Normal lube to pretend you're wet and horny
Flavoured lube for when they have past the baby wipe test and you have to rim them (not the best of jobs but hey each to their own)
Something that smells nice to spray in my hair (I'm a smoker)
Bob Marley and the wailers playing (they need to come by exodus and be gone by redemption song)
Wipes, lubes, stockings, rubbers, tights, uniforms (They seem to think your wardrobe should resemble a fancy dress shop)
Washing up liquid (Helps get the baby oil out your hair after massages)
Most importantly, confidence, a sense of humour and a darn good imagination for those looooooong bookings and crazy suggestions
Safety devices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The touch of lube one is great, I only discovered this tip about 6 months ago lol.

Only worry I had with that was incase anyone thinks I'm not freshly showered.

I use a little lube, no to trick them into thinking I'm soaking and ready but just to make it a little easier. When your just fresh out the shower......your bone dry after it and when clients are paying a lot of money and on the clock, they haven't got time for a woman to get naturally wet so I use a teeny tiny little bit of lube just to help me along the way.

I've got a glass reusable syringe like the ones vets use for feeding little animals. I use a bit more than enough to fill a teaspoon and push it up as far as possible before squeezing the plunger. As much as I can hold without it leaking out basically, and I do it out of sight when stashing the cash, and with every single booking. That way it doesn't usually show until the cock goes right in and finds it. It works a treat.

A list of things you forget when you work from hotels. Either in your diary, a word document on your PC or in your phone notes. I'm constantly forgetting things & doing the Tesco dash. 

I have a basic packing list permanently in my BlackBerry that's constantly being edited and updated according to where I'm going and how long for, but I still always forget one thing. I even sit on the train trying to work out which thing I forgot to pack when I'm on my way. It's usually something stupid but vital like wetwipes, but I once forgot to pack civvy underwear and had to run to M&S.

My tip is to always smile when the door opens, even if it's the last thing on earth you feel like doing. It instantly makes you feel better and if the person on the other side doesn't smile back at least you've had a bit of warning about what you're dealing with .

I've been doing escorting for less than a year and through trial and error I have found little things that have helped me. However, I still need advice and recommendations for other things I'm having trouble with. First I'll share mine

1) I only ever use hold-ups with suspenders. This stops them sagging down and also they stay in place should the attachment to the suspender come undone

2) Always buy cheap hold-ups from the same place. I use wilko's as the are about ?2.80. Buying the same style save money should you get a ladder in one. You'll always have plenty of spares with the same lace topping.

3) I discovered  a spray called comfortably numb, specifically for numbing tonsils for when you give a client deepthroat

4) Bacterial Vaginosis (aka - your hoo har smells of fish) My GP said this is caused by washing it too much with soaps/shower gels etc. I found something called 'pharma care'. It's a wash with sage and bark specifically for that area.

5) Baby wipes - If I have been waiting a while for another client, I give my bits a last minute wipe with baby wipes. Because of the risk of BV, I rinse the wipe under water first. I never use toilet roll after I've had a wee, incase bits of tissue get stuck in the folds, so I use rinsed baby wipes again. Finally, I have read that some guys associate the smell of wet wipes down below with us not showering and just had a quick wipe.

6) via amazon, i found something called octenisept antiseptic. This is used to help treat/prevent every kind of STI imaginable.

7) Shaving - I only ever use razors for men. They just seem to do a better job. I use coconut oil to shave with.

E45 - My favourite product. My face gets covered with this at night, to help get rid of the spots on my face, caused my make-up. I also smother my pussy to get rid of my shaving rash and sooth any soreness. It works really well!


Do any of you have any tips for the following?

Even though E45 helps with shaving rash, it isnt perfect. Any ideas how to deal with it? As soon as ive shaved, it is red and spotty again.

Any quick change tips? Do you always have a complete shower after every client? Make-up makes me spotty, any suggestins? What are your beauty tips to keep your face and skin healthy as I'm sure constant washing and make-up cant be good for it? Any tips on bedding? I offer ws, gushing and vomiting. I have a pvc sheet with i put under a duvet cover, but its so slippery that its not easy to fuck on.

xxx

For shaving rash I use an antiseptic ointment or sudocrem.

Even though E45 helps with shaving rash, it isnt perfect. Any ideas how to deal with it? As soon as ive shaved, it is red and spotty again.

Do you shave with or against the grain? I started shaving with the direction of hair growth and although it takes a bit longer to make sure it's completely smooth, it definitely helps. I also use mens' shaving cream on my vag and a post shaving balm. Men's shaving products are designed for the face and are less likely to irritate skin.

Re. makeup try a mineral powder foundation. You can just top it up as needed and it comes off more easily too. Just do a good cleanse, tone and moisturise routine before you go to bed.

As to wet wipes, you can get totally unscented ones - I buy a J&J one in bulk from amazon (although I've largely switched to using bamboo washclothes for cleaning up clients).

I've had an anaesthetic spray used on my throat when I had an endoscopy which totally numbed my throat for the purpose, but not sure about using something like that regularly for deep throating...Pain is there for a reason its for your bodies own protection.

(sorry not meaning to be escort nanny I know its everyone's own choice what they do but surely your future health should be considered and this can't be healthy)

It's not to suppress pain but the gag reflex. I'm considering trying it, myself. The gag reflex makes doing ow difficult for me because the tip of the condom hits the back of my throat.