So you phone me
after seeing my VERY SPECIFIC ESCORT ADVERT
and after a long chat you indicate you are either:
young/tasty/big penis /virgin/looking for a girlfriend
and would like to meet me for no fee.

Or after booking me and not turning up,
you say something similar.

Well, that's ok
I don't mind at all
coz I get to play my favourite game: Hotel Whore.

The rules are simple
I say that I  found you really attractive on the phone and you sound like the type of guy I go with in your personal life.
1. I have to appear sincere and convincing that I am up for a freebie shag
{not difficult to project, considering the job I do...  }
2. That I would like you to bring me something to see you make an effort.   
Either:
A pint of milk {'I'd love to firstly have a cup of tea with you but I'm right out of milk'}
or
A bunch of flowers to show you are sincere, any bunch will do even some from a petrol station or supermarket
or
a bottle of wine {your choice} to help me relax

I say that I work from a hotel (hotel A)
When you get to the hotel car park
I give you the room number, which is 58
After not gaining access to room 58, you will phone me, at which point I say room 38, not 58.
You later phone again from outside room 38. I'll sound confused and ask you to hold on while I open the door. I then say, sorry, room 67.
Even later you phone from outside room 67. (see where we are going with this?)  and I sound flustered, explaining my other phone has just gone off, It's a regular and I have to see him,  he is here in 5 minutes and likes me dressed in PVC which I'm struggling into.

"Would you like to wait in the hotel bar as he is usually only 30 minutes, so call me then."

Triple bonus score
You later say that you are having a flustered day. You normally use hotel A
but they were fully booked so you got a room at hotel B, hence the confusion on rooms. You are definitely in hotel B in room 67.
Repeat the game according to the above method.

Points:
5 points to get him to turn up at the hotel
Add 5 points if he has brought the item of you choice
Add 5 points for every room he knocks on
Add 5 points for every sad pathetic whining call he makes to you
Add 5 points if the hotel staff eject him
Add 15 points per door knocked on and per call made in hotel B

Sam is currently playing this game in the Ramada hotel. 
He is currently in the bar with a pint of milk
{now you see the reason for the item request   }

So far I am at 40 points

What is your high score?



yes I am a very evil person   

50 points   

Mine too!  I love your posts, I love your attitude, stay fabulous please, and keep posting 

Maybe I am a spoil sport but I seriously don?t think it?s a good idea to goad and gloat about actively winding up guys even if you think they are time wasters.  I don?t know that much about the board but can see that this forum is open to be read by everyone.  I just don?t think it sets a very pleasant tone to have such a confrontational tone.   Some guys do read this forum and maybe you just upped the ante as they will want to be more obnoxious time wasters which might be to another WG?s phone.  Why waste your energy?  Ignore, move on and keep a good attitude for those clients that are nice.       

lmao sounds hilarious to me!!!!

Quote from: Candyflossispink on 15 November 2010, 07:00:54 pm

Oh Classic !!

Love this game, can i play it on my very annoying blocked TW, who doesn't seem to get the message?

It would be so amusing to send him to completly the wrong location or tell him im working from a hotel for the day!

Yes but you must post up your score!

Next time he decides to harass me, i will answer his call and send him to the local hotel !!!