who calls late whether I'm up or not??
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An outcall to a tent in the middle of nowhere??!!! WTF. That is seriously creepy... if you were to get there and be uncomfortable or if something bad were to happen then you would have been pretty stranded from being able to get any help. Or imagine if you had showed up and there was a big group of them sitting about getting pissed.
Did he have any positive feedback? Sounds like he's either a serial killer or just a very strange person indeed.
I HATE when clients call or text me at night time. It clearly states on my profile never to call after 11pm. I turn my phone off then but I always wake up to at least one ignoramous who has left a voicemail or sent a text at 3am. Do they think we are exotic creatures who never sleep and have no other life other than escorting?
Glad you didnt even consider going - im sure he probably managed to find some poor niave girl to join him on his blow up mattress.
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Now of course aside from all the security issues, what about the logistics of getting out to the middle of a campsite in the dark dressed to the nines for an outcall? Where do you tell the sat-nav to go? Which rock or tree do you turn at? Which of the many darken lanes in the woods are you supposed to choose and traverse in your kitten heels to get to this stud muffin with rod in hand? Naaaah you made the right decision. ;D
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The classic 'Prossie Found Dead' headline springs to mind. The guy might be genuinely night fishing and feeling a bit frisky, but I'm not going to go and find out. I've got visions of him making me dig my own grave.
exactly...I mean, thats just crazy. Nowhere to scream for help or anything. I've met men at campsites, but they've been in RV parks with security guards walking around! I met another at a campsite, but it was a resort within the camping area!
You may want to consider posting this is the warnings section. I would be heartbroken to hear this is a serial killer.
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Joey, I sincerely doubt that your run of the mill serial killer would brazenly phone up a WG to off her in the woods. I think this is one of those classic cases of, Standing dick, no think, no hear, no read. Just some narcissistic fool on the other end not thinking of anything else than his immediate need to have his cock sucked.
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Joey, I sincerely doubt that your run of the mill serial killer would brazenly phone up a WG to off her in the woods. I think this is one of those classic cases of, Standing dick, no think, no hear, no read. Just some narcissistic fool on the other end not thinking of anything else than his immediate need to have his cock sucked.
Indeed most serial killers have a higher than average intelligence so would most likely have a better plan, which is actually more worrying... Its why most escorts never rest on their laurels.
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Joey, I sincerely doubt that your run of the mill serial killer would brazenly phone up a WG to off her in the woods. I think this is one of those classic cases of, Standing dick, no think, no hear, no read. Just some narcissistic fool on the other end not thinking of anything else than his immediate need to have his cock sucked.
Ah okay....well pardon me but I just didn't think it sounded like anything otherwise. Trotting thru a dark field? 230 am?
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I think this is one of those classic cases of, Standing dick, no think, no hear, no read. Just some narcissistic fool on the other end not thinking of anything else than his immediate need to have his cock sucked.
Excellent put. ;D
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Eeeeeeek! Thank god you didn't go, that's very creepy.
But... am I the only one who gets pissy with anyone who calls late whether I'm up or not??
No Laura you're not which is the reason why if I'm not working I don't answer my phone EVER ;)