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danae

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Re: Twice as nice/or twice the piss take!
« Reply #15 on: 23 May 2012, 11:04:31 pm »
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Sorry!whats wdw?i never know what these shorten words mean!!
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lmao....fantastic:-)  I've only ever done that on yahoo chat when I've been talking to more than one person at once...and that was soooo embarrassing!

Oh well it got a few raised eyebrows from the people in chat, on the bright side thank bloody god it wasn?t the response to ?how many men have you slept with...?
Ps: WDW means well done winner x

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Re: Twice as nice/or twice the piss take!
« Reply #16 on: 23 May 2012, 11:06:28 pm »
I must disagree, I prefer back to back and busy busy busy unless a client is late of course! I normally have 30 min gaps when busy x
Sometimes it's not the youngest or the richest clients you want or the ones you have most in common with.

For me the perfect partner is one where I never have to be myself.

TeenKylie

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« Reply #17 on: 23 May 2012, 11:52:15 pm »
I had one like this in Belfast who got all moosey-faced when I said it was time to wrap up at five minutes over, so he then spent 15 minutes in the shower and drenched the whole bathroom and I had to put back my next booking anyway for twenty minutes whilst I sorted the mess out.

I know these types couldn't care less about treating us like crap, but I do wonder if they give a damn about the other punters they're fucking things up for? I doubt they can think in that many steps, mind.
What a fucking Dickhead! Lol

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« Reply #18 on: 24 May 2012, 12:21:54 am »
I had one like this in Belfast who got all moosey-faced when I said it was time to wrap up at five minutes over, so he then spent 15 minutes in the shower and drenched the whole bathroom and I had to put back my next booking anyway for twenty minutes whilst I sorted the mess out.

I know these types couldn't care less about treating us like crap, but I do wonder if they give a damn about the other punters they're fucking things up for? I doubt they can think in that many steps, mind.
What a fucking Dickhead! Lol

Gawd, even the toilet roll was soaked through - it was like a war zone. Fortunately the nice man who had booked half an hour afterwards could wait a bit longer (and if he couldn't we would have had to cancel, so everybody loses) but I had to just mop up as best I could with the wet towels, throw them in the bottom of the wardrobe and call it good  >:(. When they make a mess like that I always wonder if they do it at home?

TeenKylie

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« Reply #19 on: 24 May 2012, 02:14:24 am »
I had one like this in Belfast who got all moosey-faced when I said it was time to wrap up at five minutes over, so he then spent 15 minutes in the shower and drenched the whole bathroom and I had to put back my next booking anyway for twenty minutes whilst I sorted the mess out.

I know these types couldn't care less about treating us like crap, but I do wonder if they give a damn about the other punters they're fucking things up for? I doubt they can think in that many steps, mind.
What a fucking Dickhead! Lol
Gawd, even the toilet roll was soaked through - it was like a war zone. Fortunately the nice man who had booked half an hour afterwards could wait a bit longer (and if he couldn't we would have had to cancel, so everybody loses) but I had to just mop up as best I could with the wet towels, throw them in the bottom of the wardrobe and call it good  >:(. When they make a mess like that I always wonder if they do it at home?
He was clearly just a vile man who did it on purpose because he was sulking. You should have asked him what the hell he was playing at?
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« Reply #20 on: 24 May 2012, 09:05:34 am »
When a guy pays for my time and asks how many times he can cum my answer is always as many as your body will allow in the given time.  If I am doing half and hour and it runs over slightly no big deal, if he wants to cum twice, three times again no big deal it is about delivering a service in the time frame allowed.  If the session starts to turn from half and hour to 45 minutes or an hour then a polite reminder is given and the option left to him to decide.  In all honesty most half an hour sessions if they cum twice is is usually in quick sucession and they are all satisfied.  I have had some half an hour session turn into 1 hour session and the fee been paid for the 1 hour session.

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Re: Twice as nice/or twice the piss take!
« Reply #21 on: 24 May 2012, 09:38:59 am »
If the session starts to turn from half and hour to 45 minutes or an hour then a polite reminder is given and the option left to him to decide.  [...]  I have had some half an hour session turn into 1 hour session and the fee been paid for the 1 hour session.

Yes, I think that giving them the friendly option to either pay more to extend their booking or to stop now (i.e. 5 mins over time) is the best option the majority of the time. Of course, if you're not able to offer an extension then you can just say, "I'm really sorry, I would love to offer you the option to pay to extend your booking but I have [to meet a friend /another client] very soon so I need to get ready now. I'm really looking forward to finishing what we started next time, though!"

Presenting an option of either paying for more time or finishing now means that whatever they choose should be agreeable to you, and it should also be agreeable to them because it was their choice. Better than an "either you can eff off or you can eff off" sort of option, anyway - I can't think of any escort who'd want to potentially cause sulkiness or upset like that on purpose! Being firm is one thing (and definitely be firm in those two choices that you offer), but that awkward situation where you've gone over time and he's pushing for more sex and you understandably aren't able to offer a bunch of free extra time but aren't sure what to say? Yes, that's best avoided!
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ParisB

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« Reply #22 on: 24 May 2012, 09:56:37 am »
if they ask me that on the phone   i say - i dont know,  how many times  can you come   ;D


i mean if anyone is going to know how many times that he can cum then  its going to be the guy not the escort


   but  i think what most of them want to know is if i come within 5 mins  are you going to say thats it  clear off,  because a lot of girl do this  so they are often checking thats not the case

    So its easy to say its a half hour appointment  IF you can come twice then thats fine by me, but as i said its only 30 mins so if you really really want to be sure to cum twice and you know you can then i would book an hour   

its often  just a case of setting up the boundries clearly on the phone   
 
Im happy  to  let guys come twice in half an hour if they can,  but if they havnt come within say 20 mins then its only going to be the one time .   while im not  a clockwatcher or rush people out the door
 if they have paid for half an hour then thats what they have paid for  so i make sure that they get that   But if they have come once and its 20 - 25 mins into the appointment then i simpy offer them a sexy back massage for a for a  minutes to let them wind down and then offer them the shower
   i tend to base a half hour appointment as really being 40 mins ( 10mins for after)
i use a ipod with playlists for 30 mins -  45mins and 1hr and they are all slightly longer than the set time so i damm well know that they are getting there slightly over there time

its also far easier i find to  fuck them the first time and then if they want to come again either do it by a blow job or hand job because often its  hard to get it hard if you see what i mean for full sex the second time especially in half an hour 
i tend to leave 30 -40 mins between each appointment though even when im touring and as i dont take advance booking with more than an hours notice im never stressed about working back to back all day   
   

I never used to mind a customer coming as many times as he wanted in an hour or twice in half hour,infact it used to be a bit of a selling point..
But im really getting fed up of guys just expecting it on half hour bookings!
i dont mention on website that im willing to..
if a guy come very early,then i will always try again,because they have paid for the time.
but the last 2 days,every guy thats seen me(about 7 men)have said "how many times are you going to make me come?"all im thinking is for fuck sake!
Ive gone over time every time they asked for it and been late for every booking..
im no walk over and i will saywhen times up,but by the time there dressed,im 15 mins over time!
And its bloody draining,wanking floppy cocks,when there just trying to get moneys worth..
IM  considering saying NO to twice orgasms on half hours UNLESS they come in first 5 mins..
And a few of them,have said "i come really quick"can i do it twice"then still havent 20 mins later!
what do you all do???





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Re: Twice as nice/or twice the piss take!
« Reply #23 on: 24 May 2012, 02:08:59 pm »
if they ask me that on the phone   i say - i dont know,  how many times  can you come   ;D. i mean if anyone is going to know how many times that he can cum then  its going to be the guy not the escort, but  i think what most of them want to know is if i come within 5 mins  are you going to say thats it  clear off,  because a lot of girl do this  so they are often checking thats not the case


i use a ipod with playlists for 30 mins -  45mins and 1hr and they are all slightly longer than the set time so i damm well know that they are getting there slightly over there time

I think this is great! Yes, they can only cum as many times as they can cum and yes, I agree, they may think that they won't be 'allowed' to cum more than once. Frankly, I would think most guys can't come twice in that space of time and as you say, a nice massage is probably the best 'round two' they can hope for/manage.

I LOVE your iPod idea!!! I noticed as I went thru my first weekend that I couldn't easily and discreetly take note of what the exact time was that they arrived - so I've bought a little bedside digital clock with huge numbers (my eyesight is awful, can't see the time on my mobile and don't want it lying around really), and hope I will do better with this!

I may well do some timed playlists - that's bang on good idea that is - you are a clever sausage aren't you!

ParisB

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« Reply #24 on: 24 May 2012, 02:40:09 pm »
by saying that -  your not putting pressure on yourself to perform miracles -  your saying that your willing to let him cum twice if he can within the time that he has booked  not that your  a super woman and your going to make him come half a dozen times within 30 mins
you can say it kind of jokey as well so that they it dosnt sound offish
 

For the ipod playlist 7 standard songs is rougly 35 mins 
10/11 songs 50 mins
13 songs  65 mins 
15 mins is 4 songs  ( if you do fifteen minutes

it dose depend of course on what songs you have on your playlist  but i dont have anything that really really long 
its a great way of know where you are in the appointment and when to wind it down without having to look at the clock /watch
 i always have a mine over the actuall time booked because that way i know they cant say that they didnt get the time booked or i cut them short of time ( not that i would do tha but just in case )   


if they ask me that on the phone   i say - i dont know,  how many times  can you come   ;D. i mean if anyone is going to know how many times that he can cum then  its going to be the guy not the escort, but  i think what most of them want to know is if i come within 5 mins  are you going to say thats it  clear off,  because a lot of girl do this  so they are often checking thats not the case


i use a ipod with playlists for 30 mins -  45mins and 1hr and they are all slightly longer than the set time so i damm well know that they are getting there slightly over there time

I think this is great! Yes, they can only cum as many times as they can cum and yes, I agree, they may think that they won't be 'allowed' to cum more than once. Frankly, I would think most guys can't come twice in that space of time and as you say, a nice massage is probably the best 'round two' they can hope for/manage.

I LOVE your iPod idea!!! I noticed as I went thru my first weekend that I couldn't easily and discreetly take note of what the exact time was that they arrived - so I've bought a little bedside digital clock with huge numbers (my eyesight is awful, can't see the time on my mobile and don't want it lying around really), and hope I will do better with this!

I may well do some timed playlists - that's bang on good idea that is - you are a clever sausage aren't you!
« Last Edit: 24 May 2012, 02:46:57 pm by ParisB »