I'm always like that, its my natural state as I see it ignorant men TW's and men with too many free miutes on their phone don't deserve my sweetness  I have to ration it...lol. 

I always mirror how they speak to me right back at them so if they're all YO! Wot and fink I'm the same back I then tell them I'm busy/not available/or no I don't want to book you as you're not my type of client then I hang up.

Its no problem at all for me to flatly say to TW sounding guys "What you're asking is on my profile and if you cant take a minute to read it I don't have a minute to talk to you BYE!." And there endeth the conversation.

The same goes for heavy breathers trying to quietly wank on the other end of the phone I become very abrupt and no nonsense. Even if they were to be genuine I don't want those kind of clients so I don't care. Its like Lord Sugar said "When you are selling something its a waste of your time talking to people who don't have the money to buy it so move on"

Basically I know from the first two words out of a clients mouth if I'm interested to meet him and to those gents I'm my normal sweet self.

So with you; plenty just want chit chat or wank fodder  - as time has gone on, my patience is less and less

Maybe it shouldn't have done but that really made me laugh the thought of you banging kitchen utensils. Hilarious.

I had my work phone attached to my Bluetooth in the car.
My Bluetooth was playing up.
my 10am booking or whatever time was ringing to confirm....like I had asked him to.
I was getting severely pissed off with my phone, as he was going hello hello I can't hear you.
I hung up on him because it was distracting me, for him to call me another three times.
I decided to answer because they guy wasn't giving up. Same thing happening him not hearing me.
As I hung up for the last and final time, I muttered something along the lines of oh Fuck off you prick,
Well my Bluetooth obviously decided to work at that very moment, as I arrived at destination
I saw a text
Sorry Louise. I obviously caught you while you were driving. Sorry to have annoyed you, are we still on for our appointment. Please let me know as I need to leave my house very soon.

I did feel bad, he was a nice guy lol.

Seriously though, I hang up on idiots all the time, and give them a brief reason as to why I'm going to hang up on them. Unless they ask me for bb and then they will just get a fuck off and block block block