Author Topic: Tips of the Trade!! (Read 49595 times)

heather3 · « **Reply #60 on:** 05 September 2015, 10:54:45 pm »

I always now make a mental note and double check before I leave my home that I have enough condoms - so embarrassing once fronted up at an outcall without them as had ran out - I was mortified and had to go and get some. The client was fine thankfully!

jennybell · « **Reply #61 on:** 06 September 2015, 10:44:55 am »

Quote from: Phoenix on 21 August 2015, 12:07:51 pm

I cover my ( very distinctive ) watch with a squeezy bangle.
Not because I'm bothered they see me as a clock-watcher ( I'm not - I have my phone alarm for that
But because I'm super paranoid about secret filming. Wig-check, Glasses-check, Escort-voice-check . I do OUTCALLS ONLY and It's an unfortunate disadvantage. The only control I have is to ask laptops to be closed/webcams covered and disguise my appearance from all other hidden devices.
Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late )

I have seen someone as few times and he always has his laptop open. I very naively never thought of this at all. so glad I read this tip. Won't except another booking off him. Thanks!

Siorse · « **Reply #62 on:** 06 September 2015, 01:18:19 pm »

Quote from: Naked Chef on 18 August 2015, 03:11:16 pm

* Have a good telephone manner when taking bookings, it works wonders
* offer mouthwash in a little shot glass so they actually use it and not swig out the bottle
* wear a watch. I wear mine religiously.
* have timed music also so you know exactly at what point you are at
* NEVER run out of condoms / lubes / wipes / stockings
* Be strategic. Very strategic.

There are a million more but I can't think right now!

I LOVE the mouthwash in a shot glass..!! I used to have a bottle of mouthwash in the bathroom, until I realised they'd been swigging from the bottle

Now I don't leave ANYTHING in the bathroom anymore, apart from showergel, antibacterial handwash, and I hand them a clean towel
if they want to have a shower.
They used anything and everything that was in there, hairconditioner to wash their hands, a blob of toothpaste taken out of the tube with either their mouth or their fingers, etc etc..

Treetop · « **Reply #63 on:** 06 September 2015, 02:34:10 pm »

Mouthwash idea is awesome. Off to buy a cheapo shot glass from charity shop on way to tesco! Thanks!
(Fairly recently discovered that peroxide based mouthwash before a booking is not a good plan, can irritate their bits to an entertaining extent.)

Also on that note hide your tooth brush (or swap it for a tesco value range one) caught more than one using my toothbrush!and also Ince had a toothbrush nicked, which I wouldn't mind except I really good toothbrushes!

Also my biggest tip - don't buy white or shiney black bedspreads/covers. Ever!

Kay · « **Reply #64 on:** 06 September 2015, 03:04:51 pm »

Yes, re. bedding I've found pastel/medium colours with a bit of a pattern are best.

phoenix77 · « **Reply #65 on:** 06 September 2015, 03:09:28 pm »

Quote from: Phoenix on 21 August 2015, 12:07:51 pm

Tip: porn movies on play or laptop playlists on display when you arrive are often a way of filming you at the same time ( discovered this late )

Oh, I didn't know this, thank for the tip. I've got a client who puts on porn when I'm giving him a blowjob, makes me wonder now..

Ieaio · « **Reply #66 on:** 06 September 2015, 11:59:25 pm »

TMI but: Eyebrow razors you say. NOPE.... Butthole razors instead. Can never get the floofy bits with regular razors

Siorse · « **Reply #67 on:** 07 September 2015, 05:36:36 pm »

Quote from: thehappyhooker on 06 September 2015, 02:34:10 pm

Mouthwash idea is awesome. Off to buy a cheapo shot glass from charity shop on way to tesco! Thanks!
(Fairly recently discovered that peroxide based mouthwash before a booking is not a good plan, can irritate their bits to an entertaining extent.)

Also on that note hide your tooth brush (or swap it for a tesco value range one) caught more than one using my toothbrush!and also Ince had a toothbrush nicked, which I wouldn't mind except I really good toothbrushes!

Also my biggest tip - don't buy white or shiney black bedspreads/covers. Ever!
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I KNEW IT!!! RE the toothbrush!! I thought, no.., surely not.
They wouldn't use my tootbrush. They just wouldn't..
But I've been checking if it's been wet after bookings, and I can't be a 100%, maybe I'm para.. But I'm not taking the chance anymore..!!

Ieaio · « **Reply #68 on:** 16 November 2015, 09:27:57 am »

Accidentally managed to shorten my period duration by going vegan. (I'm eating same calories and taking iron supplements so no link to unhealthy) Gone from 7 days heavy to 5 days light. Wasn't expecting that but bonus.

Other than that can't say I feel glowing or different lol. But I guess the logic is there.... If you cut the growth and pregnancy hormones, your lining doesn't thicken up as much in added anticipation for a baby. Hopefully helpful to those who work or don't on their period.

londonfox · « **Reply #69 on:** 16 November 2015, 10:17:40 am »

As someone who's main bookings involve anal play (on the client), I can handle seeing poop much easier than I used to but, you don't ever, ever get used to the odour.

KittenCandy · « **Reply #70 on:** 16 November 2015, 03:35:05 pm »

Come to think of it I had a client not so long ago, before I became strict had his laptop opened during the booking, now I'm wondering

Man I don't know what I would do if I saw myself whilst looking up porn. I wear wigs but they are quite natural looking. Could get ones with a full bang but that doesn't look good on me. Hmmm any other wig tips or form of disguise please?

Tip of the trade- Always respond to reasonable texts as men get butthurt when you don't reply and can verbally bash you!

Kendra Glasgow · « **Reply #71 on:** 16 November 2015, 04:11:03 pm »

Quote from: Rachel_glasgow on 12 August 2015, 02:34:52 pm

Ok ladies so what's the tips of the trade you've picked up as you've went on or over the years? These might seem the norm to you but some of us may be rookies and be gasping for a tip like it!

Silly but useful ones I've picked up have been keeping your condoms in the top of my stocking so they're handy (thanks belle de jour!)

And always add just a touch of lube down there beforehand so it appears you're always 'ready for it' even when you're not

The touch of lube one is great, I only discovered this tip about 6 months ago lol.

Only worry I had with that was incase anyone thinks I'm not freshly showered.

I use a little lube, no to trick them into thinking I'm soaking and ready but just to make it a little easier. When your just fresh out the shower......your bone dry after it and when clients are paying a lot of money and on the clock, they haven't got time for a woman to get naturally wet so I use a teeny tiny little bit of lube just to help me along the way.

Kendra Glasgow · « **Reply #72 on:** 16 November 2015, 04:19:54 pm »

Oh and always have a money pen to make sure you don't get paid with fake notes, one of the girls I know went to the bank the other day with 2 fake ?20 notes x

Kendra Glasgow · « **Reply #73 on:** 16 November 2015, 04:41:01 pm »

Quote from: Lushblossom on 13 August 2015, 04:01:20 pm

Have a cheap handy clock e.g. ?2 Asda one in a prominent place easy for you to check the time without looking too obvious - but make sure it doesn't have a loud tick! Or it sounds like we can't wait to get rid of them.

Also try not to talk about yourself too much - I am still crap at this lol.

I think I talk out of nerves or to break the ice. Try not to overwhelm them with too much prattle or on the other hand too little everyday talk may seem clinical.

I think you'll never be able to please everyone. I recently had a complaint (from someone who was cold towards me) that I spoke too much about me when all I was trying to do was break the ice.

Most decent men will appreciate you making an effort to be friendly even if you are talking about yourself and providing you aren't chatting all the way through their appointment then chuck them out right on time but then you'll get the ignorant ones with bad attitudes just looking for faults.

It's hard to get the balance right if you offer a GFE type of booking with a stranger for the first time as you don't know what they are thinking so if you weren't to talk about yourself then the other option is to ask them questions so they can talk but then what questions do you ask? You don't want to come across as nosey or make people feel uncomfortable.

Roxy101 · « **Reply #74 on:** 16 November 2015, 04:45:12 pm »

Have a sex bag that you put in your handbag. I got mine from Ann summers. It fits my toys, condoms, chewing gum, Vaseline (when lips get dry), beppy tampon (in case I come on), lube, toy wash wipes, nail file, a nail polish (in case nail chips on way), a tiny bottle of soap I stole from a hotel once (for a quick freshen up) and mouth wash. It's so much easier to keep the bag topped up and just grab it when you're in a rush. That's my outcall bag.

Also have a separate incall bag full of the same (slightly bigger bag), plus small clear bags for waste, candles, many more condoms, deodorants, body wash, perfume and baby wipes.

Xx

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