If it doesn't feel right, don't do it and I mean if the client sounds off or strange in any way on the phone - you will be RIGHT. I could kick myself the number of times I ignored that inner voice of wisdom.

Use Vagisil Gel once a week to keep your ph balance healthy.

Save every number, even if it's from a timewasting twat, then you will know to ignore in the future.

Do NOT compromise on pricing. If punters want a bargain they can go elsewhere. There's a woman in my area offering BJ's for ?19.99 - WTF?? Does she give them a penny change??

Get enough sleep and drink wine!!   

If it doesn't feel right, don't do it and I mean if the client sounds off or strange in any way on the phone - you will be RIGHT. I could kick myself the number of times I ignored that inner voice of wisdom.

Use Vagisil Gel once a week to keep your ph balance healthy.

Save every number, even if it's from a timewasting twat, then you will know to ignore in the future.

Do NOT compromise on pricing. If punters want a bargain they can go elsewhere. There's a woman in my area offering BJ's for ?19.99 - WTF?? Does she give them a penny change??



Get enough sleep and drink wine!!   

Lol BJ's for ?19.99..?!  That's crazy!

Get a big watch with massive numbers.

Or a strategically placed clock you can see when he can't see your face (doggy, RO etc.. ) 
So he doesn't see you're "clockwatching" 

This is why I have a playlist. I can see about a foot without my glasses, and probably even not that far if I'm honest. I have to put them back on if I'm going to show punters to the shower or I'd break my bloody neck just trying to find the bathroom.

Or just place the condom near the clock so that when you reach over you can see the time, without it being obvious.

* Have a good telephone manner when taking bookings, it works wonders
* offer mouthwash in a little shot glass so they actually use it and not swig out the bottle
* wear a watch. I wear mine religiously.
* have timed music also so you know exactly at what point you are at
* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
* Be strategic. Very strategic.

There are a million more but I can't think right now!

Quote from: Naked Chef on 18 August 2015, 03:11:16 pm

* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings

One of my biggest pet peeves are girls who only take 1 condom to a booking so as to minimise their workload.

My tip - don't do that unless you've been up front with a one pop limit.

Even then, take more than one. If clients are anything like mine, they might get soft mid way and the condom has to come off. Or it might break before you get it on. My advise would be to always have loads of them in various sizes!

I once had a full day of bookings, got to my work flat to see I only had 8 condoms left (I had 4 clients that day but I use a lot of toys through bookings so they have to be covered!). So I didn't have time to get to a shop for more and of course my first client just had to have some sort of condom fear and kept going soft as soon as I put it on. He kept pulling them off, throwing them on the floor for me to oral him until hard, then put back on another condom. He was insistant that we were going to have sex even though I clearly knew it wasn't going to happen (you know, one of them!). He went through 6 condoms. 6!!! Thankfully the remainder of my clients that day came from oral or I would have been fucked. Or wouldn't have been fucked, whatever way you look at it :-p

You're a saint Cheffy...

Once the condom's on...he's got no permission to take it off.
Unless I say so.
Cheek.