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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Rachel_glasgow on 12 August 2015, 02:34:52 pm
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Ok ladies so what's the tips of the trade you've picked up as you've went on or over the years? These might seem the norm to you but some of us may be rookies and be gasping for a tip like it!
Silly but useful ones I've picked up have been keeping your condoms in the top of my stocking so they're handy (thanks belle de jour!)
And always add just a touch of lube down there beforehand so it appears you're always 'ready for it' even when you're not :-*
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Actually just before a client gets there I tend to rip the condom packet and put it under my pillow, easy peasy ;)
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Ahhh that's a good one! I'm only starting to accommodate incalls so I'll keep that one noted ;)
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Actually just before a client gets there I tend to rip the condom packet and put it under my pillow, easy peasy ;)
I always wait and see what size they are, then choose the appropriate condom! If it's a regular, I have the right one to hand...
My tip would be use the most indelible/waterproof mascara, eyeliner and lipstick you can find, and invest in a couple of expensive fragranced shower gels so that you smell good even without wearing perfume or body spray (which some clients obviously prefer).
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Believe nothing.
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Actually just before a client gets there I tend to rip the condom packet and put it under my pillow, easy peasy ;)
I always wait and see what size they are, then choose the appropriate condom! If it's a regular, I have the right one to hand...
My tip would be use the most indelible/waterproof mascara, eyeliner and lipstick you can find, and invest in a couple of expensive fragranced shower gels so that you smell good even without wearing perfume or body spray (which some clients obviously prefer).
I've grown accustomed to using perfumed body lotions instead of actual perfume, grand idea :)
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Keep yourself to yourself and don't trust anybody when it comes to work x
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1: Get the money first.
2: Don't be greedy - if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
3: Get the money first.
4: Get the money first.
5: Get the money first.
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I tend to spritz my perfume in my hair or behind my ears but never on my body.
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* When you need a break, take one.
* When you get a funny feeling, don't ignore it.
* Take absolutely no bullshit.
* Don't do anything you don't want to do.
* Never give away any personal information about yourself.
* Money first. Always.
* Make sure someone you trust always knows where you are, where you're going, what time you'll be calling to confirm you've finished your booking and that you're safe.
* Keep your money out of sight- when a client pays me at the start of a booking I always go and stash the cash in the kitchen, that way they can't snatch the money back at the end.
* Regularly read safe- the stuff I've picked up from Saafe has been invaluable!
Hope that helps xXx
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Don't argue...call 999.
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So what I'm hearing is... Get the money AFTER the booking? ;D :D joking!
Great tips ladies keep them coming! Xx
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It's not a confirmed booking til the monies in your hand.
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Success in this business is not about how the clients feel about you, but about how you make THEM feel about themselves.
Oh yes, and money first ;D
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-Get paid first
-Don't do anything you're not comfortable with
-Don't take cheek off clients or let them treat you rough/hurt you, there's no excuse for that!
-Stock up on babywipes
-Stock up on more babywipes
-Stock up on condoms, lube etc.. Especially lube, DO NOT EVER GET CAUGHT SHORT OF LUBE!!
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Get a big watch with massive numbers.
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Always have a supply of stockings & thongs.
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Never let clients see the labelling- 'trim' (tiny)
on the condom you've picked for them
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Don't let it become your life. Cultivate your passions outside of the shallowness of pleasing men/appearance/fashion
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It is good to have on stand by latex gloves for dirty finger nails etc.
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Make sure you have a good supply of mens toiletries; shower gel, deodorant and mouthwash in your bathroom. And don't forget to hint by saying "Please help yourself to the toiletries and mouthwash in the shower" when they arrive to prompt them to use them!
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Never leave all your clean towels in the shower room, I give them 1 clean towel or you'll end up like their wives doing their laundry x
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Never leave all your clean towels in the shower room, I give them 1 clean towel or you'll end up like their wives doing their laundry x
Yes! Hate this
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Have a cheap handy clock e.g. ?2 Asda one in a prominent place easy for you to check the time without looking too obvious - but make sure it doesn't have a loud tick! Or it sounds like we can't wait to get rid of them.
Also try not to talk about yourself too much - I am still crap at this lol.
I think I talk out of nerves or to break the ice. Try not to overwhelm them with too much prattle or on the other hand too little everyday talk may seem clinical.
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On a healthy note drinking parsley tea daily is cleansing and keeps us moist down below - good for the libido!
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Money upfront, always check your condom/lube stash, don't fall for a client, never think of it as a lifestyle - it's a job nothing more, don't be intimidated, save as much as you can, know when it's time to get out of the business.
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You can pay 47p for a packet of Tesco babywipes, ?2.99 for a pack of 12 pasante condoms at Savers.
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Never leave all your clean towels in the shower room, I give them 1 clean towel or you'll end up like their wives doing their laundry x
For that matter, never leave anything in the shower room that you don't want poured down the drain. You can have a very obvious bottle of shower gel right there by the shower and they'll go to the far corner of the bathroom to find the most expensive thing you have - something that smells like flowers or perhaps even a bottle of eye makeup remover - and use that, instead.
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Never let clients see the labelling- 'trim' (tiny)
on the condom you've picked for them
Haha! I always hide that too, don't want them feeling insecure!
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Off the top of my head..
? Use an iPad as a clock - helps when you are a bit blind as the glowing numbers stand out more!
? Hibiscrub as a substitute for shower gel
? water based lube for pussy & silicone based lube for anal
? No matter how long you have douched for, that anal cavity always needs a bit more
? gloves/finger stalls for fingering
? incense for clearing that sex room funk
? candles for same reason, preferably those yankee candle tartlets
? minty shower gel
? tinted lip tint instead of lipstick to avoid looking like The Joker
? king size fleece over the bed with towel over the top of that for those shitty arses
? Mac Prep & Prime before retouching makeup & after to set
? vanilla essential oil in diffuser water
? condoms over toys
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If it doesn't feel right, don't do it and I mean if the client sounds off or strange in any way on the phone - you will be RIGHT. I could kick myself the number of times I ignored that inner voice of wisdom.
Use Vagisil Gel once a week to keep your ph balance healthy.
Save every number, even if it's from a timewasting twat, then you will know to ignore in the future.
Do NOT compromise on pricing. If punters want a bargain they can go elsewhere. There's a woman in my area offering BJ's for ?19.99 - WTF?? Does she give them a penny change??
Get enough sleep and drink wine!! ;D
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You have the option to send him home early from school at any moment.
eg if hes boring the tits off you, can't cum or is rude or annoying.
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If it doesn't feel right, don't do it and I mean if the client sounds off or strange in any way on the phone - you will be RIGHT. I could kick myself the number of times I ignored that inner voice of wisdom.
Use Vagisil Gel once a week to keep your ph balance healthy.
Save every number, even if it's from a timewasting twat, then you will know to ignore in the future.
Do NOT compromise on pricing. If punters want a bargain they can go elsewhere. There's a woman in my area offering BJ's for ?19.99 - WTF?? Does she give them a penny change??
Get enough sleep and drink wine!! ;D
Lol BJ's for ?19.99..?! ;D That's crazy!
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I know, lol, my eyes nearly fell out my head and then I pissed myself laughing. ;D
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Get a big watch with massive numbers.
Or a strategically placed clock you can see when he can't see your face (doggy, RO etc.. ) ;)
So he doesn't see you're "clockwatching" :)
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I just set my alarm. I'm extremely short sighted so it would be far too obvious if I had to try to glance casually at a clock
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This is why I have a playlist. I can see about a foot without my glasses, and probably even not that far if I'm honest. I have to put them back on if I'm going to show punters to the shower or I'd break my bloody neck just trying to find the bathroom.
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A playlist Amy? So, like you start playing it once the punter arrives and you know by X song its been 1hr? Because thats a genius idea - I love it! Has anyone ever said they didn't want any music on though?
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Or just place the condom near the clock so that when you reach over you can see the time, without it being obvious.
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Lay a towel down on the bed before starting so you don't have to change your sheets so much. Always have tissues, baby wipes and nappy bags to hand (Sainsbury's Basics have perfect nappy bags to contain the mess and cummy smell). Keep your condoms and lube in a pretty make up bag so it looks nice.
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* Have a good telephone manner when taking bookings, it works wonders
* offer mouthwash in a little shot glass so they actually use it and not swig out the bottle
* wear a watch. I wear mine religiously.
* have timed music also so you know exactly at what point you are at
* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
* Be strategic. Very strategic.
There are a million more but I can't think right now!
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* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
One of my biggest pet peeves are girls who only take 1 condom to a booking so as to minimise their workload.
My tip - don't do that unless you've been up front with a one pop limit.
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* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
One of my biggest pet peeves are girls who only take 1 condom to a booking so as to minimise their workload.
My tip - don't do that unless you've been up front with a one pop limit.
Even then, take more than one. If clients are anything like mine, they might get soft mid way and the condom has to come off. Or it might break before you get it on. My advise would be to always have loads of them in various sizes!
I once had a full day of bookings, got to my work flat to see I only had 8 condoms left (I had 4 clients that day but I use a lot of toys through bookings so they have to be covered!). So I didn't have time to get to a shop for more and of course my first client just had to have some sort of condom fear and kept going soft as soon as I put it on. He kept pulling them off, throwing them on the floor for me to oral him until hard, then put back on another condom. He was insistant that we were going to have sex even though I clearly knew it wasn't going to happen (you know, one of them!). He went through 6 condoms. 6!!! Thankfully the remainder of my clients that day came from oral or I would have been fucked. Or wouldn't have been fucked, whatever way you look at it :-p
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That's why I love the boxes of 144 from the Freedoms Shop - I feel like one of those end-of-the-world nutters hunkered down in their bunkers with five years' worth of macaroni and Oreos. I could have sex for months!
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You're a saint Cheffy... ;)
Once the condom's on...he's got no permission to take it off.
Unless I say so.
Cheek. :D
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That's why I love the boxes of 144 from the Freedoms Shop - I feel like one of those end-of-the-world nutters hunkered down in their bunkers with five years' worth of macaroni and Oreos. I could have sex for months!
Ditto, I have like 300. GUM clinic are very generous when you tell them you're a sex worker!
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That's why I love the boxes of 144 from the Freedoms Shop - I feel like one of those end-of-the-world nutters hunkered down in their bunkers with five years' worth of macaroni and Oreos. I could have sex for months!
Ditto, I have like 300. GUM clinic are very generous when you tell them you're a sex worker!
Yep always take a thick shopping bag with you in your handbag so that you can sneak that box out ;)
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Haha Fluffy I do. The first time I went to ask for them I got such a shock at being given the whole box. I was just lucky I had a large handbag that day.
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Outcall locations never have a clock
Funny how they all disappear or dont work
I now take things out of my hand bag and exclaim in surprise, "Oh my goodness, look. How did a clock get into my handbag, I'll just pop it over here" :)
Worked against one fella though before I started to bring my clock the appointment seemed to have lasted over an hour so I got into my car to go home and I was well off the time, poor thing he was a nice fella but outsmarted himself.
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The simple thing is to wear a nice bracelet style watch so you can keep an eye on the time.
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I cover my ( very distinctive ) watch with a squeezy bangle.
Not because I'm bothered they see me as a clock-watcher ( I'm not - I have my phone alarm for that ;)
But because I'm super paranoid about secret filming. Wig-check, Glasses-check, Escort-voice-check ;D. I do OUTCALLS ONLY and It's an unfortunate disadvantage. The only control I have is to ask laptops to be closed/webcams covered and disguise my appearance from all other hidden devices.
Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late ) :(
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A playlist Amy? So, like you start playing it once the punter arrives and you know by X song its been 1hr? Because thats a genius idea - I love it! Has anyone ever said they didn't want any music on though?
Yea, exactly, me the same. No one ever said he didn't want the music. And it's better when the neighbours hear music, instead of.. you know what ;D
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Off the top of my head..
? Hibiscrub as a substitute for shower gel
Just being curious, why is has to be hibiscrub?
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It's antimicrobial - it's what they use before surgical procedures etc., so gets you REALLY clean.
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Never let clients see the labelling- 'trim' (tiny)
on the condom you've picked for them
Haha! I always hide that too, don't want them feeling insecure!
I show the big boys the extra large condom packaging and the smaller men i just remove quickly from the trim foil too !
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a mobile phone with call blocker facility ;)
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Actually just before a client gets there I tend to rip the condom packet and put it under my pillow, easy peasy ;)
I used to have trouble ripping the condom open, especially with slippery hands etc., and it doesn't tell ye "tear here to
open" anywhere!
Until one day I solved the mystery, if you rip it on the bottom side (with the letters on the packet upside down), it tears easy,
every time!! ;D
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Found this one out this week actually.
Ordered some hemp juice (the legal kind) for health. Bonus.... muscles don't ache after a huge workathon lol. Something to do with CBD aids muscle pain or something
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Never count a bookings income in your day/week until they have arrived and you have the money in your hand. Cancellations can happen even with the most regular of client.
Be prepared for : TIMEWASTERS.
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Blind as a bat without my glasses and even huge numbers on a watch are a smudge
Phone alarm is a good idea
Sorely tempted to get a very loud extreme kitchen wind up timer set for 15 mins past the time I should be away, their fault if they delay me and hear it :D
Yes, money first
I once insisted at the end of a booking that he pay me :-[ he had already and showed me where I put the money , that is not happening again
I now put money in one spot and it is moved when they leave
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I always now make a mental note and double check before I leave my home that I have enough condoms - so embarrassing once fronted up at an outcall without them as had ran out - I was mortified and had to go and get some. The client was fine thankfully!
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I cover my ( very distinctive ) watch with a squeezy bangle.
Not because I'm bothered they see me as a clock-watcher ( I'm not - I have my phone alarm for that ;)
But because I'm super paranoid about secret filming. Wig-check, Glasses-check, Escort-voice-check ;D. I do OUTCALLS ONLY and It's an unfortunate disadvantage. The only control I have is to ask laptops to be closed/webcams covered and disguise my appearance from all other hidden devices.
Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late ) :(
I have seen someone as few times and he always has his laptop open. I very naively never thought of this at all. so glad I read this tip. Won't except another booking off him. Thanks!
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* Have a good telephone manner when taking bookings, it works wonders
* offer mouthwash in a little shot glass so they actually use it and not swig out the bottle
* wear a watch. I wear mine religiously.
* have timed music also so you know exactly at what point you are at
* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
* Be strategic. Very strategic.
There are a million more but I can't think right now!
I LOVE the mouthwash in a shot glass..!! I used to have a bottle of mouthwash in the bathroom, until I realised they'd been swigging from the bottle >:(
Now I don't leave ANYTHING in the bathroom anymore, apart from showergel, antibacterial handwash, and I hand them a clean towel
if they want to have a shower.
They used anything and everything that was in there, hairconditioner to wash their hands, a blob of toothpaste taken out of the tube with either their mouth or their fingers, etc etc.. ::)
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Mouthwash idea is awesome. Off to buy a cheapo shot glass from charity shop on way to tesco! Thanks!
(Fairly recently discovered that peroxide based mouthwash before a booking is not a good plan, can irritate their bits to an entertaining extent.)
Also on that note hide your tooth brush (or swap it for a tesco value range one) caught more than one using my toothbrush!and also Ince had a toothbrush nicked, which I wouldn't mind except I really good toothbrushes!
Also my biggest tip - don't buy white or shiney black bedspreads/covers. Ever!
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Yes, re. bedding I've found pastel/medium colours with a bit of a pattern are best.
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Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late ) :(
Oh, I didn't know this, thank for the tip. I've got a client who puts on porn when I'm giving him a blowjob, makes me wonder now..
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TMI but: Eyebrow razors you say. NOPE.... Butthole razors instead. Can never get the floofy bits with regular razors
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Mouthwash idea is awesome. Off to buy a cheapo shot glass from charity shop on way to tesco! Thanks!
(Fairly recently discovered that peroxide based mouthwash before a booking is not a good plan, can irritate their bits to an entertaining extent.)
Also on that note hide your tooth brush (or swap it for a tesco value range one) caught more than one using my toothbrush!and also Ince had a toothbrush nicked, which I wouldn't mind except I really good toothbrushes!
Also my biggest tip - don't buy white or shiney black bedspreads/covers. Ever!
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I KNEW IT!!! RE the toothbrush!! I thought, no.., surely not.
They wouldn't use my tootbrush. They just wouldn't..
But I've been checking if it's been wet after bookings, and I can't be a 100%, maybe I'm para.. But I'm not taking the chance anymore..!! ;D
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Accidentally managed to shorten my period duration by going vegan. (I'm eating same calories and taking iron supplements so no link to unhealthy) Gone from 7 days heavy to 5 days light. Wasn't expecting that but bonus.
Other than that can't say I feel glowing or different lol. But I guess the logic is there.... If you cut the growth and pregnancy hormones, your lining doesn't thicken up as much in added anticipation for a baby. Hopefully helpful to those who work or don't on their period.
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As someone who's main bookings involve anal play (on the client), I can handle seeing poop much easier than I used to but, you don't ever, ever get used to the odour.
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Come to think of it I had a client not so long ago, before I became strict had his laptop opened during the booking, now I'm wondering ??? Man I don't know what I would do if I saw myself whilst looking up porn. I wear wigs but they are quite natural looking. Could get ones with a full bang but that doesn't look good on me. Hmmm any other wig tips or form of disguise please?
Tip of the trade- Always respond to reasonable texts as men get butthurt when you don't reply and can verbally bash you!
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Ok ladies so what's the tips of the trade you've picked up as you've went on or over the years? These might seem the norm to you but some of us may be rookies and be gasping for a tip like it!
Silly but useful ones I've picked up have been keeping your condoms in the top of my stocking so they're handy (thanks belle de jour!)
And always add just a touch of lube down there beforehand so it appears you're always 'ready for it' even when you're not :-*
The touch of lube one is great, I only discovered this tip about 6 months ago lol.
Only worry I had with that was incase anyone thinks I'm not freshly showered.
I use a little lube, no to trick them into thinking I'm soaking and ready but just to make it a little easier. When your just fresh out the shower......your bone dry after it and when clients are paying a lot of money and on the clock, they haven't got time for a woman to get naturally wet so I use a teeny tiny little bit of lube just to help me along the way.
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Oh and always have a money pen to make sure you don't get paid with fake notes, one of the girls I know went to the bank the other day with 2 fake ?20 notes x
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Have a cheap handy clock e.g. ?2 Asda one in a prominent place easy for you to check the time without looking too obvious - but make sure it doesn't have a loud tick! Or it sounds like we can't wait to get rid of them.
Also try not to talk about yourself too much - I am still crap at this lol.
I think I talk out of nerves or to break the ice. Try not to overwhelm them with too much prattle or on the other hand too little everyday talk may seem clinical.
I think you'll never be able to please everyone. I recently had a complaint (from someone who was cold towards me) that I spoke too much about me when all I was trying to do was break the ice.
Most decent men will appreciate you making an effort to be friendly even if you are talking about yourself and providing you aren't chatting all the way through their appointment then chuck them out right on time but then you'll get the ignorant ones with bad attitudes just looking for faults.
It's hard to get the balance right if you offer a GFE type of booking with a stranger for the first time as you don't know what they are thinking so if you weren't to talk about yourself then the other option is to ask them questions so they can talk but then what questions do you ask? You don't want to come across as nosey or make people feel uncomfortable.
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Have a sex bag that you put in your handbag. I got mine from Ann summers. It fits my toys, condoms, chewing gum, Vaseline (when lips get dry), beppy tampon (in case I come on), lube, toy wash wipes, nail file, a nail polish (in case nail chips on way), a tiny bottle of soap I stole from a hotel once (for a quick freshen up) and mouth wash. It's so much easier to keep the bag topped up and just grab it when you're in a rush. That's my outcall bag.
Also have a separate incall bag full of the same (slightly bigger bag), plus small clear bags for waste, candles, many more condoms, deodorants, body wash, perfume and baby wipes.
Xx
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Normal lube to pretend you're wet and horny
Flavoured lube for when they have past the baby wipe test and you have to rim them (not the best of jobs but hey each to their own)
Something that smells nice to spray in my hair (I'm a smoker)
Bob Marley and the wailers playing (they need to come by exodus and be gone by redemption song)
Wipes, lubes, stockings, rubbers, tights, uniforms (They seem to think your wardrobe should resemble a fancy dress shop)
Washing up liquid (Helps get the baby oil out your hair after massages)
Most importantly, confidence, a sense of humour and a darn good imagination for those looooooong bookings and crazy suggestions
Safety devices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you run Incalls. I often run around the house seeing to my chores etc. I Leave my phone on the table and I'm always wearing fussy bras so no good for phone pocket. I found an ancient relic today, my old mobile clip on pouch omg from when everyone has Nokia bricks. Can whiz around the house without phone falling out pocket or falling down the stairs trying to make the call in time lol.
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The touch of lube one is great, I only discovered this tip about 6 months ago lol.
Only worry I had with that was incase anyone thinks I'm not freshly showered.
I use a little lube, no to trick them into thinking I'm soaking and ready but just to make it a little easier. When your just fresh out the shower......your bone dry after it and when clients are paying a lot of money and on the clock, they haven't got time for a woman to get naturally wet so I use a teeny tiny little bit of lube just to help me along the way.
I've got a glass reusable syringe like the ones vets use for feeding little animals. I use a bit more than enough to fill a teaspoon and push it up as far as possible before squeezing the plunger. As much as I can hold without it leaking out basically, and I do it out of sight when stashing the cash, and with every single booking. That way it doesn't usually show until the cock goes right in and finds it. It works a treat.
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A list of things you forget when you work from hotels. Either in your diary, a word document on your PC or in your phone notes. I'm constantly forgetting things & doing the Tesco dash. ::)
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A list of things you forget when you work from hotels. Either in your diary, a word document on your PC or in your phone notes. I'm constantly forgetting things & doing the Tesco dash. ::)
I have a basic packing list permanently in my BlackBerry that's constantly being edited and updated according to where I'm going and how long for, but I still always forget one thing. I even sit on the train trying to work out which thing I forgot to pack when I'm on my way. It's usually something stupid but vital like wetwipes, but I once forgot to pack civvy underwear and had to run to M&S.
My tip is to always smile when the door opens, even if it's the last thing on earth you feel like doing. It instantly makes you feel better and if the person on the other side doesn't smile back at least you've had a bit of warning about what you're dealing with :).
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For phone chat, looking in a mirror while speaking to a client really helps the conversation to flow. I have no idea
why it works it just does. :)
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I've been doing escorting for less than a year and through trial and error I have found little things that have helped me. However, I still need advice and recommendations for other things I'm having trouble with. First I'll share mine
1) I only ever use hold-ups with suspenders. This stops them sagging down and also they stay in place should the attachment to the suspender come undone
2) Always buy cheap hold-ups from the same place. I use wilko's as the are about ?2.80. Buying the same style save money should you get a ladder in one. You'll always have plenty of spares with the same lace topping.
3) I discovered a spray called comfortably numb, specifically for numbing tonsils for when you give a client deepthroat
4) Bacterial Vaginosis (aka - your hoo har smells of fish) My GP said this is caused by washing it too much with soaps/shower gels etc. I found something called 'pharma care'. It's a wash with sage and bark specifically for that area.
5) Baby wipes - If I have been waiting a while for another client, I give my bits a last minute wipe with baby wipes. Because of the risk of BV, I rinse the wipe under water first. I never use toilet roll after I've had a wee, incase bits of tissue get stuck in the folds, so I use rinsed baby wipes again. Finally, I have read that some guys associate the smell of wet wipes down below with us not showering and just had a quick wipe.
6) via amazon, i found something called octenisept antiseptic. This is used to help treat/prevent every kind of STI imaginable.
7) Shaving - I only ever use razors for men. They just seem to do a better job. I use coconut oil to shave with.
8) E45 - My favourite product. My face gets covered with this at night, to help get rid of the spots on my face, caused my make-up. I also smother my pussy to get rid of my shaving rash and sooth any soreness. It works really well!
Do any of you have any tips for the following?
Even though E45 helps with shaving rash, it isnt perfect. Any ideas how to deal with it? As soon as ive shaved, it is red and spotty again.
Any quick change tips? Do you always have a complete shower after every client? Make-up makes me spotty, any suggestins? What are your beauty tips to keep your face and skin healthy as I'm sure constant washing and make-up cant be good for it? Any tips on bedding? I offer ws, gushing and vomiting. I have a pvc sheet with i put under a duvet cover, but its so slippery that its not easy to fuck on.
xxx
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That's why I love the boxes of 144 from the Freedoms Shop - I feel like one of those end-of-the-world nutters hunkered down in their bunkers with five years' worth of macaroni and Oreos. I could have sex for months!
Never heard of Freedoms. Thankyou for this, so cheap!!
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For shaving rash I use an antiseptic ointment or sudocrem.
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I've had an anaesthetic spray used on my throat when I had an endoscopy which totally numbed my throat for the purpose, but not sure about using something like that regularly for deep throating...Pain is there for a reason its for your bodies own protection.
(sorry not meaning to be escort nanny I know its everyone's own choice what they do but surely your future health should be considered and this can't be healthy)
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Even though E45 helps with shaving rash, it isnt perfect. Any ideas how to deal with it? As soon as ive shaved, it is red and spotty again.
Do you shave with or against the grain? I started shaving with the direction of hair growth and although it takes a bit longer to make sure it's completely smooth, it definitely helps. I also use mens' shaving cream on my vag and a post shaving balm. Men's shaving products are designed for the face and are less likely to irritate skin.
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Any quick change tips? Do you always have a complete shower after every client? Make-up makes me spotty, any suggestins? What are your beauty tips to keep your face and skin healthy as I'm sure constant washing and make-up cant be good for it? Any tips on bedding? I offer ws, gushing and vomiting. I have a pvc sheet with i put under a duvet cover, but its so slippery that its not easy to fuck on.
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I work in a way that some would describe as back to back appointments as in i am quite happy to leave as little as 15-20 minutes between bookings but thats because i can get my self and the room ready quick no way would i just quickly baby wipe my bits lol a 2 minute shower is completely do able i splodge a dollop of shower gel on my hand rub boobs armpits and torso then splodge a dollop of fem fresh on my hand rub pussy an ass crack then switch on shower and quickly wash it all off this whole process takes me 2 minutes flat.
You really gotta wash properly in between bookings or the next guy is gonna smell the previous guys stale saliva on ur boobs and your pussy will smell of condom rubber and lube.
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Re. makeup try a mineral powder foundation. You can just top it up as needed and it comes off more easily too. Just do a good cleanse, tone and moisturise routine before you go to bed.
As to wet wipes, you can get totally unscented ones - I buy a J&J one in bulk from amazon (although I've largely switched to using bamboo washclothes for cleaning up clients).
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Hide any expensive toiletries you don't want clients using. Garunteed; no matter how many bottles of lynx in the shower they'll make a beeline for the most expensive thing in there! I forgot to clear my stuff out the shower recently and the guy decided to wash himself head to toe with my eve lom cleanser. I made a light hearted comment about him having expensive taste it when I smelled it on him, he seemed quite embarrassed and said he didn't realise it wasn't a shower soap (it comes in a round pot that looks like face cream pot and you have to scoop it out) I don't make a habit of washing my whole body with a cleanser that costs ?55 for 100ml... My own fault for forgetting to take it out of the shower, expensive lesson learned!!
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I've had an anaesthetic spray used on my throat when I had an endoscopy which totally numbed my throat for the purpose, but not sure about using something like that regularly for deep throating...Pain is there for a reason its for your bodies own protection.
(sorry not meaning to be escort nanny I know its everyone's own choice what they do but surely your future health should be considered and this can't be healthy)
It's not to suppress pain but the gag reflex. I'm considering trying it, myself. The gag reflex makes doing ow difficult for me because the tip of the condom hits the back of my throat.
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I've had an anaesthetic spray used on my throat when I had an endoscopy which totally numbed my throat for the purpose, but not sure about using something like that regularly for deep throating...Pain is there for a reason its for your bodies own protection.
(sorry not meaning to be escort nanny I know its everyone's own choice what they do but surely your future health should be considered and this can't be healthy)
It's not to suppress pain but the gag reflex. I'm considering trying it, myself. The gag reflex makes doing ow difficult for me because the tip of the condom hits the back of my throat.
I was under the impression that Rainbow was recommending using throat numbing spray as a mask for pain in order to deep throat? There are positions that make it easier and painless to slide in and out rather than using artificial substances. I'm all for pushing your bodies limits in a good way, exercise = pain for example but that's not doing any damage.
When I do ow I don't deep throat because of the annoying tip, I'd be more concerned about choking on the plastic lol
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I've had an anaesthetic spray used on my throat when I had an endoscopy which totally numbed my throat for the purpose, but not sure about using something like that regularly for deep throating...Pain is there for a reason its for your bodies own protection.
(sorry not meaning to be escort nanny I know its everyone's own choice what they do but surely your future health should be considered and this can't be healthy)
It's not to suppress pain but the gag reflex. I'm considering trying it, myself. The gag reflex makes doing ow difficult for me because the tip of the condom hits the back of my throat.
I was under the impression that Rainbow was recommending using throat numbing spray as a mask for pain in order to deep throat? There are positions that make it easier and painless to slide in and out rather than using artificial substances. I'm all for pushing your bodies limits in a good way, exercise = pain for example but that's not doing any damage.
When I do ow I don't deep throat because of the annoying tip, I'd be more concerned about choking on the plastic lol
Sorry, I meant it as numbing my gag reflex for guys that have thicker cocks
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Pain is not an issue for me... The gag reflex is. No position makes it easier. Even taking a cock into my mouth is difficult if they have a large bell end.
Today I bought chlorasceptic throat spray. It numbed me to the point of being able to touch the back of my throat with my finger like it was nothing.
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Oh I see, I was just thinking from my point of view I don't have much of a gag reflex at all and never had a cock too big to deep throat, I find it really difficult to actually make myself sick so could never offer vomiting lol The clinic are always amazed when I have throat swabs that I don't even flinch. Not always a good thing though as I know how *some* clients can try and force their cocks down throats! I don't offer deep throating now as a lot of the time I would get a sore throat after the event because of this.
Anyway my tip of the day is that, due to the amount of clients turning up early and stressing me out, I now aim to be ready for incalls 15 minutes earlier than the booking time, it also means I can leave earlier too :)
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Oh I see, I was just thinking from my point of view I don't have much of a gag reflex at all and never had a cock too big to deep throat, I find it really difficult to actually make myself sick so could never offer vomiting lol The clinic are always amazed when I have throat swabs that I don't even flinch. Not always a good thing though as I know how *some* clients can try and force their cocks down throats! I don't offer deep throating now as a lot of the time I would get a sore throat after the event because of this.
Anyway my tip of the day is that, due to the amount of clients turning up early and stressing me out, I now aim to be ready for incalls 15 minutes earlier than the booking time, it also means I can leave earlier too :)
I'm fine deepthroating when I can control the speed and how many thrusts (unless they are huge) but I get so many push my head down and start thrusting and fucking my head. They some give me such a disgusted look then I throw up on them!
I would love to have my tonsils removed so I can be really good at deepthroat, but not sure if its worth the pain of recovering from the operation x
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I'm fine deepthroating when I can control the speed and how many thrusts (unless they are huge) but I get so many push my head down and start thrusting and fucking my head. They some give me such a disgusted look then I throw up on them!
I would love to have my tonsils removed so I can be really good at deepthroat, but not sure if its worth the pain of recovering from the operation x
You can learn how to relax your gagging reflex, part of it is just how your body is (as in some people can anal painlessly some can't, me included) some of it is psychological. I wouldn't let them push my head down, take it at your own pace :) I'm not sure if having tonsils removed makes any difference?
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Don't be overly trusting. Even good regulars have been known to turn nasty.
Don't exchange your services for a punter helping you out with; ie "maintenance" work it is almost always the kiss of death.
Don't make it a habbit of them overstaying their welcome an excuse of next punter on their way always works a treat.
Once bitten twice shy and all. :)
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Don't be overly trusting. Even good regulars have been known to turn nasty.
Don't exchange your services for a punter helping you out with; ie "maintenance" work it is almost always the kiss of death.
Don't make it a habbit of them overstaying their welcome an excuse of next punter on their way always works a treat.
Once bitten twice shy and all. :)
I have had a few recently that dont stop talking and try to overstay their time. I need to toughen up and tell them I have someone else. I've just been letting them get away with it x
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I have had a few recently that dont stop talking and try to overstay their time. I need to toughen up and tell them I have someone else. I've just been letting them get away with it x
What I do is fidget uncomfortably for a minute or so and then sheepishly tell them that I really need to use the toilet. If they seem the type to really need a shove I tell them that I need a poo. They will absolutely fuck off if you tell them that you need to take a shit.
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What I do is fidget uncomfortably for a minute or so and then sheepishly tell them that I really need to use the toilet. If they seem the type to really need a shove I tell them that I need a poo. They will absolutely fuck off if you tell them that you need to take a shit.
That's a fab one ;D Unless of course its someone whose into hardsports :o
Seriously though we shouldn't have to make excuses up when the booked time is over, over stayers will say things like "ooh what time's your next one?" As if its got anything to do with them and there are lots of other things we could be needing to do after they have gone. I wouldn't make an appt at the hairdressers for example then when she's cut my hair, just sit there saying "Oh I might as well stay here and chat for longer because you haven't asked me to leave yet" !!
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One particular (now thankfully Ex regular) always used to try and over stay for as long as possible, then when I would have to tell him its time for him to go in the most polite way I could think of, he would say "Oh right its kicking out time then is it?" That used to infuriate me and I would be thinking no it isn't 'kicking out time', the booking was over a while ago now just get the fuck out my face so I can get a shower, eat my lunch, get a breath of fresh air, be peacefully alone lol! ??? :FF :FF
Phew!! Think I'm in need of a holiday ha ha ha ;) :)
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This is why I have a playlist. I can see about a foot without my glasses, and probably even not that far if I'm honest. I have to put them back on if I'm going to show punters to the shower or I'd break my bloody neck just trying to find the bathroom.
Im getting like this lol
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When I do ow I don't deep throat because of the annoying tip, I'd be more concerned about choking on the plastic lol
This is the bane of my life! I pride myself on my bj skills but that friggin tip drives me insane and makes me gag before I've even got it deep!
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Even if you have a call blocker, save every number you block and make sure you back up the numbers regularly. My work phone died a few months ago and I had lots of numbers blocked and hadn't saved them :/
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Even if you have a call blocker, save every number you block and make sure you back up the numbers regularly. My work phone died a few months ago and I had lots of numbers blocked and hadn't saved them :/
I think my phone has just died :( It just went blank earlier today and hasn't changed since I plugged the charger in about half an hour ago, any ideas what to do? its only about a month old
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If you google 'my [make/model of phone] has gone blank', there's almost certain to be a tech support forum and probably more than one so somebody there will probably know. I've rescued a few things just from advice on these :).
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If you google 'my [make/model of phone] has gone blank', there's almost certain to be a tech support forum and probably more than one so somebody there will probably know. I've rescued a few things just from advice on these :).
Thanks Amy will do :)
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Phone all sorted now after watching a youtube video, think my mind was a bit blank yesterday as well as the phone :-[
Anyway my tip of the trade: I'm a bit OCD about my towels, I do them on a hot wash but recently noticed a few stains on some of them...I'm not a fan of brand new ones as I find they don't dry you properly so instead of going out and buying a load more I put some vanish 'oxi action' powder in with the washing liquid, they've come up like brand new :)
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Anyway my tip of the trade: I'm a bit OCD about my towels, I do them on a hot wash but recently noticed a few stains on some of them...I'm not a fan of brand new ones as I find they don't dry you properly so instead of going out and buying a load more I put some vanish 'oxi action' powder in with the washing liquid, they've come up like brand new :)
Laundry geek alert! You can buy special towel conditioners which help them dry better. Also, if you have white ones especially, set the machine to do an extra rinse, and drying them outside (if possible) helps keep them white, too.
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Work towels are the only time when my eco-friendliness goes out the window and everything gets boiled and bleached to death. I always wash new towels before using them because they have a coating on which stops them drying properly, and I always spin everything twice because it makes a massive difference in drying time (I have a washer dryer at my flat but I try not to overuse the dryer).
My tip for the bathroom is that Domestos spray-on gel bleach which I scrub everything with - I think it was discontinued or changed but it pops up at the pound shop. You have to be careful not to get it on clothes or bath mats or anything (I have bathroom-only flipflops so it doesn't get paddled around the place) but no matter who was in the shower or what they did it sorts it. My grout is epic :D.
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I'm fine deepthroating when I can control the speed and how many thrusts (unless they are huge) but I get so many push my head down and start thrusting and fucking my head. They some give me such a disgusted look then I throw up on them!
I would love to have my tonsils removed so I can be really good at deepthroat, but not sure if its worth the pain of recovering from the operation x
Trust me, having your tonsils out won't make the blindest bit of difference (I had mine out 5 years ago aged 36) and even if it did the month of absolute pain and agony despite being on 3 types of painkillers isn't worth anything!
Also, the NHS won't do it for these reasons! My GP had a big enough battle with the local health authority to agree to mine despite very regular bouts of tonsillitis including one that nearly killed me!
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ALWAYS have lube to hand ;D ;D ;D
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ALWAYS have lube to hand ;D ;D ;D
And condoms within reach :-)
Did someone mention Always get the money first too :-)))
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Money first
Listen to your spidey sense
Only use mens toiletries (get your friends to buy them for xmas etc)
Never wear makeup
Never reply to text saying - hi/are u free/u ava/ other some such
Outcalls only to hotels
Never re-arrange anything you have arranged with friends - they will be a TW and you will be doubly pissed off
Play list
Never haggle
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Never wear makeup
This ones a bit dubious...If I didn't wear any make up I don't think I would get many returners! :D
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This ones a bit dubious...If I didn't wear any make up I don't think I would get many returners! :D
Haha!
I wear makeup, not much, but it makes me look a little older than I do without, when I'm not wearing makeup I constantly get asked for ID in shops, I remember one client wanted proof of age and it's annoying so wearing makeup makes me look my actually age!
Never run out of condoms, it's like a hairdresser not having her tools.
Always have back up stockings if you wear them! The amount of times mine have ripped getting out a taxi is ridiculous! ;D
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Making certain sounds during sex
Making myself SUPER WET if I want the booking to end super early
UNSCENTED TOILETRIES
Ripping the crotch area of my stockings
Gorilla glue and/or clear polish for ladders
Lots of pain killers/light pads/tampons/black condoms for period days
Bloat pills for period days
Sex in your lingerie (ie pull thong to the side)
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'I've got nothing available today but cancellations can be common, If you are happy for me to keep your number in mind and send a text if I get availability today let me know'. - If you need to get a client off the phone but still make it sound as though you care about their call. (example: difficult regulars that you don't have the energy to deal with that day but still want to keep friendly).
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Believe nothing.
+1000
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It's not a confirmed booking til the monies in your hand.
This is what I ALWAYS say & it still stand's even if its a regular regular...
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position digital clock in sight of the bed, the entire transaction is based around time and it's for their benefit as well as mine so they can pace themselves and make the most of the appointment.
Gynotex sponge tampons on amazon are cheaper than Beppy and come in 30 packs. ramer sponges cut up will do in a pinch.
baby syringe for lube if I'm very dry although usually I just apply before sex, don't mind client seeing
makeup bag for condoms. I got one from primark in a plain colour, it's long and rectangular like a pencil case - perfect fit for lining up condoms in order of type.
so the flavoured ones together at one end, large ones together, non-latex etc. I pop it on the bedside table and can grab whichever kind I need easily as I can see the tops of the packets.
using nappy sacks is a tip I got from this forum and several clients have commented on what a great idea it is.
Organisational codes for phone contacts, e.g. prefix "W" for one I've been passed a warning about. so e.g. "W Rough client" means someone warned me he was rough. "DNS" for do not see for ones I don't want to see based on my own contact with them. "S" for a client I've seen before. "C" for caution. I include the AW name if i have it. iphones dont always save the contact notes or transfer them when I change phone so I try to put key info in the contact name.
operate a cancellation list, if a client wants an appointment and I'm already booked, I offer to contact him if the slot becomes available. Usually makes it easier and more likely to fill a slot.
keep a personal alarm within reach of the bed. Some are designed to not look like alarms. I've never had to use it but makes me feel a bit better knowing it's there, I also carry it in my coat pocket when leaving my incall place or walking anywhere at night.
if you have an android phone download an auto-reply app.. I used to have one which replied straight away to missed calls saying; Sorry, I can't answer the phone right now. I'm available today at XX times, please text me and I'll reply as soon as possible.
Some men will receive it and keep ringing ??? but others will text and ask to book an available time.
iphones don't allow apps to access call history apparently so can't have auto-reply apps :'( :'(
don't trust anyone.. even the loveliest regular client can turn nasty as soon as things don't go their way e.g. not wanting to duo with a girl of their choice, not being available when they want.
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Money always within the first 10 minutes. And if it feels awkward and they are pushing to start without paying then I just say " let's get the paper work out the way first " sometimes they are just nervous and mostly they are just trying it on.
Never give out personnel info, work where you live etc. never.
I don't work past 11pm and I do really well. The crazy propel come out at night - drunks and druggies.
Don't take any shit. Ever. I've been doing this for 7 years, and now I won't take any bullshit.
I don't engage in long winded email ping pong on AW Or over text, I feel these clients are full of shit and Hardwork.
I don't offer sub as a rule, even though I enjoy it. But if they can tie you up they can do anything to you. Keep safe at all times. You can't put a price on that.
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Laundry geek alert! You can buy special towel conditioners which help them dry better. Also, if you have white ones especially, set the machine to do an extra rinse, and drying them outside (if possible) helps keep them white, too.
When the towels get a little rough or crispy you can do a cycle with just white vinegar and then a second cycle straight after with baking soda and it will get them soft and absorbent again.
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A fair bit of this will have been said before and is plain common sense.
Here goes;
It's been said a thousand times but never trust anybody!, (this includes customers, other working girls, owners of flats/saunas/escort agencies/boyfriends/even family), you never know when something you've disclosed will ever come up again and be used against you. Your friend/boyfriend/casual acquaintance now is highly unlikely to be your boyfriend/friend 5 years from now. Never tell anyone your real name, address or details about your family or your normal job occupation. Keep your personal and working life totally separated.
Keep your work line and business line totally separate. Be careful what you store on each handset especially if it's a smartphone as the likes of Google/WhatsApp/messenger services access your contacts and can and will breach your security by potentially exposing your details stored on your phone to other contacts including customers whose number you have stored (the same for Bluetooth). Also use a different email address and only use it for sex work related activities. Be careful what you store on your work phone in case it's ever stolen. Don't use photos for work that you use on social media and don't take them in known background surroundings that people who know you would recognise. If you have any easily identifiable piercings, tattoos, or moles/birthmarks, cover them up in photos.
Never take any personally identifiable information about you to your place of work or on an outcall (flat/saunas/agencies/hotel/customer's home). This includes common items that we all hold in purses and handbags such as driving licence, passport, utility bills, cash cards/gym membership, etc.). Try to estimate how much cash you need for essential supplies such as travel, food, mobile phone top up, condoms, stockings and maybe some extra cash as a buffer in case of an emergency and take that with you instead of your debit/credit cards. If you were to get robbed (and the longer you are in this business the more likely this is to happen) the first thing a dodgy customer/robber will do is rifle through through is your bag (so when you first get to work try and find a decent hiding place to hide ID type documents/other important stuff and in separate locations, incase one of them is found). I've been robbed at gunpoint and knifepoint whilst working (on a few occasions). It was bad enough being robbed but it would have been horrific if my attacker went to my home or knew anything very personal about me (and I know ladies that has happened to). Don't tell customers how you commute in to work, e.g. if you come by car, tell them you came by train (let them hang around the station waiting for you) and that includes regular customers. Customers can be incredibly indiscreet.
Don't boast about what you have and what you earned...jealousy breeds resentment.
If you live with someone and are running out of places to hide your work stuff a strong suitcase with a combination lock works a treat. It's big enough to hold everything and not so easy to tamper with or force open without it being drawn to your attention. Use a pin number specifically for that case (I use to use part of a memorable old telephone number). You can lock everything away in that suitcase; clothes/shoes/toys/condoms and your work phones, etc.
Go to outalls wearing a smart suit or even smart casual clothes if you can get away with it. Walk out in flat shoes and carry your heels in a bag. If you have a car, you could keep your work clothes and bag locked permanently in the boot. If need be you could change in the car and then when you've finished change back before coming home. Just park somewhere dark and quiet where you are not likely to draw attention to yourself and be really quick!!
One of my golden rules on an outcall is never ever accept food or drink from customers. Date rape drugs are like sweeties to get hold of. Take your own water with you. If for some reason, you feel it's necessary to drink, take it from an unopened bottle with the seal still intact and either pour it yourself or insist that it is poured in front of you. Don't let anyone who is pouring you a drink (in a sex work capacity) turn their back towards you.
Another golden rule I swear by is NEVER allow a customer to tie you up or blindfold you ever (even a regular). I knew girls that are submissive and allowed customers to beat and spank them and been really injured and unable to work afterwards. When you're entertaining a potential client who gets off on hardcore BDSM (whether you know about it or not) and you then allow him to tie you up/blindfold you, you are entering very dangerous water.
Don't drink or take drugs while you're working. You are so vulnerable and easy to take advantage of in that condition.
I never pose for pictures ever. The more pics you take of yourself and float around social media the more likely it is that you will be recognised.
Trust your gut instinct. It's your 6th sense, use it.
Pay tax, don't claim benefits that you are not genuinely and legitimately entitled to and keep everything as above board and as legit as possible (there's less chance then that it can be used against you and you won't lie in bed losing sleep over it).
Treat your work as a proper business/promote your brand, save hard. Have an exit plan.
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During the 4 years I've been doing this, I have stuck to these few things...
Money first, always - even with long time regulars
ALWAYS speak on the phone before arranging to meet, its good manners, good business and you can tell a lot from a persons voice. Gut instinct is a powerful thing, don't ignore it!
I no longer do outcalls... but when I did - Outcalls to houses, don't park your car near their house, park it further down the road or even on the next street so the registration number is out of sight. Outcalls in hotels, always dress smart casual and walk straight towards the lifts.
I find new clients are very inquisitive and like to ask about my personal life. I like to keep my business head on when seeing new clients. I find its best to keep them talking, small talk tends to work fine, like... did you find the place ok? Where did you travel in from? News/Current events, the weather, random chit chat. Regulars are different, but still even with regulars there is a line between business and personal life.
Never text full incall address to ANYONE, I consider everyone to be a timewaster until proven otherwise!
Beware of doing doggy with new clients, some will remove the condom, then re-enter without saying anything.
Get a good nights sleep, eat healthy and take multi-vitamin supplements to keep strong, doing this work is physically demanding.
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Never text full incall address to ANYONE, I consider everyone to be a timewaster until proven otherwise!
Beware of doing doggy with new clients, some will remove the condom, then re-enter without saying anything.
Get a good nights sleep, eat healthy and take multi-vitamin supplements to keep strong, doing this work is physically demanding.
^^^these
- never trust anyone in industry (clients or sp) and be very careful around friends who have joined (such a shame this has to be mentioned multiple times)...even if they seem genuine you never know they could be talking behind your back or lying themselves to get info from you. You never know who your client might be - he might be BS-ing his status or hiding his celebrity. You never know if he has people looking for his history, and looking for information on girls he has seen for whatever reason.
- if you feel sore/tired then take a day off. It is much worse when you let the overbookings happen and end up bed ridden for days
- if a clients offers a holiday trip or day trip, have them send you the cash then book the flight yourself (don't have them book it). If you can't get the cash beforehand then make sure it is a regular you trust, then book it yourself and get reimbursed upon landing. You want to keep your personal info out of the transaction and have the option to cancel your booking or fly home at any time.
- if freestyling, state your prices asap or you will be wasting a lot of time. Remember there are always future nights if this one doesn't work out. (same goes for any other sp work)
- never ever give out personal info, if they ask and ask then lie and keep lying.
- keep dental dams in case the small condoms don't fit but you need to do something for the booking lol.
- if I'm on a date I always carry gum and powdered mouthwash packets in case the client or I need them (easier than mouthwash if I have to kiss him)
- for freestyling and hotel outcalls, dress like a business woman who wants to have a one night stand. I usually wear an expensive looking bag and jewellery but understated makeup/hair. Then they usually approach me and ask what I do for a living, if I am here on business. Perfect opportunity to say I am an escort, right at first introduction. No more time wasting getting to the point.
- probably not a good idea to freestyle at the same hotel you just had a scheduled booking..
- when freestyling, look for people who are from out of town. Then you know they have a room, likely alone.
- hotel shampoos = great, free laundry detergent
- I love suggesting room service in long bookings because it can take up a lot of time. Or sex first so it's out of the way, then room service/date after so its less awkward and less anticipation (and less likely to rush through dinner so the rest of the time can be for sex)
- really think through arrangements like social events and activities like boating, tours etc. Have a set time limit for social events and keep in mind it may be hard to leave if you are stuck on a boat or on a ski hill.
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This is purely paranoia, but I always hide my tooth brush out of site. Am convinced that a passive aggressive psycho would take it and wipe it around the toilet rim then place it back, deriving pleasure in the knowledge that I've probably used it without realising where it's been.
Love the idea of the shots. Am sure you can get a pack of them to buy in the parties section of most pound shops.
Mouthwash idea is awesome. Off to buy a cheapo shot glass from charity shop on way to tesco! Thanks!
(Fairly recently discovered that peroxide based mouthwash before a booking is not a good plan, can irritate their bits to an entertaining extent.)
Also on that note hide your tooth brush (or swap it for a tesco value range one) caught more than one using my toothbrush!and also Ince had a toothbrush nicked, which I wouldn't mind except I really good toothbrushes!
Also my biggest tip - don't buy white or shiney black bedspreads/covers. Ever!
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I don't use make-up. Just never got into it. And I have many regulars. When a guy dictates what make-up I should wear, I tell him best to call off the booking because I don't use make-up. As I shower with a lot of clients, not having to worry about make up is a plus.
Again, there may be some one-timers who won't return to see me because I don't use make-up ...
This ones a bit dubious...If I didn't wear any make up I don't think I would get many returners! :D
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That you use regularly?
Mine is witch hazel! Whenever I need to go for a wee before a booking (always after I shower ffs!) I use it. It gets rid of any smells down there. I use it on my bum even after showering because I’m paranoid lol.
What are yours? Any tricks during a booking you use? Before or after a booking?
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Before I unpack or bring up my suitcase I check the water pressure and the phone signal
A few times I’ve lugged suitcase into my room unpacked only to realize I have no phone signal or it’s absolutely crap or the water pressure is like a slow piss 😂
I take the majority of my bookings via text - I hate speaking on the phone and never had a problem doing this
In my texts I always confirm the price time & service they have booked
I also always put cash only - no bank transfer
This gets rid of the ones that expect you to have a credit card machine between your legs 😂
I know a lot of ladies take bank transfer / credit cards now but I don’t want a punter turning up expecting this
Plus it’s well known that scammers will do this and use a fake app to make it look like it’s transferred and it hasn’t and often new transfers don’t go through straight away
Never leave anything in the bathroom that a client might use - trust me on this one
I include toothbrush and my own face flannels - exfoliating sponges and my own expensive shower gel in this list .
Don’t leave personal stuff like your personal phones with credit cards / bank cards in them lying around
Very easy to steal a card from a phone case and it’s unlikely you will notice it’s gone straight away
I tour a lot so I take a lot of stuff with me but I keep a sports bag in my car with spare stocking lingerie mouthwash, spare pair of shoes spare make up shower gel lube condoms
I’ve been with friends in a flat and they are like shit I’ve fogot a toothbrush - and I’m like oh I have a packet of new ones in my car 😂
I also take a long long extension lead and a multi usb charger. I hate it when I need to charge my phone and I can’t do it by the bed
I also take a little bag of differentt charging leads / usb charger and a spare phone / with SIM cards
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I don’t speak to any client on the phone until I’ve checked their number first. I used to give away far too much info by accident having conversations with time wasters.
I have an auto reply set up on my phone saying “can you text please I’m just a bit busy”. I don’t let nasty or time wasting men have any access to me at all these days.
My next rule is not to take bank transfers from people I do not know as regulars. I had one client raise a form with Nat west and try and claim the money back thinking I wouldn’t notice. I had two other clients with those fake banking apps where it looks like it went through and I gave them services for free.
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Same I don’t speak I till I have checked the number
I rarely speak to them anyway and do most of my bookings via text
I don’t accept bank transfers unless it’s wish tender or Amazon vouchers either
I don’t want them knowing my bank details
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Those are good tips from GG and RB1.
I too go in and make sure, heating, tv and shower is working.
I am getting annoyed at some places with no plugs by bed so i might need to invest in an extension as i am limited with my studying on my phone and of course watching Netflix.
Any idea RB1 what type of extention would be best and the length?
You are so organised RB1 but you seem like you out for long tours and need to have lots with you.
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Those are good tips from GG and RB1.
I too go in and make sure, heating, tv and shower is working.
I am getting annoyed at some places with no plugs by bed so i might need to invest in an extension as i am limited with my studying on my phone and of course watching Netflix.
Also test the hairdryer (if you're likely to use it) and for the love of God, make sure the toilet flushes.
I once got all settled into a nice hotel room where everything was bang on except I discovered the toilet didn't work ten minutes before my first booking. I had to keep filling the bathroom bin with water and pouring it through until he'd gone and I could move rooms :(
I always had a 4 gang extension lead with a 5m cable in my suitcase, plus rubber door wedges and an extra toothbrush for the bathroom so it looked like two people were there to the cleaners :)
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Some tips that serve me well:
- Have a plan to save, spend, and invest your money
- Never leave the house without supplies, you never know when or where you might find work. I keep enough condoms, lube, and wipes in all of my purses at all times. Makeup bags work well too.
- Be thankful and appreciative for good regular clients
- Remember to take time off. I enjoy staying busy, but doing a full schedule the day after a gang bang does not make me happy anymore
- Be careful who you tell details about. Most of my really good friends are also in the business and it makes things a lot easier for me, because we spend a lot of time sharing client stories or venting
- If you are escorting for the long term, remember this is a career too. Invest in yourself, learn basic marketing skills, customer retention, finances, etc.
- Keep detailed records of who you see, services, prices, any details that they tell you, problems, etc. My clients appreciate that I "remember" things they tell me about themselves....I just review right before seeing them. Encrypt those records! You can also treat yourself to something for milestones like 100th or 1000th client, etc.
- Learn self defense--take a class. You never know if you'll need it.
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Also test the hairdryer (if you're likely to use it) and for the love of God, make sure the toilet flushes.
I once got all settled into a nice hotel room where everything was bang on except I discovered the toilet didn't work ten minutes before my first booking. I had to keep filling the bathroom bin with water and pouring it through until he'd gone and I could move rooms :(
I always had a 4 gang extension lead with a 5m cable in my suitcase, plus rubber door wedges and an extra toothbrush for the bathroom so it looked like two people were there to the cleaners :)
Same thing happened to me old toilet system and realised it does not flush after a client took a big dump in there. First client after check in. Nightmare could not sort it to much later so another client saw it.
Yep i need a long extention lead the 5 meter one sounds a good enough i think to stretch to a bed. I alwats take my own hair dryer because of faulty ones not working. Thanks for the tips.
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1. I don't just save numbers of idiots I don't want to see, I block them, to reduce the amount of times a day my phone rings/pings.
2. I keep kinky stuff lined up by the bed a lot (handcuffs, gags, masks etc) because even guys who aren't into it see them, they often ask to try, and it helps fill up the time. Also, introducing light kink/tie&tease etc can help if the guy is a bit unpleasant in one way or another because it's less intimate and gives me some distance.
3. I don't ever give out a postcode until they make a confirmed booking.
4. I take deposits for more or less all pre-bookings.
5. I use a playlist to keep track of the time.
6. I no longer take anything that gets said about me by clients, in person or online, to heart, the good stuff or the bad,I don't allow my esteem to be based on this job or their fickle opinions.
7. I stopped trying to fit into a cliched idea of how an escort is supposed to dress/act... just being my rumpty own self is much less exhausting.
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Same thing happened to me old toilet system and realised it does not flush after a client took a big dump in there. First client after check in. Nightmare could not sort it to much later so another client saw it.
OMG what the hell is wrong with these men!?
Why would they not do that before leaving home.
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seriously thanks for this thread.
You guys are appreciated it
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Those are good tips from GG and RB1.
I too go in and make sure, heating, tv and shower is working.
I am getting annoyed at some places with no plugs by bed so i might need to invest in an extension as i am limited with my studying on my phone and of course watching Netflix.
Any idea RB1 what type of extention would be best and the length?
You are so organised RB1 but you seem like you out for long tours and need to have lots with you.
My car is like a min Poundland 😂😂
I’ve got a really long extension lead and I plug a multi usb / plug charger extension lead into
So it’s long enough to go across the room and the multi plug gives it extra length
The multi plug extension had space for 3 plugs and 6 usb points any type on Amazon is ok
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My car is like a min Poundland 😂😂
I’ve got a really long extension lead and I plug a multi usb / plug charger extension lead into
So it’s long enough to go across the room and the multi plug gives it extra length
The multi plug extension had space for 3 plugs and 6 usb points any type on Amazon is ok
Haha you sure are the queen of poundland or Delboy's market car boot. You reminded me i gotta buy a plug extention for hotel rooms that have no plug socket near the bed.