Quote from: KayHerts on 19 August 2015, 12:23:38 am

That's why I love the boxes of 144 from the Freedoms Shop - I feel like one of those end-of-the-world nutters hunkered down in their bunkers with five years' worth of macaroni and Oreos. I could have sex for months!

Ditto, I have like 300. GUM clinic are very generous when you tell them you're a sex worker!

Yep always take a thick shopping bag with you in your handbag so that you can sneak that box out 

Outcall locations never have a clock
Funny how they all disappear or dont work
I now take things out of my hand bag and exclaim in surprise, "Oh my goodness, look.  How did a clock get into my handbag, I'll just pop it over here"

Worked against one fella though before I started to bring my clock the appointment seemed to have lasted over an hour so I got into my car to go home and I was well off the time, poor thing he was a nice fella but outsmarted himself.

I cover my ( very distinctive ) watch with a squeezy bangle.
 Not because I'm bothered they see me as a clock-watcher ( I'm not - I have my phone alarm for that 
But because I'm super paranoid about secret filming. Wig-check, Glasses-check, Escort-voice-check . I do OUTCALLS ONLY and It's an unfortunate disadvantage. The only control I have is to ask laptops to be closed/webcams covered and disguise my appearance from all other hidden devices.
Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late ) 

Off the top of my head..


? Hibiscrub as a substitute for shower gel

Just being curious, why is has to be hibiscrub?

Quote from: cheesypeas on 12 August 2015, 10:40:21 pm

Never let clients see the labelling- 'trim' (tiny)
on the condom you've picked for them

Haha! I always hide that too, don't want them feeling insecure!

I show the big boys the extra large condom packaging and the smaller men i just remove quickly from the trim foil too !

Actually just before a client gets there I tend to rip the condom packet and put it under my pillow, easy peasy 

I used to have trouble ripping the condom open, especially with slippery hands etc., and it doesn't tell ye "tear here to
open" anywhere!
Until one day I solved the mystery, if you rip it on the bottom side (with the letters on the packet upside down), it tears easy,
every time!! 

Never count a bookings income in your day/week until they have arrived and you have the money in your hand. Cancellations can happen even with the most regular of client.

Be prepared for : TIMEWASTERS.