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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Zelda on 09 January 2011, 12:26:28 am
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Not at all related to escorting but I'm quite interested in knowing whether or not I'm alone in this one:
Julian Assange. Just saying.
Other weird crushes I've heard of (none of which I share, thankfully): Jeremy Clarkson, the guy who presents The Culture Show, Gordon Ramsey (actually, I agree with that), Michael Portillo.
Yours?
;D
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I did think Julian Assange was quite pretty in the picture I saw, actually. But... no. I so wouldn't.
(I don't think I've got any weird ones really. Boys sometimes think it's weird that I think Patrick Stuart's totally hot, but girls mostly understand that one.)
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Patrick Stewart is very fit!!!Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig all do it for me too.
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Jason Donovan is my very strange crush. Loved him since I was 7 years old when my older brother threw his tapes in my room when he started listening to the Spice Girls.
My crush on him is very odd. I know how to play most of his songs on guitar and have a subtle ref to 1 of his songs tattooed on my wrist. It's special to me coz it was the first song I learned to play on guitar and the only song I can play on piano.
I have no shame. :D
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I like Nick from the Apprentice, Lord Sugar's adviser. I don't know, there's just something so charismatic about him. He could talk his way into my panties quite easily.
Lysette Anthony (Lewis Archer from Corrie - male escort).. oozes charisma, suaveness and Bond-ism.
I could jerk off to David Attenborough's voice if he did a documentary about erotica and not animals.
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Liam Neeson most definitely yes. Patrick Stewart I don't understand!
Talking of voices, I could do the same listening to the lead singer of Mumford & Sons. He's nothing to look at, but I don't care. Just stick a bag over his head and make him sing...
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Jean Reno - he may be ugly as sin but I would never let that man out of my flat :D.
I am also oddly fond of Phill Jupitus and James Corden - give me the ones with a bit of flesh on their bones any time! I concur on Gordon Ramsey too, although they'd all still be paying like everybody else ;D.
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oh, the guy that does Riverview Cottage (charismatic, nice smile and he can cook, like that dark curly hair with the nerdy specs), his baker guy too mmn.. and the guy that does Sin Cities, I like him!!
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My weirdest... Jon Snow.
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I only have weird ones, I guess... :P
Meat Loaf!! I would soooo give him a free overnight :D
Others: Brian May (from Queen, since I was 9 years old), Billy Joel (a recent crush, but I'm in love with how he was in the 198o`s only ;D), Tim Roth, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman (only as Snape!), Elton John (I know, I know... :-[)
I can totally understand Jean Reno and Patrick Stewart too! :D
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i found this just for you amy :P
I am also oddly fond of Phill Jupitus and James Corden - give me the ones with a bit of flesh on their bones any time!
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.loadofballs.com/wp-content/uploads/james-corden.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.loadofballs.com/world-cup-2010-2/wc2010-news/james-corden-epidemic-worse-than-syphilis/515/&usg=__DovuV-5KA5qqJX1zHFmZGU3hm3s=&h=299&w=468&sz=28&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=b1TKIG6kP971DM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=198&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJames%2BCorden%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D677%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=633&ei=cqMpTZ-pCpGKhQeU4vW3Dg&oei=cqMpTZ-pCpGKhQeU4vW3Dg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=190&ty=90 (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.loadofballs.com/wp-content/uploads/james-corden.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.loadofballs.com/world-cup-2010-2/wc2010-news/james-corden-epidemic-worse-than-syphilis/515/&usg=__DovuV-5KA5qqJX1zHFmZGU3hm3s=&h=299&w=468&sz=28&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=b1TKIG6kP971DM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=198&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJames%2BCorden%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D677%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=633&ei=cqMpTZ-pCpGKhQeU4vW3Dg&oei=cqMpTZ-pCpGKhQeU4vW3Dg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=190&ty=90)
didnt know how to just add the photo so here is a verrrrrry long link...
and i dont think i have any weird ones , well i do love eminem but thats normal right???
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my secret crush in on Skinner from the x-files
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Robbie Coultrane! mmmm mmmm mmmm :D
and also John Martyn.
and Danny Trejo!
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Jay from Eastenders is looking good... I can wait another 2 years *mwah ha haaa* :D
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There is a motivational poster of Patrick Stewart with a caption something like 'I could so have your girlfriend. And your boyfriend.'
Stephen Hendry is my guilty pleasure, and I cannot watch the 1980s Cat People remake without dissolving into a puddle of desire: Malcolm McDowell and Nastassja Kinski.
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I love Julian Assange <3
Richard dawkins too
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Oh, good- someone else with a thing for Assange! I'm not alone! Having the brain the size of Jupiter and being wanted by governments all over the world definitely goes a long way towards upping a man's sex appeal, doesn't it?! Also liking the lust for Richard Dawkins. They both fit the profile of the 'Thinking Woman's Crumpet', that's for sure (I hate that expression- using it with my tongue firmly in my cheek).
I agree with whoever said Tim Roth and Gary Oldman. Totally understandable.
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oh, the guy that does Riverview Cottage (charismatic, nice smile and he can cook, like that dark curly hair with the nerdy specs), his baker guy too mmn.. and the guy that does Sin Cities, I like him!!
Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall!
I like Jamie Oliver. Wouldn't he just be the perfect husband? His wife is one lucky bird! I also like the Hollywood actor Rob Schneider.
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the younger Gordon Brown
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I agree with whoever said Tim Roth and Gary Oldman. Totally understandable.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead - what a treat isnt't it? ;) (besides being a fantastic movie)
And Tim Roth in Lie to Me, yummy :D
Richard Dawkins? Wow :D :D Lol, I've never thought of him as a man, I respect his brain so much, I couldn't even kiss him, I have him in my mind as someone who is above such ordinary things as sex! ;D But, thinking about it, he is kind of hot, if you're specifically into smart men! I imagine him being shy in bed though, sorry, I just can't think "scientist" and "hot, sensual" at the same time, my fault! :D
One more came to my mind, Cillian Murphy in Breakfast on Pluto! :)
I'm quite ashamed to say but I find the Hungarian Prime Minister, Viktor Orb?n hot too ;D I had a guy once who looked almost like him, I loved every minute of it!
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Justin Hawkins (lead vocalist of Hot Leg, ex lead vocalist of The Darkness)! Not so much with the gurt tash but most definately in those spandex open-chest catsuits, and with the eyeliner & all those tattoos! Mmmmmmmm *drools* :-*
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Oh, Christopher Lambert!
With long hair <3
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I totally agree with Patrick Stewart and James Corden and I'd like to add the one and only Jason Batemen. Gah! I've loved him since forever! Teen Wolf Two was the first time I saw him. I'll never forget it! I think it's because he is cheeky, well his smile is.
Rereading the thread title perhaps Jason Bateman isn't weird enough...
How about Alan Rickman, yes it is because of the voice. Listen here ladies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40)
Oh and David Mitchell. He looks like The Penguin but any man who can make me laugh...
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How about Alan Rickman, yes it is because of the voice. Listen here ladies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40)
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Alan Rickman and Cristopher Lee, if we're talking about voice :D Aural orgasm ;)
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My weird crushes are Alan Rickman for sure! I think he's quitely sexy! The actor Ken Stott, rough round the edges and that Scottish accent, mwah! And Bill Turnbull, bbc breakfast presenter, intelligent, funny and with a bit of a cheekiness about him.
There is more that i can't think of at the mo, but im sure i'll be agreeing with some choices in other posts!
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I have a friend who's into Alan Rickman (not just as Snape). She came to my house once so she could print lots of pictures of him from the internet and put them on her wall.
On the subject of voices, Neil Oliver never got my attention on Coast (not in that way, I mean), but his narrating voice on A History of Scotland was lovely.
Oh and I once had a client who sounded just like Anthony Head, which was hot. He didn't understand it when I said it was sexy to talk like the librarian in Buffy.
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Christine Hamilton, wife of disgraced MP Neil.
There is something about her....
(http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutChristineHamilton.jpg)
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oh Jody that is just gross on all levels haha..
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Alan Rickman for sure - especially as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves in the early 90's.
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Jake Gyllenhaal mm and call me strange....John Stape from Corrie.
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Oh and I once had a client who sounded just like Anthony Head, which was hot. He didn't understand it when I said it was sexy to talk the librarian in Buffy.
Oh yes! I love those accents :o
Stephen Fry, Patrick Stewart, and Ian McKellen, too. ;D
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Yes I agree Nanako! If a man has a sexy voice and perfect enunciation it makes me weak in the knees. I have a phone chat client with the sexiest voice. Lucky me!
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I had a thing for Top Gears' James May before he became a one-man monopoly on the BBCand Dave channels.
I would SO give a free weekender to Physicist Professor Brian Cox!! and yes, perhaps guilty of a smidgeon of mysogony and a Twitter Twit sometimes, I still live in hope of converting the venerable Stephen Fry, if only for an evening! ;D
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What you say about James May and Stephen Fry: I agree wholeheartedly. ;D
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Prince Charles.
And I also think Alan Rickman is very sexy. And Julian Assange.
Actually thinking about I have a bit of a thing about unconventionally sexy men.
Jas x
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Prince Charles! Wow I don't see it's going to get any weirder than that...
Stephen Merchant
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Stephen Merchant
Yes yes YES! He is always moaning about being a geek and no one being interested in him when he goes out to pubs and clubs... I so don't believe him! There must be a flippin' queue!
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How about Alan Rickman, yes it is because of the voice. Listen here ladies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6Swr-ME40)
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Alan Rickman and Cristopher Lee, if we're talking about voice :D Aural orgasm ;)
OMG Yesss, I agree, I've always fancied Alan Rickman & his voice melts me, he's delicious.
My other weird crushes are, the gorgeous geeky Louis Theroux & Steven Tyler of Aerosmith - they are soooo sexy!
I never really go for the 'norm' of good looking model types or pretty boys, (with one exception - Enrique Iglesias) give me a man with an 'edge' to him & his personality on display (if that makes sense, lol :-\) anyday!