Quote from: Jan10 on 14 May 2012, 02:04:04 pm

Another annoying question is this a parlour, do other girls work with you, do you work alone, Will anyone else be in the house, I mean will we be alone? I had this asked recently and I thought 'gosh' you are either extremely paranoid or up to no good. Either way I flagged him as one to be wary of. He might have been genuine but all his questions led back to was I alone.

I've had it ask several times before but not to the extreme of the above. If you are not up to no good why ask the question are you alone several times it just sounds suspicious.

I don't like that one either, and I won't see people who ask. From the same stable (and one for the touring ladies I suppose) 'are you in a hotel or an apartment?' also guarantees that I'm suddenly busy for the rest of the millennium, especially given that all my ads CLEARLY state in bold type where possible that I'm offering hotel incalls . All I hear is 'how easy would it be for me to rob you later on?'

Most of my pet hates have been mentioned already, but the 'What do you like?' one never fails to set my teeth on edge; I always reply with something completely neutral, like sewing, cooking or swimming which normally gets me a blank look and means I can change the subject. Worse still 'what would you like me to do?', a question which I can never answer with anything other than 'well since you're offering, you could put on the kettle'.

I also hate "will we be alone?" "do you work with anyone else?" and "do you live with anyone else?" or any variations of these - they get immediately blacklisted, I just won't take the chance.

During bookings I hate the "do you have a boyfriend?" question. It immediately gets my hackles up because there doesn't seem to be a 'right' answer (I'd love to say "what an idiotic question to ask - do you have a wife?" but obviously can't really say that!) .

If I say no I don't have a boyfriend then straight away I know they are going to start asking for unpaid dates, to go out for dinner, "show me a good time" etc, and pester me for ages via texts, calls and emails afterwards, but never book a paid appointment again. Or they will try to "rescue" me (the older ones)
If I say yes I have a boyfriend to try and put them off asking for dates, the next question (guaranteed) is "and does he know you do this?" - to which there is no good answer and they seem to look horrified! 
I have a few times said I am gay, but this usually starts off a huge debate where they ask all sorts of questions, and say idiotic things like "but we are having fun together now, you can't be fully gay??!!" (who says I am having "fun" now  )

argh.

Also anyone who asks for my real name, or in general anyone who refers to sex work as "this" in a really derogatory fashion as if it was a bad taste rolling around in their mouth.


Also, texts and calls where there is not even a rudimentary "hi," just launching in to "how much?" or "where are you based and what is your rates?" I find it really abrupt and don't think those who cannot even say hello are going to be very nice in person. I mean, you wouldn't call to make an appointment with a professional person in any other capacity and not first say "hello" would you?

Another is those who use the phrase "What is your best price . . . .?" or "What is the best price you can do for me?"  I don't know exactly why but that one always makes me 

Yes, a lot of things annoy me!

5.   I?m White/Black/Asian/Oriental/Mixed Raced ? will you see me? (seriously I get asked this by every race of man on earth ? who the hell is it that they think I normally see? Men from Mars?!