Hello ladies,

Hope you all had a good productive day!

I?ve recently been thinking about what I could do to convert more phone calls into bookings. Generally I would say I?m quite a friendly, relaxed sort and can handle most moronic questions (after all I figure I only want to see these men for their money, not looking for marriage, so even if they?re a bit moronic on the phone ? I can cope for an hour!). However despite the best will in the world and using deep breathing exercises the following five questions still seriously pee me off. I never give rude responses but it?s not difficult to tell I?m not impressed (think Ice Maiden) and as such I?m sure I lose bookings (possibly with nice blokes who are just crap at phone calls).

I really do love the job (the freedom, money, hours etc) but the twatty phone questions is the bit I hate. Hate with a passion, I might add. If I could conquer/improve in this area, I know I would enjoy it 99% rather than the 90% as at present.

So I was hoping you could look through the list and advise on how best to handle the following enquiries? Or suggest methods that work for you? What responses do you use that work?

1.   I got your number from a friend (hence why I expect you to regurgitate your entire profile word for word)

2.   What?s your ethnicity? (this is despite me stating my ethnicity in no less than five different places on my profile will full photos ? inc face ? in colour!!!)

3.   What services do you provide? (I?m getting better with this one but it still irritates the hell out of me ? I sometimes feel like replying ?hmmm...let me think....were you looking for services like accountancy, tea making, palm reading etc?? ? I?m a PROSTITUTE fgs!!! figure it out you pillock!!!)

4.   Alright babes....are you....? (GRRRRR ? hate any question which starts like this, no wonder some of these sad sods are reduced to paying for it ? can?t think why they can?t pull with gems like these!)

5.   I?m White/Black/Asian/Oriental/Mixed Raced ? will you see me? (seriously I get asked this by every race of man on earth ? who the hell is it that they think I normally see? Men from Mars?!

Thank you xxx

Ps would love to hear the questions that bug you too!

'Are you working today' and 'how much notice do you need' when the answer to both of these things are spelt out clearly on my AW profile! Usually followed by 'ok I'll call you later' FFS!

One of the most annoying things known to escort-kind...and yes all the questions they ask are always clearly answered on profiles/websites...*sigh*

Ooooo don't get me started I struggle when they come out with.....Are you working today, where you based, how much is it and what services do you provide I now say oh where did you see my ad, when they say AW. I say well I don't know why you asked any of the above as it is all crystal clear on there.

Sometimes i think they say certain things,to kind of start the conversation..
like an ice breaker!
so some obvious questions dont always bother me..

I think there?s a grain of truth in that. There is also nerves, which is fair enough. I make allowances for both of these things. But still FFS who would call a prospective fuck and come across as soooooo clueless?! What happened to wanting to create a favourable impression?

It?s a bit like going into Argos, seeing a pretty picture of a kettle and then bugging the woman at the till for the full specifications. You just don?t do it. It?s all there in front you. Open your eyes!

Anyway, I know most jobs dealing with Joe the public involve managing various levels of stupidity and I accept that. But like I said, the questions I mentioned (which are personally my most annoying) are the ones I still can?t handle effectively. I would appreciate words of wisdom!

for the question..
what services do you provide?
i say everything except this this this!
usually the lists shorter for what people dont do!anal is a big no no for me so i say the service i dont do is anal..but most other things within reason i say i can do..some services i dont agree to till we have met..

so you could say..i do all services within reason APART from...x y z..also it is written on profile,which you could of read darling!
i dont think theres any better way of handeling it!
i think its just an annoying question!There could be the rare guy thats to shy to ask his weird fantasy.
And thinks your going to mention.when he asks this moronic question..

Extremely quiet for me lately but when I'm asked what services I provide, I find the guy is either  seeking a 'quick fix' via the phonecall or they actually do want a specific service.
My usual response is thus: 'If you could let me know what kind of service it is you're looking for, then I can let you know if I can be of assistance'. That way, you don't have to say another word and can stop the call if he starts getting all husky, read as 'tossing off' voiced on the phone. At least you can end the call without feeling like he's got something for nothing.
W.x

My top five annoying questions are:
1) Are you available today? my profile states clearly when i am available.
2) I've just seen your profile on AW can you tell me more?  launches into all questions that are answered on there.
3) Can I come more than once? Yes within the time you have booked you can.
4) Can i have your full address? 
5) Will you wear high heels?  Gosh if you hadn't asked I'd wear a pair of flip flops 

Through this i bite my tongue and remain as polite as I can. And if they ask what service I provide I normally say in the half hour services are limited to what they like and in an hour booking its more or less everything available apart from bareback etc. i won't go into any details no matter how much they try to lead me into talking about sex.

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This may sound mad,but I hate " What do you like?"  meant sexually of course,just really annoys me,I guess I should be grateful they are being a lil considerate.My true answer would be "you answer the door in a robe and I can see you have just showered,you give me the envolope,( without me having to ask )which you suggest I count it in front of you.Have a lil chat,then bing bang bong and before I can say " I'll just go and have a freshen up" have said my good byes and back in the car with my fave tunes on,thats what I like!