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blondieMK

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #60 on: 31 May 2012, 02:34:58 pm »
1. 'Does your mum know you are doing this?'
2. 'I bet you earn a lot of money', which although technically is a statement, they are obviously looking for you to either deny or confirm the statement.
3. 'Have you been busy today?' is really not a nice question to have to answer, seeing as 'busy'=number of cocks sucked!
4. Guys immediately asking for your address over the phone, before they have asked anything else or made a booking!
5. 'How many children do you have?' - UGGGH!

When they ask if my mum knows I always say 'Does your mum know?'
How long have you been doing this? My answer 'how long have you been hiring prossies?'
"Ain?t no tellin when I?ll go, so there ain?t sh*t that I?ma wait for. I?m the type to say a prayer and then go get what I just prayed for." - Drake.

?I guess you lose some and win some, long as the outcome is income. You know I want it all and then some.? ? Drake

Clarabella

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #61 on: 31 May 2012, 03:55:58 pm »

How long have you been doing this? My answer 'how long have you been hiring prossies?'
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 ;D  That's my line too!  I can't resist coming back with that one.  Serves them right.  Although sometimes, I think maybe they are just desperately trying to make conversation and relate to me not thinking..  Still pisses me off though >:(  Especially clients of the travelling variety.  ''What's a nice girl like you doing this for eh..''  Admittedly, I don't retort to these type of fella's with the line.  They frighten me a little lol.  Nightmare  ::)

Enquiries from young cocky clients (that I refuse anyway) ''Can you do it for 30? Boils my piss  :FF


danae

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #62 on: 31 May 2012, 04:14:18 pm »
Had a v silly question earlier on today from a rather young sounding cocky type, who felt the need to tell me his life story along with a physical and then the following:

Him:?So are you interested??
Me: ?Sure, I?m interested in your wallet. Would you like to book?"
Him: *click*

Bloody charming!!! Why ask me then??? grrrr  ::)

Lovelylady

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #63 on: 31 May 2012, 05:40:19 pm »
Dont know if it's already been mentioned, but realised my most common, and most annoying question is

"I cum really really quick in like two minutes, how much is this"

I tend not to reply anymore.

blondieMK

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #64 on: 31 May 2012, 07:49:33 pm »
Had a v silly question earlier on today from a rather young sounding cocky type, who felt the need to tell me his life story along with a physical and then the following:

Him:?So are you interested??
Me: ?Sure, I?m interested in your wallet. Would you like to book?"
Him: *click*

Bloody charming!!! Why ask me then??? grrrr  ::)


Lmfao!!!!
"Ain?t no tellin when I?ll go, so there ain?t sh*t that I?ma wait for. I?m the type to say a prayer and then go get what I just prayed for." - Drake.

?I guess you lose some and win some, long as the outcome is income. You know I want it all and then some.? ? Drake

blondieMK

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #65 on: 31 May 2012, 07:54:06 pm »

How long have you been doing this? My answer 'how long have you been hiring prossies?'

 ;D  That's my line too!  I can't resist coming back with that one.  Serves them right.  Although sometimes, I think maybe they are just desperately trying to make conversation and relate to me not thinking..  Still pisses me off though >:(  Especially clients of the travelling variety.  ''What's a nice girl like you doing this for eh..''  Admittedly, I don't retort to these type of fella's with the line.  They frighten me a little lol.  Nightmare  ::)

Enquiries from young cocky clients (that I refuse anyway) ''Can you do it for 30? Boils my piss  :FF
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Yeah 'you're a pretty girl why do you do this?' WOULD YOU PAY ME IF I WAS REALLY UGLY?! Lol..
I actually find that one bloody insulting were they expecting me to have 6 eyes or something ::)
"Ain?t no tellin when I?ll go, so there ain?t sh*t that I?ma wait for. I?m the type to say a prayer and then go get what I just prayed for." - Drake.

?I guess you lose some and win some, long as the outcome is income. You know I want it all and then some.? ? Drake

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Re: Top 5 Annoying Questions...
« Reply #66 on: 31 May 2012, 09:04:36 pm »
One that I've been getting often recently...

"Your husband lets you do this?"


No one LETS me do it, I do it cos *I* want to!