So had 2 new clients today, both a nightmare in they're own little way.

The latest one (my 5 o'clock) texts me to say he's here, turns out he was just in the area but not "here", fine I help him find his way although he manages to get it totally wrong a number of times which isn't the end of the word because the outside of my building can be a little confusing at times so I'm fine with that.

Finally he's here and I'm directing him around my building but he manages to get lost even although you just go up a bunch of stairs and take the first right but if you don't take the first right and just keep walking....your fucked and it's like a maze.

So I tell him to follow his steps back and start again (in other words, get back to the top of the stairs and turn right FFS) but nope, he does it again so AGAIN I sent him back and this time I can hear voices in the background (growing increasingly anxious since it's my neighbours) and then BOOM....he starts talking loudly about if he can stay longer than the hour 

At this point I ask him to leave. How indiscreet can one be?

My building is huge but at this point, he's on my floor and there's only 4 other flats so I wasn't happy.

Oh ffs! That's what comes from keeping your brain between your legs. Your blood pressure must be hitting the ceiling.   

It's back to normal now but it was through the roof at the time. I've managed to get my 7.30 client which is a good regular to come early so he's due here in the next 5 mins or so.

I get that people might get a bit lost and things, I'm cool with that but it's when they really aren't thinking straight at all and then to be so indiscreet that suddenly the whole scenario was a nightmare.

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I recently sent a new client packing because as I was literally about to give him my door code (he was at the entrance to my flat)he asked loudly over the phone how big my chest was.
Indiscreet and totally inappropriate.He was told this and told that I wouldn't be seeing him.

Yeah that's ridiculous.

Well my client tonight sent me a text saying sorry after he left. I think he realised how indiscreet he was. Usually when you refuse to see someone or send them packing it's abuse that comes but he was nice about it so that's one good thing I guess.

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I had to fuck one off the other day. I've talked him as far round as the flats but just as I was about to give the door number he dropped his phone and it sounded like it switched off.

I could see him through the window trying to switch it back on and it took five minutes. While he was doing that he was pacing up and down and staring at the block. Then eventually he gets his phone on and I told him to leave straight away and go to the original landmark. I then explained how indiscreet he had just been and that there was no way he could return on that day. His response was that nobody had seen him.

When I used to work from my home, a few of my regulars arrived 30min earlier and they banged on the door, one even screamed my work name (I sent him packing).
I live in a sought-after area of my city.
What have they been thinking? 

I don't see them if they are idiots and rude on the phone, but some of them show their true colours when naked in bed. And then what? Should I kick them out? I don't want them to became aggressive so I tell them off if their behaviour is unacceptable, but maybe I should just say "mate, you must leave, I will keep some money for my trouble ? "

I don't see them if they are idiots and rude on the phone, but some of them show their true colours when naked in bed. And then what? Should I kick them out? I don't want them to became aggressive so I tell them off if their behaviour is unacceptable, but maybe I should just say "mate, you must leave, I will keep some money for my trouble ? "

If your worried about them being aggressive then I would give them all of their money back UNLESS you provided some services (kissing not included) in which case I would keep something.

End of the day, you wouldn't be at fault for asking someone to leave because they can't behave themselves but they won't see it like that, they will argue as if it's all your fault.

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Fucking hate this! I've been really lucky I think as I've only had one client who was painfully dopey. I was working in a very popular hotel for whoring near Euston station and had specifically asked for a room in the older part of the building - the rooms that are accessible by the lifts *directly to the left* of the main entrance. No searching, nothing, they're literally right there. My client turned up, wandered around the lobby and went into the other part of the hotel despite my super clear instructions, got lost, called me. He's like IM REALLY SORRY ILL TRY TO BE MORE DISCREET NOW and I'm like just shush and hurry up lol. I tell him him the Room number and then text it to him, and the blithering idiot still managed to knock on the door opposite mine. Had a giant boner on arrival so clearly he didn't have enough blood available to fuel his tiny mind

Lol I know exactly what hotel your talking about, you literally can't miss the lifts, they're right there on the left, it's the only thing that's there and the reception is straight ahead lol....you kinda get to the lifts before you get to ANYTHING ELSE in that hotel as the bar and restaurant and everything else is further up lol x