Hi girls,

So tonight I went to see this guy who has been trying to book me for ages.  It was basically all going swimmingly, pretty much an ideal booking.  He is on top, then suddenly he's pulled out and gone 'oh its on the bed'.  I said 'what is?'.  He said 'blood'.

Yip, I came on my period all over a client...well the condom anyway.  So he got in the bathroom and scrubbed, I cleaned the bed. I didn't admit it was my period, I just blamed it on a bad angle or something, and it wasn't much blood.  He did seem to take it OK, finnished with a blow job and he said we'll meet again.

But I'm just so embarassed about it.  Has anyone else had this happen?

Oh god yes, just two weeks ago.  My periods are very irregular so I never know when it is going to make its appearance.  It was as if someone had slaughtered a micro pig on my bed  but he was very much the gentleman about it.

Yep. I have the contraceptive implant and never have periods but I do spot quite often.

I only ever had two guys who took offence. One, I wrote a blog about actually. He literally thought he had aids. The other was an old school nigerian who thought  I was a witch.

Lolz all round

I've had it happen loads before I was on Yasmin. It's nothing to be embarrased by, completely natural

Oh god yes, just two weeks ago.  My periods are very irregular so I never know when it is going to make its appearance.  It was as if someone had slaughtered a micro pig on my bed  but he was very much the gentleman about it.

Exactly the same thing happened to me. He was gorgeous too, dammit! I was gutted, and mortified. I half expected to find a horse's head on the bed 

Dont b too mortified  as the other girls stated its only natural that this will happen at some point and i think most men will b mature enough to get over it and put it down as an innocent accident (i mean they mustv had gfs in th past right! Their nt dumb!? Lol)
But what i do think is that its only polite to apologise 2 the fella and check hes not put off and that u hav offered him everything needed 2 clean up asap.... i mean i have been in th unfortunate position of being bled on by a client b4... it was also an accidental thing and a reg i wud consider a friend... but still seeing his blood on me unexpectedly did freak me out and make me feel uneasy temporarily untill we wer all cleard up!
Periods r soo normal 2 us ladies and if its our own blood its easy 2 underestimate how off putting it might b for a (paying) client!
Obv im not backing the guy who thought sum1 is a witch rofl but i can see why sum1 might b afraid or hava moments panic about aids or transmitting virus somehow... it went thru my mind wen i had clients blood on me and any1 else who has been in this position will agree that it makes ur heart sink and ur mind race ..its only natural.
So i wud say try not to judge the guy to harshly if he freaks a little... think how u wud feel b4 taking offense anyway x

Yes this has unfortunately happened too, I was at the end of the period and I had sex, the guy went to change positions and the condom had some blood on it, I told him I shall change condoms which was fine with him.
I explained I thought my period had finished I felt very self conscious but what can you do about these things they damn happen at the most inconvenient of times.
Its usually first day of tour which is a bastard has happened before to me  so I carry sponges and loads of lube and pop one up try to get on with it!
Im peri menopausal which means I can get up to 2 unpredictable periods a month I hate this.
done with damn pills and that lethal injection depot provera 

Im peri menopausal which means I can get up to 2 unpredictable periods a month I hate this.
done with damn pills and that lethal injection depot provera

Oh but depo is so great... if u like to have 6month long periods at a time and no break in between and damn nr bankrupt ur self on tampons lol wtf?!?!
Down with depo lol